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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 25, 2009 12:57:01 GMT -5
Its time for the AWESOMEST holyday of ALL! Exscept for Christmass and New Year and birthdays and the 4rth of Jully! Thanksgiven is the time when everone arround the world gets together and watches turkie and eats foot ball to say thank you to the Jesus for enventing Amerca and giving us freedom and awesomeness!
It RULZ because we all get to eat a big old pile of turkie and gravvy and smash podados and stuffing and yamms and gravvy and punkin PIE!! UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGOOD!!! That is the BEST food yo! And you better eat a lot of it to say thanks to the jesus or eltse he will get you and pull mean tricks on you and send you out of AMERCA to some looser country where they aint never even heared of punkin pie! Or even a turkie!
But that aint all they allso have FOOT BALL GAMES ON TV!! What more do you want! They dont even have foot ball games on the 4rth of Jully! Whitch they should but they wont even lissten to me or even call me back because they so JEALOUS of my idears! Annyways the point is if you dont love Thanksgiven then you are a foole and a FReAK and a moran! GO BACK TO RUSSHIA! What is wrong with people these days! You give them food and pie and foot ball and a day offen work but NO! Typecal!
No one ever eppreschiates me for all I do! Even on a holyday that is suppost to be about loving the Jesus and Amerca and FREEDOM and foot ball and food! All my hard work! And I have to pay TAXES! UNREAL! Whats wrong with this countrey annyways! Damn jerks allways try and take over and RUIN everthing and say you cant come to Thanksgiven unless you bring the yamms what the hell am I made of yamms no I am NOT if you have Thanksgiven then HAVE it dont try and make you GEUSTS have it and bring it just because they fammly no one gives a crap about yamms annyways so no one will even notisce when OOPPS I FORGET THE YAMMS HAHAH and allso what about the ones what think they so big because they are night manger and they think they can push you arround even tho they are like still a teenanger and still new and not even from THIS COUNTRY OF AMERCA probaly!
THIS SUCKS SO BAD I SHOULD QUITT AND TELL THEM TO KISS MY ASS!! I dont need this! I will get unimploymint and THEN who will laugh and call who stupid and laszy HUH!! WHO HUH!! They will be so sorry! They lucky I need money for the new rocker band game! OR ELTSE!! Just you wait! JERKS!!
So annyways back to the point and the point is that that is the true meaning of Thanksgiven the big holyday of all! You wellcome! USA RULZ GO AMERCA GO COW BOYS WIN THE BIG GAME!! And allso I will eat my head off! THANKSGIVEN! AWESOME!! YESSS!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 24, 2016 0:37:00 GMT -5
O ya its Thanksgiven again!! THAT RULZ bra! Its allso on a thursday this time so I am typeng this into this old topec! Be cause I am all about not waisting stuff and resyceling and I care about everthing so bad! Think how much trees I just saved by resycleing this old topec with my NEW posting!! A lot I bet!! See the treehugers never even think about stuff like that how I am the one who is really savving the inviromint! Not them with all they complaning!!
Annyways the point is its THANKSGIVEN AGAIN!! YESSSSS!!! I am gone to eat so gotdamn much food you wont even belief it! I am allready halve tore up to get ready for the big day! Whitch is to morrow but it is allready to morrow so that means its TO DAY!! THANKSGIVEN BRO!! I need to call up Dominose for a pitzza be cause i am damn hungary and they dont even give you no turkie at the ball and chains stepuncle Roys house till like 3:30 thirtey or some thing WIERD like that!! What am I suppost to do untell then!! I am a humane bean like everboddy eltse I got to EAT bra! So I need to call up for a pitzza so I wont be starveng like a wellfare!!
I got to eat dammit so I need to get that creddit card from her purse she aint even a wake so I wont even bother her I will just get a pitzza sent over! That is WAY better than wakeng her up and making her cook me some food in the middle of the night!! See I am allways thinking bout her and doing for her!! But do I ever get no creddit for being so nice and thinking of being nice!! HUM I WANDER O YA NO I DO NOT!! All I ever do is be nice to everone eltse and help them but I never get no repsect for it!! So TYPECAL!! I am the real victem here!!
Annyays the point is it is late and I am gotdamn hungary so when the hell is that pitzza getting here I cant wait untell gotdamn 4:30 to morrow eat a gotdamn turkie what the hell is that RUSSHIA or some thing!! Her stepuncle Roy is a werdo annyways he done time back in the 80s and use to be allright but then he got Sobered and now he is real seriouse and borring and weird!! Get this they keep the gotdamn volyume off of the foot ball games how WIERD is THAT!! Pluss they allways do a grace beffore you eat whitch is wierd and a big waste of time its all be cause they go to that wierd church over on rouete 157 with the werdo minster with three ear rings in one ear that is how wierd they all are!!
They are lucky I even show up if stepuncle Roys exwive Starlene wasent such a good cook I wouldent even show up! She is loudmouth and smokes all the time but damn she can cook a good turkie!!
Hey I just got a EPECK idear may be I will get TWO pitzaas and just stay home and fake a sick to get out of going over there and wath foot ball all day long with the sound UP like it bellongs THIS IS AMERCA HOw THE HELL DO YOU NOT EVEN TURN UP THE SOUND ARE YOU HIGH!! COW BOYS ARE ON YOU GOT DAMN COMMYS!! AMERCAS TEAM!! You turn up the gotdamn SOUND so I can hear what the HELL is going on for chrise sakes its THANKSGIVEN you TURN UP THE GOTDAMN SOUND!! UNREAL the things i got to deal with!! But do annyboddy ever even think about ME for onsce be all like bro let me turn up the sound on the Tv so you can hear what is happening on the big game of Cow Boys like a normel humane bean and have a GOOD time for onsce!! BUT NO!! OF COARSE NOT!!
Hum may be I will do that and get a extra Dominose and then fake a sick in the morning!! I will get the ball and chain to bring me back some left overs from Roy and Starlenes and then I will STILL get turkie and smash podadoes and gravie and all that PLUSS pitzza PLUSS foot ball with the got damn SOUND UP pluss i wouldent have to lissten to Roys dumb famly talk all they junk!! They are real ignorent and ennoying over there trust me!! Its a miracel I even went there the last five or six years they really owe me for all the nonsince I had to go thru over there! What about MY rights!! HUH!! This is AMERCA and what about MY rights to wath AMERCAS TEAM with the gotdamn SOUND UP!! And not have to lissten to Roys step daugherter blabb her foole head off with her nonsince when I am trying and watch the gotdamn GAME!!
I bet this is gone to be the BEST Thanksgiven ever of alltimes bro!! I will get doubel pitzzas and THEN allso get turkie and all that crap and allso wath COW BOYS win in piece and quite with the SOUND UP like god entended!! What a epeck plan this is gone to RULE so bad bra!! BEST THANKSGIVEN EVER!!
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Post by GoCubsGo on Nov 24, 2016 2:22:33 GMT -5
Oh wow, I agree with you dawg, I once went to a Thanksgiving celebration where they kept the TV off and I couldn't believe it. They acted like I was rude for putting on the football game and then they turned the sound off like we were in church or something. CRIpES! I ended up watching football in the spare bedroom away from everyone else like a dog who peed on the carpet.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 24, 2016 8:57:06 GMT -5
U know what I am talking bout bra! Too bad they made you eat food near the dog pee but that is what WERDOS do!! Grosse! What kind of a WERDO dont even put the Tv up on THANKSGIVEN!! So WERD!!
I cant type no more be cause I am facking a sick right now so the old ball and chain wont know!! DONT NONE OF YOUS TELL HER!! OR ELTSE!!
BEST THANKSGIVEN EVER OF ALLTIMES!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 21, 2018 16:33:03 GMT -5
Ya its Thanksgiven AGAIN tomorrow on a Thrusday AGAIN so I am typeng in to this old topec again and savving the inviromint even MORE youre wellcome!!
The point is that we dont go to her stepuncle Roys no more sense what happen last year when they pulled all that BULLCRAP and sayed all that MEAN junk to us its they own fault not MINE I am innoscent and I DONT take no more crap offen them!! THAT is how they treat FAMLY what a desgrasce! And pluss who wants to go back over there annyways NOBODDY thats who!! No gotdamn sound on the TV for FOOT BALL what a bunch of WERDOS annyways!!
So now we gone to go Thanksgiven tomorrow at my stepmoms sister inlaws place way the hell over in Crabb Orcherd whose house whitch I aint never been to beffore and it better not be WERD!! Who even knows how they do a Thanksgiven down the hell to Crabb Orcherd what if they dont even got turkie!! My stepcousen Tammie say they will but you never know what kind of WERD junk people do!!
And we suppost to brang the mash podadoes what a totell pain in my ASS the old ball and chain gone to be making them all morning and probaly companing and this and that and making me run to the gotdamn store again but the piggledy wigledy aint even open so I will got to go to the 711 to get what ever the hell she needs and it will cost like DOUBLE and then I will probaly be the one who got to carry a whole big pot of hot mash bodados out to the car and then back IN to my stepmoms sister inlaws place that is a pain in my ass yo!! Why allways ME!! So typecal!!
Back in the GOOD old times Thanksgiven was WAY better now its kind of a pain in my ass with all kind of WERDO reltives and some time you get some who wont even put up the vollume on the Tv for a FOOT BALL game and they LIE and accuse you of doing some BAD stuff but youre INNOSCENT but they STILL do it!
Or eltse you got to brung all kind of food with you whitch is a totell RIPOFF why aint it like it USE to be back in the GOOD ole times but NO no more with all this POLTICAL CORRECTNISS I am so SICK of it its ruennning everthing why is there a WAR AGAINST THANKSGIVEN what a desgrasce some boddy need to DO something about it at lease we got a REAL presdent now who will fixx it if they just BACK OFF for onsce and LET THE MAN DO HIS JOB but NO all they got is a bunch of FAKE NEWS WHICH HUNTS and LIES and BULLCRAP!!
Annyways the point is Thanksgiven use to RULE and now its down hill!! That SUCKS bro!! They BETTER have gotdamn turkie like I was GARUNTEED and they BETTER turn up the sound on the football game like NORMEL people for ONSCE!! I am SICK of this bullcrap NO MORE!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 23, 2023 12:03:54 GMT -5
O ya I remeber this topec! It use to be Thanksgiven! And now it is AGAIN! Just like I called it!
Anyways the point is we DONT go all they way the hell out to Crabb Orcherd for Thanksgiven NO MORE! We aint done that for YEARS every sense of The Incident which was totell BULLCRAP and WHICH HUNT! Anyways the point is we aint NEVER going back out there to eat the turkie of those damn LIERS and JERKASSES!! NO MORE!
This time we going over to Shooter Tripletts place! He got one of them deep frier things that cooks the turkie for you and makes it all delicous YUMMM!! Shooter is kind of a moran and on the drugs halve the time but now a days he is living with the stepsister of the old ball and chain and now sense we are famly we got to eat there turkie this time! At lease he got that deep frier thing to cook the HELL out that damn turkie! Plus some other cool guys will be there like Delburt Ray Sprout and Arrowsmith Bob and Bo and Luke Griggston! So we will get our PARTAY on and EAT!!!
I cant even wait to EAT! That is my traditon that I enveted for every Thanksgiven is to EAT a TON of food! Like turkies and pies and podados and all kind of awesome food like that! And then the traditon is to watch FOOT BALL! On Tv! Lucky this year they got foot ball on Tv again! I was worryed they wouldent do it this time and I would loose my traditon but the good news is they DO got football on TV again this time!!! Pew that was a CLOSE one! So my traditon carrys on!
Trust me you people should try that traditon it is very good! Its way better then what ever other werdo loosers do! Like turn the gotdamn SOUND down on the TV right when the FOOT BALL GAME is on! Can you even belief that! But its TRUE! We use to go out to the old ball and chains Stepuncle Roys place out on rout 183 back in olden times and you wont even belief it but they turn the damn SOUND off the TV durring the FOOT BALL GAME! NO FAKE! That SUCKED bro!
Lucky thing werd old Roy went on the Bender a few years ago and he been in county again for a while for proabton voilaton! Pew thats ANOTHER lucky brake!! So we aint had to go out there for YEARS and that is GREAT!
We been a lot of places for Thanksgiven and they allways so DUMB and WERD! This time it better be GOOD! Shooter better get that damn deep frier going right! I will probaly have to tell him how to do it the RIGHT way! Lucky for him I am so awsome about HELPING and telling everyone what they should of did!
And they BETTER turn on the gotdamn SOUND for the foot ball game or else I am OUT OF THERE as soon as I am done eating! If the old ball and chain dont want to leave her dumb fat stepsisters place she can stay right there and get a ride from some body ELSE! Its time I finley think about MY RIGHTS for once! No more doing everthing for everbody else! Its called ME times! And this time its ME times! FINLEY!
Like I allways say Traditon is very important and is what Amerca and foot ball and Jesus is all about! Thats why I am allways trying difffent traditons all the time its called having an OPEN BRAIN! So thats why I stick to my traditons even tho the Cancell Cultures and Woke Mobs want to DESTROY all Amercan Traditons I will NEVER let them! The Radicle Left Lunaticks Communist Faschist Democrats and RHINOS who are seriousely looking to DESTROY ARE COUNTRY! Well they cant stop ME from eating my ritefull turky and watching my ritefull football! This is AMERCA dammit! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
The point is you people aught to try my AWESOME Thanksgiven traditons too! Why not! Dont be loosers try the WINNER MAN traditons for onsce in your lifes!
TURKIE!! YUMMMMMM!!! FOOT BALL BRO!! YESSSS!!!
YESSSSSSS!!!
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