Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jun 6, 2008 9:03:16 GMT -5
So last night me and Dawgfood was out in the woods shooting off our guns and drinking the Wild Turkie! And he goes hey you guys shouldent call me Dawgfood no more! I dont like it! I only eated that dawgfood that time be cause I really needed the money and you guys dident even pay me the money and just laugh and then I get called dawgfood for it! So dont call me it no more please! And he's all serious!!
Unreal! What a jerk! I am not the one who told him to go eat dawgfood! Well I was but still there was lots of us! What about them huh! And if you eat dawgfood you better expect everone to call you that for the rest of you life! What are we suppost to do! What about OUR feelings huh! He never thinks about THAT does he! Like my knickname is King Awesome be cause I am da KING and I am AWESOME!! But do you hear me going arround CRYING and telling everone to stop calling me my knick name! NO you do NOT! And onsce everone start calling me that then I wont tell them to stop garanteed! It is what it is!
But then he gets all like crying eyed allmost and goes like come on serious I dont like it! My name is Bill not Dawgfood why cant you call me Bill! So to get him to shut the HELL up and act like a MAN I sayed alright alright I will only call you Dawgfood Bill in stead of just Dawgfood! But thats as much as I can offer I cant go now more then that take it or leaf it! And instead of saying thanks to me he just makes like a grone noise! TYpECAL all I do for everone and no one appreceate it! He dont even say thanks! So you better belief that onsce we dranked all his Wild Turkie I was OUT of there yo! I dont have all damn night to set arround in the woods shooting off guns with a guy who dont even know how to be pollite! Who does Dawgfood Bill think he even is! Doesent he even know who I am! I get sick of all these loosers dragging me down some times! I need a better possy! But I feel sorry for these people like Dawgfood Bill who cant hardley read and write and has the pains in his head and Rickie who cant afford to get new teeth sense the fron three fell out and so he walk arround looking like a looser and he wont even get gold toothes put in like I tell him to! Unreal I am so nice and let them hang arround me because I feel so SORRY for them!
Thats my probalem I am too damn nice! Aks annyone! Aks Dawgfood Bill he will tell you! O thats right NO HE WONT he is ungreatfull and dont even know enough to even say THANK YOU!! YOUR WELLCOME DAWGFOOD! BILL!!
Hahhah get it I allmost sayed Dawgfood and not Bill be cause I put a pawse in there but then I sayed Bill at the end so he cant get mad! HAHAH thats awesome I need to go down to the holler where he stay at just so I can do that trick on him to his face! You see I am a MAN I go to you FACE and do my jokes I do not go behined you back like so many HATAS out there allways do! I am HONNEST and REAL and will tell you you suck right at you face! Most people are too scarred like Billy Ray he allways talking behined everones back and critersizing them like a moran and JERK but I am too REAL for that I dont care I am baddass and rebbel and I keep it RERAL all the time if you cant handel that then get out of my way! Thats how I role I am not a back-stabbber and stealer of the peddy cash from work like the JERK Billy Ray! Its true he done it Fong even seen him do it in PERSSON 14 dollers right out of the sack for going to buy smokes but dont tell annyone where you heard it from! Annyways its a FACT and the TRUTH I am all about the truth and keeping it REAL! Thats how I role yo!!!
Unreal! What a jerk! I am not the one who told him to go eat dawgfood! Well I was but still there was lots of us! What about them huh! And if you eat dawgfood you better expect everone to call you that for the rest of you life! What are we suppost to do! What about OUR feelings huh! He never thinks about THAT does he! Like my knickname is King Awesome be cause I am da KING and I am AWESOME!! But do you hear me going arround CRYING and telling everone to stop calling me my knick name! NO you do NOT! And onsce everone start calling me that then I wont tell them to stop garanteed! It is what it is!
But then he gets all like crying eyed allmost and goes like come on serious I dont like it! My name is Bill not Dawgfood why cant you call me Bill! So to get him to shut the HELL up and act like a MAN I sayed alright alright I will only call you Dawgfood Bill in stead of just Dawgfood! But thats as much as I can offer I cant go now more then that take it or leaf it! And instead of saying thanks to me he just makes like a grone noise! TYpECAL all I do for everone and no one appreceate it! He dont even say thanks! So you better belief that onsce we dranked all his Wild Turkie I was OUT of there yo! I dont have all damn night to set arround in the woods shooting off guns with a guy who dont even know how to be pollite! Who does Dawgfood Bill think he even is! Doesent he even know who I am! I get sick of all these loosers dragging me down some times! I need a better possy! But I feel sorry for these people like Dawgfood Bill who cant hardley read and write and has the pains in his head and Rickie who cant afford to get new teeth sense the fron three fell out and so he walk arround looking like a looser and he wont even get gold toothes put in like I tell him to! Unreal I am so nice and let them hang arround me because I feel so SORRY for them!
Thats my probalem I am too damn nice! Aks annyone! Aks Dawgfood Bill he will tell you! O thats right NO HE WONT he is ungreatfull and dont even know enough to even say THANK YOU!! YOUR WELLCOME DAWGFOOD! BILL!!
Hahhah get it I allmost sayed Dawgfood and not Bill be cause I put a pawse in there but then I sayed Bill at the end so he cant get mad! HAHAH thats awesome I need to go down to the holler where he stay at just so I can do that trick on him to his face! You see I am a MAN I go to you FACE and do my jokes I do not go behined you back like so many HATAS out there allways do! I am HONNEST and REAL and will tell you you suck right at you face! Most people are too scarred like Billy Ray he allways talking behined everones back and critersizing them like a moran and JERK but I am too REAL for that I dont care I am baddass and rebbel and I keep it RERAL all the time if you cant handel that then get out of my way! Thats how I role I am not a back-stabbber and stealer of the peddy cash from work like the JERK Billy Ray! Its true he done it Fong even seen him do it in PERSSON 14 dollers right out of the sack for going to buy smokes but dont tell annyone where you heard it from! Annyways its a FACT and the TRUTH I am all about the truth and keeping it REAL! Thats how I role yo!!!