Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Dec 15, 2023 15:22:05 GMT -5
Me and the old ball and chain been commen law for a few years now but she STILL wants to do a dumb wedding ceramoney!! WHY! I hate weddings! We both allready been married like 2 or 3 diffrent times ALLREADY and geuss what ALL of them was BAD and devorced! That PROOVES wedding ceramonies are a JINKS!!
Plus they are so damn EXPANSIVE I am not made out of weddings!! Plus I dont need to wear a damn shirt and a tie like some kind of a laywer or a busness dentist or some thing like that and stand arround for some preacher!
I am not that type of a guy! I am a baddass rebbel bad boy who plays by my OWN rulz! But to keep her quite I said Okay Oaky shut up I will do it! But then I AM THE ONE who is suppose to foot the bills for youre dumb looser famly to get all drunk and eat food offen MY money!? How the hell is THAT fair! Its NOT!
Weddings SUCK yo! But because I am SO damn nice I was like Alright if you pay for it then I will go to it! Youd think that would be ENOUGH but NOPE! She want to do this dumb thing she seen on the Tv of us writting our own wedding vowels! SO DUMB! But because Im so NICE I said okay okay Jesus christe quit crying I will DO it! SO I DID!
Youd think THAT would be enough to shut her up but NOPE!! After I put all that hard WORK of thinking to make up our own vowels she dident even say Thank you so much for all you done! NOPE! Alls she did was get MAD!! Typecal WOMMAN! So ungreatfull for all I do!
Them vowels I made up were AWESOME too! I was like for our vowels we will go like this! You sullenmly swear to four sake ALL other men for EVER! And so do I! Case CLOSED!!
What could be better then THAT! But NOPE! MAD again! Nobody ever apprecates all I do! SO unfair!!
The point is thats why weddings totelly SUCK! They should do a WAY with them! They are all BAD LUCK JINKSES anyways! I swear if I dident need a place to stay at then things would be a LOT diffrent trust me! Anyways thats just a NOTHER thing I do for OTHER people but nobody ever does any thing for ME tho DO they!
Plus they are so damn EXPANSIVE I am not made out of weddings!! Plus I dont need to wear a damn shirt and a tie like some kind of a laywer or a busness dentist or some thing like that and stand arround for some preacher!
I am not that type of a guy! I am a baddass rebbel bad boy who plays by my OWN rulz! But to keep her quite I said Okay Oaky shut up I will do it! But then I AM THE ONE who is suppose to foot the bills for youre dumb looser famly to get all drunk and eat food offen MY money!? How the hell is THAT fair! Its NOT!
Weddings SUCK yo! But because I am SO damn nice I was like Alright if you pay for it then I will go to it! Youd think that would be ENOUGH but NOPE! She want to do this dumb thing she seen on the Tv of us writting our own wedding vowels! SO DUMB! But because Im so NICE I said okay okay Jesus christe quit crying I will DO it! SO I DID!
Youd think THAT would be enough to shut her up but NOPE!! After I put all that hard WORK of thinking to make up our own vowels she dident even say Thank you so much for all you done! NOPE! Alls she did was get MAD!! Typecal WOMMAN! So ungreatfull for all I do!
Them vowels I made up were AWESOME too! I was like for our vowels we will go like this! You sullenmly swear to four sake ALL other men for EVER! And so do I! Case CLOSED!!
What could be better then THAT! But NOPE! MAD again! Nobody ever apprecates all I do! SO unfair!!
The point is thats why weddings totelly SUCK! They should do a WAY with them! They are all BAD LUCK JINKSES anyways! I swear if I dident need a place to stay at then things would be a LOT diffrent trust me! Anyways thats just a NOTHER thing I do for OTHER people but nobody ever does any thing for ME tho DO they!