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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 24, 2011 16:24:06 GMT -5
Did you know that they got people who write movies! THEY DO! They write these books that are called scrips and they tell all the actors what to say you probaly thought Tom Cruse made it up himselve that SHOW ME THE MONEYS thing but he dident! The big FAKER had a guy type it for him! And guess what these scrip writters make LOTS of money yo! Like TEN THOUSEND DOLLERS MONEY YO! Just to set there and do some typeng hell I do that ever day on this websight! WHERES MY MONEY GOTDAMMIT!!
Well I am gone to be a scrip writter now! I will type my first movie and then put it up onto here so everone can see it and then when Steven Steelbird comes onto here and reads it he will all be like Damn bro that is the awesomest movie scrip I every readed here is a big pile of money and the pone numbers to all the hot girls so I am gone to get a vidio camara and turn you awesome scrip into a movie!!
And then I will win the Emmie awards for Best Scrip guy of the whole year and I will go up onto the stage in a tuskedo and make a speech on Tv and I will call OUT all them beeyothes that got in my way and were against me! I will lift up that trophey and grab my junk and tell them all to SUCK IT!!!
I cant wait tell that happens YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 24, 2011 16:54:34 GMT -5
Chapter ONE! There is writting onto the screen that goes like this STARRING TOM CRUSE! As Jack Awesome! And Pamalla Anderen as the HOT girl! IN!! King Awesome Dawg present! FIGHTING SUPPER ACTION MOVIE 1!!! WRItED BY KING AWESOME DAWG! Produce by KING AWESOME DAWG! Director by King AWESOME DAWG! Costar = that cool black guy! And allso a nother HOT girl! And Lebaron James as Sir King Lebron the Madgickal Night! And Lendro Decarpo as the Govermint! And Lord Baltimore as the Bad sceintist! And Chuck Norse as Kikcboxer Jones! Allso co Supper starring Tom Hankenson as Batman! And Johnnie Deps as the Whizzerd!
Now the movie starts! It is a plannet! Jack Awesome is getting with the HOT Girl! He gets a tex onto his phone! So he has to stop! Pamala Anderen is all like dont stop Jack Awesome you so awesome yo! But he is all like you be quite girl I got a earth to save!
The tex is from his black freind! It say I am u black freind yo I am like trouble fo shizzle! You got to save me yo! From the Bad Sceintist and the Govermint they got me kidnapp! Peice out homes!
Jack Aweome looks at the camara all cool like and goes like I am here to save this guy! SHOW ME THE GUY TO SAVE!!
So then he jumps in to his space rocket and flys real fast VAROM!! He gets onto the vidio radio and calls up Chuck Norse who is Kick boxer JOhnson! He is all like Yo Kickboxer Jones I am gone to save everthing! OVER! Do you read me! And Chuck Norse is like Yo Awesome I read you over! But dont do it it is the most dangreous test of all times! Only one man can enter the combat verse the evil dooers! And survive! WHO WILL IT BE!! But Jack Awesome dont even care! He aint scarred! He is like Yo Kickboxer Johnsen I would talk to you more except that there are 15 draggins flying at my rocket ship and I gots to kill them BAD! And then he does! There are all kind of explotions and laser beans everhwere! But Jack out tricks them all and kills all the draggons with some kind of exiting tricks! BOOOOOM they dead!
Now it is some place eltse! More typing comes up onto the camara! In a world far far ways! BATMAN walks in! He is baddass! The Jocker comes up behined him but Batman whups out his sowrd and chops his head off WHIIISSSH! The Jockers head bounces away! There is BLOOD yo! But the Jockers head comes flying back ON! He laughs and goes I am not that other Jocker who is dead I am a MADAGICKAL JOCKER who gots a POWER RING that is powerfull and can do ANNYTHING!! And then he whups out his light saver and tries to kill Batman with it! He punches Batman like a hundered times in the nose and Batman is all bloddy and his unaform is all ripped up but he STILL wont quitt! The Madgickal Jocker does his craszy laugh like this HAHHAA and goes Damn yo why dont you quit you got no chance against me I have a light saver which is like a sowrd but it is made of elctrcety and allso I have a PoWER RING whitch is full of powers! Face FACTS you got no chance! But Batamn goes NO! So the madgickal Jocker starts to swing his lite saver at Batmans head! WHAT WILL HAPPEN O NO BATMAN IS GONE TO GET IT!!
But then Jack Awesome kicks down the door! he jumps out of his hellacopter and punches the Jocker right in the back! BOOOM! The Jocker falls down and is like O no I am dying now because of that is my weakness how did you know it Jack Awesome! Dang you! And Jack Awesome just laughs and kicks the Jocker right in the nutts! And Batman runs over and hugs Jack Awesome and goes like THANK YOU SO MUCH JACK AWESOME YOU SAVED ME I WAS ABOUT TO CRY FROM ALLOMST BEING KILL!! So then they shake hands and team up! But Jack is the boss!
They run to the rocket ship and jump in! But Jack gets a nother tex massage! Its from his freind! Yo homes why dont you save me r u racest or some thing! Jack is all like Damn Batman the govermint still gots my freind we got to save them! So they take off!
That is the first seen of the movie! FACE IT IT RULZ MORE THEN ANNY MOVIE YOU EVERY SEEN! STEVEN STEELBIRD IF YOU READING THIS THEN SHOOT ME A EMAIL I WILL SELL IT TO YOU!!!
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Post by CHEESE on Oct 25, 2011 11:17:38 GMT -5
Lord Baltimore? Nice
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Post by gimrat on Oct 25, 2011 14:11:09 GMT -5
Well as long as wile you at it Banwaggin Boy put in you scrip what happent to Lord Baltomore's nose it looks funny and nobody ever esplaned that one yet.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 25, 2011 15:26:34 GMT -5
Ya you people are right it IS a awesome scrip and the BEST ever! I am working on the next seen all day to day it is gone to RULE yo trust me!! NO ONE CAN EVEN WAIT!!
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Post by CHEESE on Nov 17, 2011 10:57:15 GMT -5
Update?
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 17, 2011 18:11:38 GMT -5
I am very buszy! Give me a break! I got lots to do all the time no one gets off my back! I am working on some real cool lines for them to say in the scrip! It is HARD yo! Thats why I will get payed MAD dollers money for this scrip when I am finnish!
It is gone to RULE yo!
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