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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 4, 2024 12:06:04 GMT -5
People cant stop talking about the big Eclips that is comming for us thru our Open Boarders! A Eclispes is like a thing in the sky that attacks the SUN! Right here in AMERCA!! Bidan aint doing a damn thing to stop it from pouring in right thru Our Boarders!!
People are saying that its perdicted to get here to attack the Sun on Monday! Look out! Get ready! Buy lots of ammo! Stock up on bread and milk and boozse and gass and pitzza beffore its too late! I will be buying up a couple trash bags full of gass this weekend so that I will be SAFE!!
The point is that everbody is so exited for the big Eclipses!! Billy Ray got a couple extra tickets he will sell me so at lease I wont miss it!
The probalem is you got to go way up to Louseville or over to Hawesville or up Cambellsburg or some other BIG CITTY to look at this thing!! That SUCKS bro I HATE cittys! They are full of CRIMES and BAD GUYS and emmigrints and them OTHERS and drugs and traffick and crowding!! They are CRAZY scarry and dangrous! So you KNOW I will be branging my ammo and a few of my Slefdefense Freedom guns with me! Saftey FIRST is what I allways say!!
Next time they do this Eclisping they better put it somewheres else that isent a big citty! Why does everthing got to go to the Big Citty what about us REAL AMERCANS! What about OUR RIGHTS for once!!
Allso WHY do they put this on a Monday! Why not on the Week End like a normel person! SO DAMN DUMMB!!
The point is the Elclisp is COMMING and I will be one of the lucky ones who gets to look at it attacking our Sun! Probaly I will take a few shots at it to teach it a lessen!
Gotdamn Sleppy Joe BIDAN wont do a DAMN thing to stop it but I aint scarred!! I will help Protect Our Sun like a REAL AMERCAN!! Send that gotdamn Eclispe right back to RUSHHIA where it bellongs! You dont attack OUR sun and get a way with it!!
USA USA U SA USA!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 5, 2024 9:32:17 GMT -5
Good news every one! My disabilty check came today! So now I can UPGRADE to the DELUXE eclisp package from Billy Ray! When I pay him I will get 2 FRONT ROW tickets to the elcips AND 2 pair of OFFICAL eclisp sun glasses!! They are so AWESOME bro! They are just like them cool sun glasses only on the side its writen OFFICAL ECLISP SUN GLASSES!! So you know they will work GREAT! All the loosers will be so JEALOUS of me and my epeck elclisp glasses!! PLUS I will ALLSO be getting a offical I SEEN THE ECLIPS documint!! With that then NOBODY can try and say I dident see it! If they try I will buss out that offical documint right in there FACES and totelly PROOVE them WRONG! I WIN AGAIN!! YESS!!! This elcips is gonna RULE bro! Best one of the whole damn YEAR I bet!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 5, 2024 9:43:12 GMT -5
BRO CHECK IT OUT! Billy Ray just sended me the OFFICAL ECLISP DOCUMENT!! Once I pay him and he prints it up and sings it then I will have ALL the PROOF!! And all the jealous HATAS can CRAM IT!! What do you say to me NOW huh!! WHere is YOURE offical document HUH!!! Ya thats RIGHT you dont got one!! DO YOU!! Attachments:
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 5, 2024 13:40:57 GMT -5
Now people are saying I wont even need my epeck elcisp sun glasses!! Because sceintist all LIED about it!! Damn LIERS!! Only morans lissten to nurdy sceintists! This guy on Twiter knows better!!
I will probaly wear my new elcisp sun glasses any ways! They are so cool and everthing looks all WERD with them on thats how you know they are good for you! But I will just take them off to look at the eclips attacking the sun! That will teach them JERK sceintist that they cant push ME arround! NOBODY tells ME what to do!! NOBODY!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 8, 2024 10:41:46 GMT -5
Hell YA bro its elclisp day! I am allready pregamming and talegatting for this!! Nobody can even stop talking about it!! I allready had a bunch of Fireballz and White Claus and beers! I figgured out where the big elcisp will hit the Sun! Its right UP in the sky! So now that thats all figgured out theres nothing else to do exscept get my drunk on and wait for the big thing!!
People are saying the Sun will shove that eclisp out of the way and WIN! But I am thinking may be the eclips will win! Its the under dawg but thats why it will catch the Sun offgard with a suprise attack! Billy Ray is giving 8 to 1 odds on Sun verse Eclisp! Thats GOOD odds bro! I cant afford NOT to bet on 8 verse 1!! If Eclisp pulls the UPSETT I will be RICH!!
What chanel is the pre game show on! They aint had one on espnn yet! I need to see what the experts takes are on this one!!
Annyways time to get TORE UP bro!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 8, 2024 11:04:13 GMT -5
With the Big Game tonite this is gonna be the BEST day ever! Good thing I am allready getting tore up! Its called BEING A HEAD OF THE GAME! Its called MAKING SMARET PLANS!!
Today is the BEST day bro!!Its like if they had a Supper Bowel and a big sun space thing in the SAME DAY! Its just like THAT! So awesome!1
Im allready halve tore up but lucky for me I can handle MY boozse so I just made a deal with Billy Ray! he was all 8 to 1 for the betting but then I was all like Yo bra I will take Yuconn AND the Eclisp! So if they BOTH win then you give me TEN to one! AND HE DID IT!! HAHAHAH what a moran!! This is gonna bE the easyest money I ever woN! I should feel bad about taking his money like that but too bad for HIM! Not MY falut he is too much of a moran and ignorent!! If he is so damnb dumb then he shouldent of bet! Thats just commen since yo!
I wander what I will spend all my new money on! I am not like you epeople I LIKE money! I use it to buy things with! So what will I buy with it!! Humm I wander O YA THATS RIGHT MORE BOOSZE!! YESSS HAha YESS !!
Best day EVEr!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 8, 2024 15:44:25 GMT -5
ITS HAPENING!! IOTS HAPENING!! I miss the begning but iTS HAPENING!! HAPPY NEW YEARS! HAPPY NEW YEARS WHOOOOOOOOOO! YESSS!!!
ECLISPE IS WINNING! ITS KICKING SUNS ASS bro! You cant even hardley see the sun over there no more! WOW hahah YESS!! GO ECLSIPE GO!! Totell udnder dawg upsettj yo!! YESS! GO!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 8, 2024 16:50:49 GMT -5
WAIT WH AT HAPPENESD WHO!! Its ov er! That was a godtamn FOUIL!! FOUL! NO WAY!! DONT COUNT!! CHEATING UNDFIAR!! BOO! OOOOO!!! BOOOOOO OO!O!!
BULLLCRAP YPO!!! TOtell bulll crap!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 8, 2024 16:54:18 GMT -5
It wa s DARK yo! NOBODDY COULLD EVE N SEE!! So howw they gonn a say who wont you CANT!! Npboddy lknows thats a danmn FACT! I shoulldent have to P AY!! I shoulld get my MONEY BACKK totell ripodff!! SO UNIFIAR!! BOOOOI!OOOO!!! BOOOIOO!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Apr 8, 2024 18:12:04 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy;
My son Thomas and I went to a park to enjoy the eclipse. There were many people there.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 8, 2024 21:19:03 GMT -5
O tya well who th hell cares broI am the one who got totelly riped off and JIPP so BAD this whole elclisp SUCKED! WHAT ABOUT MY MOENY! WJHAT ABOUT THAT!!
I can t even pay ettenton to the big game I am so damn poiss OFF!! NOT FaRIER!! Not fair at AL L!! RIP OFF!! RIGED SO BADF!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 15, 2024 8:47:24 GMT -5
I allready totelly PAWNED a bunch of LIER LOOSERS who tryed to tell me they seen the elclips! I was all like If you seen it then where is youre offical docuement that PROOVES it! And NONE of them had one! NONE!! Only ME!! What a bunch of damn LIERS they think they could fool ME! NOBODY FOOLS ME!!
I am a Freethinker and I Do My Own Reserach! Thats how I never fall for HOAXES and RIGING like stole electons and vaxcenes and other WOKe BULLCRAP!
NOBODY tells ME they seen the elcisp if they cant back it up with PROOF! Nobody tells ME nothing!!!
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