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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Aug 27, 2004 9:33:03 GMT -5
I am a very buszy and importent man who is a CEO of a big famous corpration so I dont have time to babyset you twerps and correct all of you stupid postings! So some one will have to help out and be my diputie moderater who will take care of the board and beeyotch slapp any of you fooles and jive turkies that get out of control and write stupid looser things on my awesome massage board! So who will be the lucky one who gets to be my diputie moderater this is a very powerfull and perstegeious job that thousands of people around the world will fight over so if you think you measure up you better say why you think I should cut you such a big break! Do it now!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Aug 30, 2004 7:39:12 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I do not have to work for NCM Capital Management and Maceo Sloan anymore.
I think I can do the job. The only thing is, when the Chicago Bulls are playing I will not be at my computer. Is that okay?
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Aug 30, 2004 7:50:10 GMT -5
Maybe I will think about it! Type up a job appalication here and I will look at it and get back to you when I am not so damn buszy! Put down all of the work you have done and all the awards and championships you won and all the big raises you ever got and all the people you boss around at you jobs! And then write up a essay on why you should be a moderater here and why you think you desserve such a big and awesome and powerfull job! And write up a list of all the other massage boards you moderated and how many people you banned and everthing! And then list a bunch of refferences from famous people who will vowch for you and reccamend you for this big job!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Aug 31, 2004 15:31:33 GMT -5
Vivian Harper Account Specialist, NCM Capital Management Group - Received a raise of $14,000 in four months
- Ensured that Maceo Sloan's 1991 signed Awesome CHAMPION Awesome CHAMPION Duke!! Basketball Championship Basketball was kept in awesome condition
- Had my son sign items for Maceo Sloan and his friends
- Promised to never tell members of the media how I got this job
Childcare Worker, Self employed - When my son wasn't playing basketball, I watched a couple babies in my house in Slidell, LA
Why am I qualified to be a moderator:- My son is a profile in courage
- I worked for Maceo Sloan at NCM Capital Management
- I love Awesome CHAMPION Duke! and Coach K.
References: - Coach K, but Johnny Dawkins will talk for him
Maceo Sloan- Chris Duhon, former point guard for Awesome CHAMPION Duke! University
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 1, 2004 9:19:42 GMT -5
That is a pretty good resumay! Do you have any open jobs there for a big CEO like me! Why dont you get you people there to hire me up to be CEO I can allways run another big corpration if I get paid the big benjamens and like that you know how I do! You company needs a sharp operater like me to run things so if you are really a big shot you will get me a job there as CEO and I will get paid mad bucks and have a big office with a hot secertery and a cordless phone and my own computer with the fast inter net on it and deplomas all over the walls and all kind of awards for being the best boss! trust me I am a awesome boss I am not like the kind of jerk who allways plays faverites and has it in for the nice good workers and makes them clean the walkin cooler and the fryers while Billy Ray and Starlene and the other bosses PETS get to go and set around in the dining room when there are no customers and eat food and not raport it and rip off the company like criminoles and then go out in back and smoke DRUGS when they suppost to be dumping the grease bucket! I am not a JERK BOSS like that at all!!! Anyways you have a good resumay so I will cut you break and give you a big chance and let you try out to be a moderater of one page first and see how you do! So from now on you can be moderater of my hooking up page it is a new page and it rules! This is a big chance for you so dont blow it!!! You need to keep loosers and fat chicks off that page and get lots of hot girls to post me they digets there! So get to work! Congradulations on this big promotion DONT BLOW IT!!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Sept 1, 2004 20:26:08 GMT -5
BWB:
I will moderate that board. Thank You. I don't understand though, don't you already have a girlfriend? I thought I read about it in your blog.
Also, can you let me know how to do some tricks so when people type stuff it comes out differently? I would like a special term to come out when someone writes 'Chris Duhon'
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 2, 2004 9:22:37 GMT -5
We dont need to change any thing to Chris Duehon dont worry he is a looser and no one is going to want to type up his name here anyways! He losted in the playoffs last year and choked and never won it all so who cares about him! No one!
And yes I do have a couple girlfriends! But dont be telling the old ballandchain or my babaymamma about them! Mind you own busness!
And get some more postings on that board! Do you job dammit!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Oct 13, 2004 8:24:58 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I brought Miss Kitty to the Hooking Up Board. I think you should give me a chance to moderate other boards. Look what occured on the politics board when you were working. I would hate to see this board have more abusive language towards you.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 13, 2004 9:22:46 GMT -5
All right go and modrate that Poltics board! Just dont screw it up!!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Oct 14, 2004 8:16:39 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I cannot moderate the Politics board unless you make me a moderator.
Vivian Harper
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Post by WadeWackosQueen on Nov 4, 2004 1:25:01 GMT -5
Vivian Harper is the bomb!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Nov 4, 2004 11:00:04 GMT -5
WadeWackos:
What is Wade that you are a wacko of?
Vivian Harper
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