Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Dec 29, 2004 10:52:10 GMT -5
1.! Coach Kay Saves College Baskeball!!
The Great Coach Kay saved college baskeball and Duke because he turn down the Lakers and stayed at Duke! College baskeball would of been ruined forever if he had left! Think about it what would happen with no Great Coach Kay! No one would even know who to call the best coach and no one would be there to tell the reffs to do they f**king job and get they heads out of they asses! And Duke would fall apart and have a terrible desgrace of a team and everone would hate them and the whole college would go broke because no one would ever want to go to a looser college with the worst foot ball team AND a crappy baskeball team! Duke would of been ruined and all of college baskeball would of been ruined it would of been the worst tragety of all times face facts! If you ever watch college baskeball then you all should be down on your knees thanking him and praising him and begging for mercy and apalogizing for all you rude and mean commints! That is the biggest news story of all times face facts!!
2! The great Geroge "W" Bush kicks ass and becomes President of the Year again and Cary goes home like a big looser which he is!
3! That lowlive tramp Jannet Jackson whips off her cloths and gets naked and nude right at the Super Bowell and I got a tape of it and you can even see her booby right there on the TV oh my god its real nakedness right on the TV and it isent even Skinamax it is the best thing that ever happen! But she is a a desgrace for doing it they aught to lock her up!
4! That Lacy Pedersen guy killed his wife and is going to get the CHAIR!!!
5! My Patriats Win ANOTHER Super Bowel!
6! The Awesome USA kick the asses of Iraqu and take them over and lock up Sadamn Husane and put him in a hole in the ground and kick all of they asses and kill the bad guys and give them a good govermint where they will finely act like human beins and do what we say!
7! The Great Eminam has a new alblum and it rules but not hardley manny people buy it because we all downloated it off the internets for free so that kicks ass!
8! Yankees CHOKE like looser crappy junky desgraces and Redsox win the National Championship!
9! My USSC Trojins win it all and are CHAMPS!!!
10! The big title wave kills a bunch of people but luckyly they werent American!
So those are the FACTS of the storys of the year why dont you FACE them!