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Post by J.H. "Goose" Traynor-Wagner on Dec 17, 2022 10:08:51 GMT -5
From The Heart Of Mouslem Arabia Comes The Abyssal Howl Of A Latino Announcerman Saying "Goal" Brought To You By Pemberton's Medicinal/Temperance Carbonated Soda-Water Company And Visa— The Card That Carries An Invisible And Indelible Mark Lets The Devil Know You Love Him: It's The World Soccer Kicking Championships.
Upon The Passage Of Four Years, Every Nation, Tribe And Civilization Across This Destitute b*tch Of An Earth Sends Forth Their Dozen Most Voluptuously-Legged Men To One Of The Great Capitals Of Man. Previous Competitions Were Held In Luminous Megalopolises With Histories Deeply And Importantly Linked To Soccer Kicking, Such As Moscow, Cleveland, Switzerland, Israel, And Microsoft.
And Like A Whirl Wind, The Matches Of The Lesser Teams Have Passed By In Riveting Zero-To-Zero Fashion, Leaving Us Now With The Stoutest Two: The Argentinians, Lead By Soccer Kicking Savant Heinrich Eichmann-Messy, And The French, Guided By Curtis Jackson Mbappe. We Can Only Hope And Cheer For Herr Messy, Because He Has Given The Fans Of This Sport So Much (Only Living Person To Have Scored 6 Goals Total In His Career).
But Our Prayers Fall On The Deaf Ears Of The Silent God, Who Casts Us All Aside To Fate. Which Team Will Carry Away The Enormous Gilded Soccer Kicking Trophy Once The Match Has Ended And The Gracious Mouslem Hosts Have Executed Every Last Woman And Italian Within Their Rising Desert Pleasure Domes? No One Knows.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Dec 17, 2022 11:06:05 GMT -5
Yo Goose bro are you that guy that hangs out in the back of Walmart that is always like yelling at himself! Thats got to be YOU bro! It MUST be you sound just like him! He is always going off on the Isreal and the foreigners and there secret tricks TOO! That cant be a coincidense! Thats you! WOW!! Everone thoughut you had one of them blue tooths in your ear and was like yelling at some one on a cell phone but NOPE!
Next time I am in back of Walmart I will come say hi! Just dont yell at ME tho bro! Just clam down when I come over to chill alright bro! We are good freinds now so I will tell them other guys to quit chunking beer cans at you!
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