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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 28, 2020 17:58:15 GMT -5
Noboddy gives no REPSECT to the Great People who DIED!! NOBODDY!! So I am making up a topec for a ob*tchray for dead people!! A ob*tchuray is thing where it tells all about the dead guy!! Ever boddy needs to read it and get SAD!! ITS THE LEASE YOU COULD DO!!
OVIOUSLY The FIRST ob*tchuray will be COBY!! ITS UNREAL how he is still DEAD!! And STILL they aint even make a hollyday for him!! Just make Vetrens Day into COBY DAY who cares about that one annyways!! DO IT!!
Annyways here is the ob*tchuray for the great COBY BRYAN!!
Once a pon a time a kid was born named COBY BRYAN!! He was so good at baskeball and would slamdunk on annyboddy anny time!! NOBODDY COULD STOP HIM!! And he was a ULLTAMITE CHAMPION and COMPETOR!! he would do ANNYTHING to you to kick youre ASS!! ANNYTHING!! Lucky for everone he singed up with LACKERS and winned like 10 CHAMPION SHIPS!! He would of win even MORE exscept the dirtay REFFS cheating him!! Reffs hated poor Coby and were allways AGAINST him!! It was the worse thing you every even seen! But did he stop NO HE DID NOT!! ITS CALLED BEING A HEROE!!
Everone loved him so bad and we all called him the Momba!! That was a knick name I make up for him be cause he was like Monba!! Whitch is a monster who would kill you in youre sleep just as look it you!! ITS CALLED TOUGHNISSS!!
So then poor Coby winned like 5 MPVs awarads and he allso score 91 points in ONE GAME!! He maked all the shots and noboddy could do NOTHING and the HATAS cryed and cryed!! Then he finley got too old and quitt with a MILLON DOLLERS MONEY in his pocket!! SO MUCH MONEY!! SUCK IT HATAS!!
He went in to Hall of fame and they make all kind of movies about him and he was the BEST man of ALL and he probaly would of been our next PRESDENT be cause everboddy loved him so much!! But NO!! He is DEAD now!! And noboddy done a DAMN thing about it!!!! WHY!!
Annyways I got like 10 more pages to type up for the rest of this ob*tchuray but I am real buszy right now and got like some thing in my eyes and so I need to quitt and go get tore up and put on my Coby Bryan teeshirt so there!!
Rip Coby!! Rip!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 28, 2020 23:06:23 GMT -5
I need to make more of these ob*tchuarys!! Who eltse is dead!!
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Post by baddass on Jan 31, 2020 9:31:24 GMT -5
I need to make more of these ob*tchuarys!! Who eltse is dead!! Neil Peart, the drummer from Rush.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 31, 2020 10:52:32 GMT -5
Wait what!! At first I thoughut you say the Great Rusch Limbau is dead!! WOE DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRA!! That would be the biggets tradjety of ALLTIMES yo!! PEW he is NOT DEAD!! LUCKY!! Pew!! Dont scare me like that ha ha ha!!
You mean the rock guy Rusch everboddy loves him we allways use to crank him up in the parking lot and totelly ROCK OUT bro!! Ba ba bum da ba bum da!! DUH DA!! ROCK OUT!! And then he sing real high up like a duck that got shot full of buckshot and he sing all a bout all kind of craszy werd stuff like spacemens and allians and elfs and dwarfs and madgical draggons!! IT RULZ bra!! Exscept the girls allways yell to shut if off be cause he sing so werd!! GIRLS they dont know NOTHING about ROCKING OUT!! That is a REAL MANS JOB!!
So annyways his drumer is DEAD now!! He was real good at banging on them drumms with his drumm sticks!! But NOT like chickin drumm sticks that would be DUMB and WERD I cant even belief you people think I was talking a bout CHIcKIN drumm sticks that you EAT what is wrong with you people SO WERD!! Annyways the point is that guy would be all like BOOM BA DA BOOOM BANG A BOOM A BOOM BING!! That is EPECK bra!! WAY better then YOU could ever do!! We was talking a bout this last month down to the parking lot and Haden Beamblossem was all like that Ruschs drumer was the THIRD best drumer guy of ALLTIMES and then like Big RAndy was all like YOU GOTDAMN MORAN HE WAS SECOND HOW DAMN DUMB ARE YOU!! and so they fighted and it was EPECK them Beanblossems is craszy and wild but little so oviously Big RAndie kick his ass bad but then them other Beanblossems heared about it and they all come pull up in they F150 XLt KIng Ranch with the Supper Cabb and the magg wheels and spiner rimms and they all jump out and Big Randy was all like I GOT TO GO HOME YOU ARE LUCKY IF I DIDENT HAVE TO I WOULD KICK ALL YOURE BEANBLOSSEM ASSES BUT I GOT TO GO and so he go and everone was all like O YA RIGHT SHURE YOU DO YOURE YELLA!!! And Kaden Beanblossem was all like HOLD ME BACK OR I WILL KICK HIS ASS SO BAD HE FIGHTED MY BROTHER THAT IS MY BLOOD I WILL WHUPP HIS ASS SO BAD NOBODDY FIGHT MY BLOOD OR ELTSE THEY GET THEY ASS KICK US BEAMBLOSSENS DONT EVEN CARE HOW BIG YOU ARE YO WE WILL FIGHT ANNYBODDY ANNY TIME ABOUT ANNYTHING YOU DONT EVEN KNOW US I AM A WILD MAN I DONT EVEN CARE YO! AINT NONE oF US BEANBLOSSEMS EVEN CARE BRA!!!! And they all hold him back and Kaden whupp off his shirt and try and run after Big Randies truck but they hold him back and he was just hollering all nite like a maineac!! It was EPECK bro!! Best most epeckest fight in weeks!!
So Rip Rusch we are all sorry about youre drumer croking he was the BEST of ALLTIMES or may be thrid or second even so wath out if you say he was best in front of them Beamblossems or Big Randie they will FIGHT you no probalem they dont even care yo!!
So that is the ob*tchyuary for Rusch the dummer guy! Rip!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 17, 2020 22:03:05 GMT -5
FIRST TOM HANK!! NOW CALVIN DURAN!!! Everboddy is dying of the coroner virrus!! WAY TO GO OBAMMA!!
The Grate Calvin Duran got the coroner virrus!! He will proably be dead soon! Rip Calvin!! It is sad!! SAD! He was a supperstar when he join up to be Steths helper! And they win the big champion ship!! He should of stuck there enstead of going to junky looser Netts!! O well I warrened him!! Not MY fault!!
It is real sad that he will be DEAD soon! i cant even belief it!! It is a amazingh tradjety and SHOCKING it is allmost even about halve as sad and SCHOCKING as when Coby croked!! That is BAD bro!! BAD!! Poor Calvin Duran!!
Rip Calvin!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 17, 2020 22:30:25 GMT -5
WAIT A MINUET!!! NETTS JUST PLAYED LACKERS!! WHAT IF THEY GIVE THE CORNER VIRRUS TO LACKERS!! NOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOO!!! That would be HORRABLE!! NOOOOOO!! Them LOOSERS better not of got poor Lebaron SICK!! OR even Big Davis or Ragin Rodno!! NONE OF THEM!! We need them ALL helathy!! ALL!!
GOTDAMN LOOSER NETTS!! This is all YOURE fault!! This is why crutty looser garbidgge teams need to get kicked OUT of the legaue!! And NOT let to play verse the GOOD teams!! THIS IS WHY THEY SHOULD OF BEEN KICKED OUT!! NOW LOOKIT!! ARE YOU HAPPY!! THANKS OBAMMA!! What a bunch of BULLCRAP this is!!
WHY DOES EVERTHING BAD ALLWAYS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME!!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 18, 2020 13:25:43 GMT -5
Hey geuss what that ole Grannypants laddy is like a millon years old! And she aint typed on to here in a long time!! WOW I bet she probaly is dead from the coroner virrus! It kills all the old people everboddy knows that! Poor ole Granny! That is BAD yo!! BAD!!! WOW!! Poor ole Granny!!
Way to go OBAMMA!! She allways use to love to wath her fake news which hunts enstead of the REAL NEWS!! NOW lookit what happen to her!! I hope you happy LIBREL FAKE NEWS MEDEAS!! A old laddy is DEAD!! ARE YOU HAPPY!! SHAME!!!!
Poor Granny!! Now without her who will be the hata of all the coool guys who score with hot girls NOW!!
At lease Gimrat will probaly be happy!! She use to pawn the HELL out of him!! HAHAHAH remeber when she called him a bunch of swears that time!! That rulled bro!! She was like bussing out f bombs and s bombs all over him!! Girmat dident even know what to do with a craszy old laddy gone OFF on him!! HAHAAHA that was FUNNY bro!!
Rip Granny!! Everone is sad that you got killed by the Chinnese!! WE WILL GET REVEGNE FOR YOU!! DONT WORRY!! They wont get a way with this I allready plan on chunking some rocks at that Draggon Garten Buffay for the time they kicked me out and band me so now I got a NOTHER reason!! They will be SORRY!!
Rip poor ole Grannypants!!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Mar 18, 2020 17:05:13 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I have been too busy to post on this message board. I have been saying many prayers.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 18, 2020 17:47:45 GMT -5
Hey look you aint dead!! Congradulaton Granny! That is good!! I dont care what Girmat says I think it is REAL GOOD that you aint croked at ALL yet!! Pew that was a close one!! Keep staying allive and dont die oaky! I dont need to go and type up a whole nother ob*tchurary!! I allready done that ONSCE that is e nough bro!!
HAHAHAHA LOLL GET IT!! Just kidding bra!! I really hope you DONT die next time!! That would suck yo!!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Mar 18, 2020 18:19:41 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
GimRat is the one who hasn't posted in this message board in a long time.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 18, 2020 21:24:09 GMT -5
Ya he aint show his face arround here for like a week every sense i pawned him so bad that time! TYPECAL!! Him and that Goat kid allways get pawned and run off and hide!! Cant take the HEAT!! From my HOT TAKES!! That equels = WHOOS in my book!! Be a MAN and take youre pawning!! Dont run off and hide like a little baybay just be cause I totelly pawn you on the inner net!!
Its just like that first time I got band offen the twtiter just be cause some little baybay snow men couldent even take the HEAT form my HOT TAKINGS!! Little BAYBAYS!! Who looks the foole NOW huh!! THEM!! Not me! Case CLOSE!!
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Post by baddass on Mar 19, 2020 12:20:52 GMT -5
What happened to all those bald guys that used to post?
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 19, 2020 12:43:51 GMT -5
They run off scarred TOO!! I buss a capp in to they ass and warrened them to get the HELL out of here!! So they run off scarred!!
Good thing I put the smack down on to them too!! They are WERD LITTLE FOREINGERS so you KNOW they all got the coroner virrus!! Probaly tryed to give it to ME I bet!! WELL IT DDIENT HAPPEN YOU LITTLE BALLED FOREING WERDOS!! Its gone to take way more then THAT to stop ME!! I WARSH MY HANDS EVER DAY!! So you wont be able to give ME youre foreing BUGGS!! Cram it WERDOS!!
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Post by baddass on Mar 20, 2020 7:37:31 GMT -5
What about todo?
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 20, 2020 10:50:38 GMT -5
What about him!! That guy is allways on to here running his mouth and going on and on about like how his team rulz and all that junk! If they is one thing I hate its a BRAGGER! I cant even swing at a cat arround here with out that guy mouthing off and braging!! He must of run off scarred too I bet!! YELLA thats his probalem!!
Its like Alvin Inestine allways sayed IF YOU CANT STAND UP TO THE HEAT FROM MY HOT TAKES THEN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELLONG!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 21, 2020 15:23:04 GMT -5
O no the famouse singer Kenny Logins = is DEAD!! SAD!! He use to sing You Pick the Fine Time to Leave Me Louseal! And the Gambling Guy!! So GOOD yo!! You pick the fine time to leave me Louseal!! With 400 chilldren and a cop in the feild! You pick the fine time to leave me Louseal!! You got to know how to hold them! Know how to fold them!! Know how to run a way and know how to run! You dont crowd youre money when you sitting on a table! There is time enough for crowding when youre deal is gone!! Rip Kenny!! Its too bad youre dead! I geuss you dident know you should of run a way from that China Viruis! Loll!! Rip!! SAD!! SHOW HIM SOME REPSECT!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 13, 2020 15:05:04 GMT -5
Wow none of you usuel people maked postings on to here for a long time!! I bet some of yous must be DEAD!! WOW!! Rip!! That is SAD yo! SAD!! But then others of yous proably arent dead I bet!!
Yo if you got killed by the CHINNA coroner virrus then Rip yo!! SAD!! If you aint killed from it yet then type on to here so i know!! Its the lease you could do for me you owe me that much!!
Wow I hope Baddass aint dead!! We use to be good freinds!! Hey pluss dont he owe me a whole bunch of money for some thing!! I think he DOES!! We betted or some thing and he prommise to pay me my ritefull money but now he might be DEAD!!
How do you get money offen a dead guy!! O NO WHAT IF HE CROKED AND DIDENT PAY ME MY RITEFULL MONEY!! That would be BAD yo!! How would I get PAYED yo!! I gots to get PAYED!! I NEED money!! I use it to buy things with! What am I suppost to do NOW!! UNREAL why is it allways ME who get the bad luck! Why is it allways ME who is the REAL VICTEM! WHY WHY WHY!!
This sucks yo! Gotdamn coroner virrus costed me my MONEY!!
SUCKS!!!
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Post by CHEESE on Apr 14, 2020 1:02:06 GMT -5
I'm no lawyer but I think you can recoup money if he had an estate and the funds are there. You would need a lawyer to sort through all this.
What do credit card companies do when people are in major debt to them die? If the person didn't leave much behind do they sue their heirs? I have no idea really
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Post by baddass on Apr 14, 2020 8:21:24 GMT -5
I'm not dead! I put the money in the shoebox at the end of your driveway like a month ago, before the virus.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 14, 2020 8:30:14 GMT -5
Hey Baddass AINT dead!! That was just fake news flase rumers put out by the lier medeas!! Pew that was a CLOSE one!! Congradulatons youre not dead yet Baddass!!
But I cant find NO shobox with NO money in it!! WHERE IS IT!! Why dident you tell me it was out there! How was I suppost to find it I am a sport expert not a shobox finder!! Where is my money yo!! I need that money!! Pay me my ritefull money I gots to get PAYED yo!!
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