Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 21, 2004 15:16:23 GMT -5
Back in olden times there was this guy name Micheal Jordan and he was so awesome it was unreal!!! He won all the championships and allways made the big shot at the buzzerd to be the HERO!! He dunked better then any one back in the olden days and he had the awesomest tennyshoes that everone loved! He made the most money and had the most commercials and movies! And was so rich and famous you wouldent belief it! Wow it was awesome I use to love to watch him win it all ever year back then with Detroit or whatever team it was anyways they allways won! Now they SUCK!! So that prooves how the Great Micheal Jordan was the awesomest player of the olden times! He was so good he would be pretty good in the NBA now if he was in his prime and not old! Well he wouldent be as good as Shack or Coby or Iversen or Garrnett or TMac or LeBaron James but still he would get like 10 points a game which is better then any of them other olden days players with the tight little shorts would ever get! They even still have a old vidio from like 50 years ago named Space Jammin' where Micheal Jordan plays baskeball with Micky Mouse and Rodger Rabbet and Poopeye the Saler man and the rest of the cartton people verse Aliens and he saves the world because he is so awesome! I use to have that vidio but it is busted now it wont even fit into my awesome new DVVD player! Anyways the point is Micheal Jordan RULED and was so awesome he would dunk on anyone and grab his junk and get in you face and you couldent do a damn thing about it if you were one of those olden days guys! Too bad he is so old and terribel now or else he could probaly make someone's team off the bench if he was still in his primme!! But hes not so cram it face facts hang it up looser get to the old folks home!!