Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 16, 2023 12:37:07 GMT -5
I love MOVIES! I love to watch them! They are real good for looking at a screen at! Exspecally in summer when its like a millon dagrees of hot out and we all love to go to a movie to get out the gotdamn HOTNESS!! Plus theres no sports on Tv so what the hell else you gonna do?? NOTHING!!
So trust me bro I seen movies! PLENTY of movies! So I am a EXPERT of them!
The point is FINLEY Indana Johnson is BACK! This guy in the movie Indie Jonson is a colledge nurd type of a guy but actually he secretly kicks ASS and beats up all the bad guys and runs away from bolders and dives under the door and steals the jeweles from the savadges and wears a hat!
The commercal shows that Indie is kicking ASS again! This time he is Tom Cruse! Which is smart because Idana Jones is real OLD and they needed to do a re boot with a YOUNG guy so he could kick ass better! So Tom Cruse is the PERFECT guy to be Indana Johnson! Now nobody even remebers who use to be Indana Johnson back in olden days!
Ps it was Luke Starwalker from Star Track! Remeber THAT guy???
Anyways the point is this new movie Indana Jones 7 Impossible Missons RULES!! He has to FIGHT the bad guys! But luckily he is a totell Black Belt of punching and kicking and Kung Pow and Karaty and other fighting moves! So he can kick the ASS of the terrists even when there are like 12 of them and they got big guns and he dont but that dont stop Indie! He is all like BOOOM! PUNCH!! KICK!! DUCK! PUNCH! FLIP!! SHOOT! KILL!! BOOOM!
Totell BADDASS!! This is defnitely Tom Cruses BEST acton movie of kicking ass ever sense Red Dawns or maybe Farriss Buler! Remeber Farris Buler he was like this smartass kid who PARTAYED and they couldent stop him! He was all like Yo some times you just got to say what the f**k!!! And then his mom and dad came home and they couldnt proove he partyed! So he dident get in trouble and loose his foot ball scholership to colledge and he ended up driving Race cars and also being the BEST at bar tending and he flipped all the bottles and the girls loved him! WOW that was EPECK! But this new one is allmost as good!!
What EPECK about this new one is how Indy makes all kind of smart remarks when he is beating the ass of the bad guys! And there is NOTHING they can do about it! ITS CALLED BeING A BADDASS HEROE!! Then the big BOMB goes OFF and totelly EXSPLODES! But Indie walks away with it blowing up behind him so he is safe! And then I bet at the end there is a big SHOWDON fight on top of a sky scrapper! And like Indie probaly only got like 4 seconds to kill the bad guy and unplug the nucular thing to SAVE THE WORLD! Spolier Alert he DOES save the world!! Pew that was a CLOSE one!
Indana Jonson 7 Impossible Missons is the BEST movie of alltimes EVER!! By a MILE! Totell FIRE yo! I cant even wait to see it! Probaly once it gets hotter out! My epeck new startergy of walking IN backwerds so it looks like you are going OUT is totelly unstoppible! That way I dont need to wear a damn shirt and can put all kind of candy and other food in my pockets so I dont got to pay the RIPOFF prices for pop corns that they RIP YOU OFF FOR!! The point is my new plan will let me see ALL the movies for FREE!! No wander I am the BEST expert of movies of alltimes!!
SUMMER IS BEST!! YESSS!!
So trust me bro I seen movies! PLENTY of movies! So I am a EXPERT of them!
The point is FINLEY Indana Johnson is BACK! This guy in the movie Indie Jonson is a colledge nurd type of a guy but actually he secretly kicks ASS and beats up all the bad guys and runs away from bolders and dives under the door and steals the jeweles from the savadges and wears a hat!
The commercal shows that Indie is kicking ASS again! This time he is Tom Cruse! Which is smart because Idana Jones is real OLD and they needed to do a re boot with a YOUNG guy so he could kick ass better! So Tom Cruse is the PERFECT guy to be Indana Johnson! Now nobody even remebers who use to be Indana Johnson back in olden days!
Ps it was Luke Starwalker from Star Track! Remeber THAT guy???
Anyways the point is this new movie Indana Jones 7 Impossible Missons RULES!! He has to FIGHT the bad guys! But luckily he is a totell Black Belt of punching and kicking and Kung Pow and Karaty and other fighting moves! So he can kick the ASS of the terrists even when there are like 12 of them and they got big guns and he dont but that dont stop Indie! He is all like BOOOM! PUNCH!! KICK!! DUCK! PUNCH! FLIP!! SHOOT! KILL!! BOOOM!
Totell BADDASS!! This is defnitely Tom Cruses BEST acton movie of kicking ass ever sense Red Dawns or maybe Farriss Buler! Remeber Farris Buler he was like this smartass kid who PARTAYED and they couldent stop him! He was all like Yo some times you just got to say what the f**k!!! And then his mom and dad came home and they couldnt proove he partyed! So he dident get in trouble and loose his foot ball scholership to colledge and he ended up driving Race cars and also being the BEST at bar tending and he flipped all the bottles and the girls loved him! WOW that was EPECK! But this new one is allmost as good!!
What EPECK about this new one is how Indy makes all kind of smart remarks when he is beating the ass of the bad guys! And there is NOTHING they can do about it! ITS CALLED BeING A BADDASS HEROE!! Then the big BOMB goes OFF and totelly EXSPLODES! But Indie walks away with it blowing up behind him so he is safe! And then I bet at the end there is a big SHOWDON fight on top of a sky scrapper! And like Indie probaly only got like 4 seconds to kill the bad guy and unplug the nucular thing to SAVE THE WORLD! Spolier Alert he DOES save the world!! Pew that was a CLOSE one!
Indana Jonson 7 Impossible Missons is the BEST movie of alltimes EVER!! By a MILE! Totell FIRE yo! I cant even wait to see it! Probaly once it gets hotter out! My epeck new startergy of walking IN backwerds so it looks like you are going OUT is totelly unstoppible! That way I dont need to wear a damn shirt and can put all kind of candy and other food in my pockets so I dont got to pay the RIPOFF prices for pop corns that they RIP YOU OFF FOR!! The point is my new plan will let me see ALL the movies for FREE!! No wander I am the BEST expert of movies of alltimes!!
SUMMER IS BEST!! YESSS!!