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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 2, 2008 18:47:06 GMT -5
Yo I am gone to do this new thing! I am one of them advise people now! Where you write in a letter to me and tell me you probalems and I tell you what you can do with it! Trust me I am very good with advise I just hooked the Cheezhead up with this girl with giant boobys! If I can do that then you KNOW I am a expert of advise! So type me in a probalem and I will tell you what to do!
I will get real rich offen this just like all them other advise people that you read about in the paper like Dear Anny and Dr. Phillips! So what is you probalem!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 3, 2008 7:01:10 GMT -5
So aks me some qestions for advise! What the hell are u waiting for! Whats your probalems!
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Post by balcoshocallo on Jul 3, 2008 11:41:01 GMT -5
My girlfriend won't agree to do anal. What should I do?
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 3, 2008 12:33:01 GMT -5
WHAT! Are you talking about the nassty! UNREAL! You are a grosse pig! Grosse! Pig! Get that thing out of there and put it where it bellongs!
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Post by yourdaddy on Jul 3, 2008 14:25:53 GMT -5
A friend of mine is a Seattle Sonics fan. He asked me what he could do about Mayor Greg Nickels, who was pawned by Clay Bennett like Ned Beatty in Deliverance. I don't have any good, legal ideas. What should my friend do?
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Post by balcoshocallo on Jul 3, 2008 15:07:04 GMT -5
King Awesome, why have you never done the nasty?
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 4, 2008 6:49:45 GMT -5
Youdaddy you freind should start licking a NEW team like CHAMPION Cellecs!
Ballcoshocalco I have done the nassty a million times but not the NASSTY that you were talking about! Grosse! Put that thing back where it bellong!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 26, 2008 8:33:02 GMT -5
I got a bunch of new qestions for me! These are them!
Dear Doctor Promblem Guy I have a probalem with my womman! What do I do!
Yo you need to kick her to the curve and tell her to CRAM IT! Pack up all her stuff and put it on the lawn and lock the damn door! Tell her this is MY trailer I been paying on it for a long time it dont matter who name is on it! Who has the key ME! Finders keepers! Thats 90% of the law right there! So be a MAN and wake up and stand up for you rights! Thats what you need to do! Probalem SOLVED!! Your wellcome!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 26, 2008 8:38:47 GMT -5
O ya heres another one!
Dear Mister Probalem Guy! I got a probalem! I am a rich millionare guy with all kind of hellacopters and battmobiles and guns and areoplanes! But there is this bad guy named the Jocker who is running arround killing everone and taking the money and looking all werdo and craszy! And allso there is this other bad guy Captain Two Faced who is secertly a laywer! So you see that is bad probalems! What should I do! Singed Brusce Swain!
Yo Brusce Swain why dont you give me some money first of all HAHHA! Annyways what you need to do is get bit by a ratioactive bat! And then you will have the powers of a bat and can fly and shoot raddar beams out of you eyes! And then you dress up in a cosstume with a maks and a cape and fly all arround at night and tell everone now you name is BATTMAN!! Then kick the ass of them bad guys! And make a movie and comic book out of it! Then you will be real rich and famous! I bet lots of hot girls would get with you then! Thats how I solve you probalem! Your welcome!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Sept 9, 2008 13:10:27 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
Please tell me what part of New York City I should live in.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 9, 2008 13:49:20 GMT -5
NEW YORK CITTY! What the hell would you want to live there for what r u a LIBREL ELLETE! They are the only ones who live there! You wouldent catch the Great Bob Mecain or the QUEEN OF AMERCA THE HOT SALLY PLAYIN ever living there! Would you!
But I bet Brock Obamma has some fantsy house there! Typecal! Ellete SNOBBS!! BOOOOOO!!! So my advise to you is to go and live somewheres where they is REAL people! Like Kintucky or Albamma or some place nice like that! plus there wouldent be all that druggs and crimes and noise and other cruddyness of cittys! No one likes that! Exscept for the librel elletes and the foreingers they love so much!
BOOOO!!!
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