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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 22, 2006 7:06:26 GMT -5
I just had a great idear! I will let you people aks me questions that you need advise about! And I will answer them with my expert advise!! This rocks yo! I am so nice that I am allways helping everone! So that counts as communty service! Thats going to help me out bigtime!
So aks me you qestions on this board! I need to keep them all here to proove that I did it for hours and hours of time!!
So go ahead aks me questions that you need advise about!! Start out like this Dear King Awesome Dawg I need you're advise you are so smart! Then aks you question blah blah blah!
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Post by CHEESE on Sept 22, 2006 14:06:42 GMT -5
Dear King Awesome Dawg I need you're advise you are so smart!
I used to think dogs were all males and the aggresive types who liked to chase cars, start fights and humping. Cats were only females and they were interested in keeping clean, hanging around the house, and were the ones getting humped rather than humping.
I never thought that women didn't enjoy sex, but it really surprises me just how aggressive they can be, and this whole "I can separate the physical from the emotional" isn't what I expect.
It's nice to meet a woman who you can have sex with and not have to go through the phoney dramatic stuff, but it is okay to feel a little weird about it?
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 22, 2006 15:29:43 GMT -5
What are you even talking about! Are you having sex with CATS or DAWGS!! What the hell is wrong wth you boy! Go and see the shrink and keep away from cats and dawgs! Cripes I knew you people were werdoes but not THAT werd!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 22, 2006 15:30:35 GMT -5
Oh do you mean that you with a girl who wants it all the time! Thats a probalem all right give me her digets and I will talk to her and she will soon stop bothering you for it trust me!!!
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Post by CHEESE on Sept 22, 2006 20:07:24 GMT -5
She didn't want it all of the time--just some of the time. But, it's over now.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 23, 2006 8:29:00 GMT -5
Then give me her digets I can fit her in!! I am a REAL man!!
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Post by CHEESE on Nov 21, 2006 14:25:20 GMT -5
Dear King Awesome Dawg I need you're advise you are so smart!
Where is a good place to meet women? I'm going through a dry spell and this internet dating thing just isn't finding too many matches.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 22, 2006 1:25:03 GMT -5
Hahaha internet datting is for CHUMPS! No hot girls who want to get it on go onto the interents! Doy! They go down to She-booms and dance arround in skinpy cloths! Thats hwo you knwo they want it! So you ggo down to She-booms and you watch them dance arround and then get all swave and go yo you are kind of hot! Do you want me to buy you a drink or what! And then they are inpressed that you are a Big Spender! And they will let you dance with them! But not a slow one! And so you buy her another drink! And she will be wasted so you bust you move onto her! And then you GET SOME!!!
Thats how it works yo!!
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Post by CHEESE on Nov 9, 2007 9:40:43 GMT -5
Dear King Awesome Dawg I need you're advise you are so smart!
I bought a nice pair of Black Diamond Gloves at REI a few weeks ago. They are thin but have special type of fleece fibers or something to make them cozy.
It has started to get cold here and I've been wearing them for a week. However, last night when leaving the office, I noticed I didn't have them. I must have left them on the bus. I got really sad about the fact that I lost a nice pair of gloves after only less a week of wearing them. I called the bus people and made a claim, but I don't think they'll turn up.
How do I feel better about this? It's as if a big dark cloud is hanging over me and raining "You lost your gloves in the 2nd week of November. There are 4 more months of glove wearing weather".
Thanks.
Gloveless in DC
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 9, 2007 10:03:22 GMT -5
Cripes you ride the buss!! What are you a wellfare or something! No wander you losted you gloves! I am a MAN so I drive a big fast car that RULZ! I onley ride the buss if they take away my liscence and usely you dont need you liscence anyways! The cops cant tell you dont have one when you drive right by them how would they know theres no way they could know so they cant do nothing about it! NOTHING!! But trust me if you dont have you liscence you probaly shouldent flick them off when you drive by! They dont like it and then thay are all AGAINST you and have it in for you and you get into all kind of trouble!!
Anyways the point is get a car like a real man and go buy some more gloves! Whats the probalem! They gots all kinds of glvoes down to Wallmart in like diffrent collors and everthing what more do you need! And if they too expansive just do the old four finger disscount Hahahahah do you know what I am saying yo!!!
I just solved you probalem your wellcome!! Cripes if thats you biggest probalem you got it EASY!! You aught to try and deal with MY probalems some time bro! I got all kind of REAL troubels like triels and fights and child sapports and jerks at work and bills for my fresh high style live style and wommen who cuase me troubels and allso my foot hurts! THOSE are REAL probalems!! You all have it so easy!! Lucky! Typecal!! No one ever comes arround and solves all of my probalems in a minnite like i just did! Why not! WHY!!
YOUR WELlCOME!!
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Post by CHEESE on Nov 9, 2007 16:03:50 GMT -5
Wow, that put things in perspective. Thanks KING AWESOME DAWG
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 10, 2007 10:12:52 GMT -5
I am all about teaching everone lessens! Thats how I roll yo!
Annyways so I might need you to testefy in court about how I spent a bunch of hours of communty sevrvice fixing up all you probalems! Thats not a big deal dont worry about it trust me!
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Post by CHEESE on Apr 9, 2009 16:13:37 GMT -5
Dear King Awesome Dawg I need you're advise you are so smart!
Didn't you come back to your job after leaving? I left a job two times - once in Nov 2006 and then again in Sept 2007. However, the team lead there has been writing me telling me that they're hiring and we're meeting for lunch tomorrow. I don't like my current job.
Strangely enough I think it may be the best decision for me right now. What do you think about swallowing pride and going back to a place you used to work?
Thanks.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 9, 2009 16:24:59 GMT -5
I dont swallow MY pride they swallow THEYRES!! They couldent do without me they were in all kind of troubel sense no one could fill up MY shoes! I decided to cut them a break and let them pay me again! Be cause I am so nice! But TYPECAL the dumb night manger = a real JERK he is some dumb colledge kid who think his s-it dont stank because he is down to the communty colledge WHO CARES I got REAL experience from the STREET do you know what I am saying yo! These colledge boys are all full of it they dont know what the REAL world is all about!! Well I do! I been watching that show on the Mtv for like a million years! these damn kids these days dont even know what it is! They dont even know what an Mtv is!! THATS HOW DAMN DUMB AND IGNORENT THEY ARE!!
Trust me you dont want to work for some dumb damn COLLEDGE BOY who is like 18 years old and dont have no REAL WORLD expereince! You aught to go to you old job and go like Yo I MIGHT let you pay me some more money! But I need to make some big CHANGES arround this place to fix it up beffore you can get ME back! And then go to that colledge boy night manger who thinks he's so big and tell him to kiss my ASS!! Thats what you aught to do! Thats how I handel everthing! Its for they own good! It teaches them lessens! I am all about teaching everone lessens! It is what it is!!
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Post by CHEESE on Apr 9, 2009 19:32:03 GMT -5
Oh, I left out an important part. My old boss is a UNC fan.. this came about because I congratulated him about the HEELZ big win. As you know, my current boss is a Pitt fan.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 9, 2009 22:08:00 GMT -5
OVIOUSLY the big BOSS man loves HEEEEEELZZZZZ!!! All us WINNERS do! You need to smarten up and quit being a looser and tell him that now you love HEEEEELZZ too! Dont you even know we CHAMPS!! Winners love Carlonia CASE CLOSED!!
What job is this annyways is it another trucker driver job! Do they need any awesome sport writters there that have they own massage board and are real populer I bet they do! Ever good compny needs people like that! Whats this boss man's name! Tell him you know a real smart awesome wport writter guy that can do all kind of work for his compny! I allso can put up sheet rock and run a frier and hold the flag on a paving job and run a cash regster pretty good if its not one of those ripoff joints that makes you add up the slipp at night and trys and match the money in the regster to the slipp! That is a RIPOFF yo I dont stand for it! And allso I got many other tallents and seceret powers and expereinces!
So you go tell them that! Right now! Come on Cheeshead you owe me so much its the least you can do hook a brother up homes!! Whats this Boss mans name! Is it Roy Willamson! IS IT!!!!!!! Or is it that trucker driver guy! Which is it answer yes or no CRIPES!!!
DO IT!!
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Post by CHEESE on May 11, 2012 7:24:46 GMT -5
Dear King Awesome Dawg I need you're advise you are so smart!
My fiancée and I are going to Cincinnati this weekend to meet the Rabbi who lives in Australia now and will be marrying us but is from the Jersey Shore originally and is in Ohio for some sort of Rabbinical program. He is busy observing Shabbat until 930 and we arrive at like noon. Cincinnati is near Kentucky - can you recommend anything to do tomorrow? We're looking for a good cultural experience
Thanks.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on May 11, 2012 7:56:08 GMT -5
What the HELL r u even talking about! That looks like Girmat wroted it! Who is Rabbit from Jersy Shores I aint never heared of no one name Rabbit on that show he must be runnig a conn onto you bro! Dont fall for it! Who is this Shabba that he is wathing is he some kind of nark or some thing! Sounds like the COPPS r trying and trick you with a under covers TRICK! They do that all the time bro! I would stay clear of that Rabbit and probaly Shabba is in on it to! Use you head! Dont fall for the copp tricks!
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Post by gimrat on May 11, 2012 8:09:15 GMT -5
Don't fuget to go down the Oiho river front and go to the river front staddiem wich is wear the Orilioes and Reds play the firs ever worl serious game on fake grass ever!! Exep you can't see the staddiem no more now they blowed it up! But you can see the new staddiem nex to it and then eff you turn aroun you got the other fooball staddiem their to. I wish Id of ben their when they blowed it up that muss of ben awsum!!!
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Post by baddass on May 11, 2012 9:53:34 GMT -5
King Awesome Dawg I have a question.
Ford or Chevy?
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