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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 12, 2014 23:17:13 GMT -5
Cheffs are baddass bro! They get to have a Tv show and holler at everone and be the big BOSS! That is so BADDASS bro! I need to be a cheff with my own Tv show! Why not! Its only FAIR! I am all about FAIR!
I am a AWEsOME cooker! Back beffore my tradjick carpool tunnel injurry that keeps me from working I use to be a awesome cheff! I cheffed up so manny handbergers you wouldent belief it and I allso cooked like frenchfrys and onoin rings and like EVERTHING! I could use a grill and a deepfryer and them sqirter bottles of cathup and I knowed where everthing was in the walkin cooler and I could cook like three handbergerrs at one time no probalem! I was the BEST cheff you EVER seen!
The only probalem was that restrant was DUMB and they dident let the cheffs be the BOSS! They had some colledge boy manger who was suppost to be boss but I dont take no crap from no one and no one pushes ME arround! Them mangers all wanted to do a bunch of dumb crap! They never lisstened to ME the BEST cheff and the one who was WAY more exspearanced then ALL of them!
I need to get me a cheff job at a SMART restrant where I would be the BOSS and make mad dollers and get my own Tv show where i holler at everboddy and call them all kind of names! I would be so awesome at that bro trust me I can holler names at ANNYONE! I aint scarred I do it all the time! With all my mad cookering skillz you know I would RULE so bad!
What is a SMART restrant that need a baddass cheff for them! Tell them to hire me up and we will all get FAMOUSE and RICH yo!
I CANT WAIT TELL I AM A FAMOUSE CHEFF ON THE TV HOLLERING AT FOOLES SO MUCH AND ALLSO EATING LOTS OF FREE HANDBERGERS AND FRYS BRO! SO AWESOME! Who would be the laszy looser THEN huh! That would shut the mouth of the old ball and chain the hell up so BAD bro! It is gone to RULE so BAD!! YESSSSSS SAWEEET!
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Post by cheeze on Mar 13, 2014 16:42:53 GMT -5
You need to watch My Kitchen Rules, best cooking show ever! Only one I've ever seen but it's quite entertaining
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 13, 2014 20:19:48 GMT -5
Yo I am a WAY better cheff then them LOOSERS on that vidio! They couldent hardley even cook NOTHING! Spilling eggs all over everthing and burn down halve they kithen! I would KICK THEY ASS for a cheff! You tell them guys to get OFF of Tv and let ME take over! I would be so BAWLER bro! I would cook like a thousend frenchfrys when them loosers was still trying to pick up the eggs they spilt! HAHAHAH PAWNED SO BAD!
Why dont I ever get my own TV show! Everone eltse gets one where is MINE! BOOOOO! DAMMIT!
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Post by msvivianharper on Mar 17, 2014 20:13:07 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I do not post my recipies online. They are secret.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 17, 2014 21:23:01 GMT -5
YA that is a good idear Grany we should all post up our recpies to make a recpie topec so we could all see good food and then see who is the BEST cheff! I will post up one of my best recpies right here! I just want to HELP people I am too nice that is my probalem! Too nice!
RECPIE FOR MY SUPPER AWESOME NATCHOS!
Get a bag of Doretose! Dump like halve of it onto the dish!
3! Sqirt a halve a can of cheeszewhizz right onto them doreteos! Yumm! If you like SPISCEY food and MEXSICEN then get some of them hollowpanos and chunk them right on the top!
4! Put the plate into the mikewowave! Take and push the button that is on the bottom on the left side like 4 or 5 times untell the time is set right!
Then close the door of the mikerowave! DONT FOR GET THAT PART IT DONT WORK IF YOU FOR GET IT!
5! Wait untell the dinger goes ding! Then get you a jar of that Old Passo saltsa if you like it! It is very spiscey! YUMM! Open up that jar!
6! THEN YOU GOT AWESOME NATCHOES BRO! You could dipp one of them natchoes right into the Old Passo bro! YUMM! SO AWESOME!
Allso take and get some sower cream and you dunp that stuff right on the top! EVEN MORE YUMM!!
7! EAT THEM NATCHOES BRO! YUMM!!
Damn bro I just gived you all the topseceret recpie for my AWESOME SUPPER NATCHOES! YOUR WELLCOME!
Now you all type up some good recpies and I will tell you if they anny good or suck or not!
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Post by cheeze on Mar 18, 2014 3:15:42 GMT -5
I'm not sure if Nachos con Queso y Salsa de Tomate is a competition worthy dish. Pete & Manu weren't happy when Harry & Christo made Toasties for the Breakfast grab n go competition and then Burgers & Chips for the third Food Truck challenge in Parramatta
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 18, 2014 14:06:48 GMT -5
What the hell you talking bout Cheesze! All that nonsince you talking bussted you pitchure! Come back and talk englesh and and I bet you pitchure comes back on too!
And then make a posting about a awesome recpie! Like I did! For GOOD food like pitzza or handbergers! GOOD food that people LIKE!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 18, 2014 14:07:41 GMT -5
NOW you picthure of that werd frowny chicken is back! Good thing I told you to talk englesh and fixed it!
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Post by cheeze on Mar 19, 2014 18:36:18 GMT -5
Are you going to tune in at 4am this Saturday for the Dodgers - Diamondbacks game in Australia? You may see me on TV with my Orioles shirt!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 20, 2014 7:36:19 GMT -5
Astraia! Why they playing a game in the middle of the night against Astraia! That is WERD bro! You aint gone to be on Tv if the game is in Astruia Cheeszehead that aint how Tv works! You got to be where the game is playing! Like you dont see me in Camrons Crazys when Duke plays be cause I am wathing on Tv from HOME! So you wont be ON Tv DER! That aint how Tv works!
Annyways base ball is BORRING and I dont wath it exspectially in the middle of the NIGHT! You wouldent never cath FOOT BALL playing a game then! Foot ball is SMART and base ball is DUMB! FACTS!
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Post by cheeze on Mar 31, 2014 2:30:12 GMT -5
I've made this one several times. It is not my own recipe though but I make it. One tweak I found effective is to add red pepper flakes for some zing
Baked Ziti with Zucchini, Chickpeas, and Olives Serves 6
30 minutes or fewer
Everyone can enjoy this reliable bake-and-take casserole. It comes together quickly and can be made ahead and reheated. Use panko breadcrumbs, tossed with Italian seasoning, in place of the Italian-seasoned breadcrumbs, if desired.
8 oz. ziti, rigatoni, or penne pasta ½ lb. zucchini, coarsely chopped (2 cups) 1 ½ cups cooked chickpeas, or 1 15-oz. can chickpeas, rinsed and drained 1 14.5-oz. can diced tomatoes with basil, garlic, and oregano, juices included 1 cup tomato purée ¼ cup chopped kalamata olives, divided 1 Tbs. olive oil 1 Tbs. tomato paste 2 cloves garlic, minced (2 tsp.) 2 Tbs. Italian-seasoned breadcrumbs
1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Coat 11- x 7-inch baking dish with cooking spray. Set aside. 2. Cook ziti according to package directions for al dente in large pot of boiling salted water. Drain, rinse under cold water, and drain again. Return ziti to pot, and set aside. 3. Meanwhile, combine zucchini, chickpeas, tomatoes and juices, tomato purée, 2 Tbs. olives, oil, tomato paste, and garlic in large saucepan. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium-low, and simmer 5 minutes, or until sauce begins to thicken, stirring occasionally. Stir zucchini mixture into ziti, and season with salt and pepper, if desired. 4. Transfer ziti mixture to prepared baking dish. Sprinkle with breadcrumbs and remaining 2 Tbs. olives. Bake 20 to 25 minutes, or until pasta is heated through and breadcrumbs are golden brown.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 31, 2014 7:46:39 GMT -5
Yuck! Zuckeni what the hell is that it sounds yuckie! Pickcheesze what the hell why would you eat that JUNK! Damn Cheesze I wouldent eat that junk if you PAYED me! I am all about GOOD FOOD! Like staek and pitzza and chickin wings and natchoes and all like that!
Zitti! HAHAHA could you even emagine if I went to Macdonelds and aksed for Bake Zitti with Cuzzinti and pickcheesze and ollives! HAHAHAHAH they would be all like What r u HIGH!
Damn Cheeze you got to learn about REAL food! Trust me I am a expert of GOOD food I will learn you all about it! I will put up some REAL recpies all up into here and that will teach you!
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CHEESE
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Post by CHEESE on Apr 14, 2015 6:26:56 GMT -5
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 15, 2015 0:30:05 GMT -5
DAmn bro that girl is a pyschco! She is yelling at a MAN! Who does she think she is! If you a girl you DONT holler at a a man! That is lowclass bro! Not cool! She remines me of my exwive be cause she is real uptite and thinks she can yell at a MAN! I dont play that bullcrap! NO WAY HOSEA!!
Annyways CHeesze why do you love Tv shows about girls who get to yell at a MAN! THat is real ennoying and dumb! In real live girls dont holler at a MAN! THat is NOT aloud! No REAL man would set for that bullcrap! who wears the pants in that Tv show is what I say! A real man need to put that girl in her PLACE! You got to lay down the lay with these girls or eltse they gone to walk all over yous! Dont let them do it! Do you want to get walked on! Like some LOOSER! DO YOU!! UNREAL!!
I wont set for that bullcrap! Ever girl knows if she want a ride on the King Awesome Dawg ride then she need to check herselve and SHOW ME SOME REPSECT! I DEMMAND repsect! I wont sit for NO bullcrap! So if you a girl and you like to give bullcrap and you cant check youselve and you real ennoying then you stay to HELL away from me!
Unless you real HOT then I would get with you annyways! But some girls aint that lucky they aint so hot! If you one of THEM then you need to learn you plasce! Whitch is shutting up and never hollering at a MAN! Get y9ou head in the game! Wake up and smell some cofee! DER!
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Post by CHEESE on Jun 29, 2015 9:09:28 GMT -5
I made this one from the Moosewood cookbook and I have no idea how to pronounce but it was really good! www.food.com/recipe/scheherazade-casserole-36451Did you watch that 60 minutes with Jose Andres when he was talking about how much more exciting vegetables are than chicken? I really understand that now, I may just give up meat all together but I don't want to be one of those vegans that do not eat cheese "I believe the future is vegetables and fruits. They are so much more sexier than a piece of chicken," Andres said.
"You find vegetables and fruits sexy?" Cooper asked.
"Unbelievably sexy," Andres replied, laughing. "Come on, think about it for a second, okay? Let's compare a chicken breast, the best chicken breast from the best farm with a beautiful pineapple. Cut the pineapple, already the aromas are inundating the entire kitchen. Acidity. Sour after notes, touches of passion fruit."
"All right. You're makin' me excited," Cooper said.
The chef told Cooper he thinks meat is overrated. "Well, meat to me, it's slightly boring. Hold on, I love meat too but only once in a while. You get a piece of meat and you put it in your mouth, you chew, the first five seconds, all the juices flow around your mouth, they're gone, and then you are 20 more seconds chewing something that is tasteless at this point. Something like this doesn't happen with a pineapple, an asparagus, or a green pea," he explained.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jun 29, 2015 12:29:54 GMT -5
WHAT THE HELL THAT IS THE BIGEST PILE OF BULLCRAP I EVERY EVEN SEE! UNREAL! Cheeszehead first you cooking up mooses and wood and then you talking about some LOOSER who likes pine appels more then MEAT! UNREAL!
Nether one of yous knows a damn thing about food! You stay away from me with that garbidge food you too eat! Grosse! You can eat all that if you want that will leave more MEAT for ME! Meat rulz so bad it even has ME in spelling it! FACTS! Case CLOSE!
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