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Post by J.H. "Goose" Traynor-Wagner on Sept 11, 2023 18:59:47 GMT -5
On The Third Most Sacred Patriotic Holiday Of The Summering Months, Falling Only Slightly Behind Second Place American Flag Day And Extremely Behind First Place, The Tanabata Star Festival (The Japanese Are Great And Technologically Advanced Allies In Our Ongoing War Against The Italians), Vile German/Irish Aaron Rodgers Has Become A Ronin For The New York Jet Machines. And O! My Blood Runs Hot With Anger And Sickness. Have We Learned Nothing From Our Sacred Holy War Against The Mouslems? Their Leader, Saddam Hussein, Defeated Our Proud Sexual President George Herbert Walker The Hedgehog Bush III By Backing Off Midway Through The First Round, Then Unleashing The Power Contained Within His Sacred Ruby To Start To Teleport Around The Boxing Ring, Throwing Rapid "Tiger" Punches One After The Other, Which Proud George Bush Was Too Slow To Block, Sending Him To The Canvas.
And Now, 22 Years Later, We Are Making The Same Mistake Twice. Here, In The Heart Of Our Country's Greatest City's Third Greatest Borough-Zone, We Are Allowing A German To Lead That City's Seventh Or Eighth Most Important Sporting Team. I Call Upon Our Fat Senators To Vote To Immediately Reinvade Germany, Sending A Powerful Message To Europe That We Will Crush The Italians Because The 9/11 Of Football Has Occured On 9/11. Vote Change (Vivek)
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 11, 2023 20:54:13 GMT -5
Bro I think your key board thing is bussted! Like ever other word you type makes since but them other ones in between them are like chunked in there from other sentences or some thing! SO WERD! Did the WOKES hacker your key board?? Probaly! The point is today is 911 Day when we all cellebrate the annaversry of 911! When Iraqu pulled a Sneak Attack on us and OBAMMA set there and did NOTHING about it! But then Ruddy Jiulani made a big speach to make every body mad as hell and then we kicked there ASS so BAD in the big war bro! So thats why we cellabrate the 911 even tho it happned like 10 YEARS ago but STILL! It was BAD! But it was a long time ago now that you think about it! The point is now a days a lot of important athletes and also people relize now that it was a LONG time ago so its time to just GET OVER IT and stop bringing it up all the time! How long are people suppost to hold a grudge over it! Its like some people will NEVER forget it even tho it happened a LONG time ago and its time to move on and get back to busness! www.axios.com/local/dallas/2023/06/08/dallas-golf-bryson-dechambeau-911 Anyways Happy 911 Day to everyone! Sallute the Flag and DO NOT KNEE DOWN and Sport Our Troops and Thank Them for There Service! Plus I bet there will be some good sales on stuff so we can all finley save a little money and just move on with our lifes instead of holding some kind of a grudge and never getting OVER IT and just never forgetting it like some kind a Woke Socalist or something! Its OVER so now its time to get back to normel and back to busness! USA US A USA USA!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 30, 2023 11:47:25 GMT -5
Aron Rogers is BACK baybay! ALLREADY! People are saying he will play foot ball soon! And throw the foot ball with his hand for a TOUCH DOWN!! WOW!! Even with his ackillies bone TORE in his foot!!
WOW nobody ever did that beffore so no wander nobody can stop talking about Aron Rogers! Will he come back!?? WHEN!? HOW!! WHO?!?!? What will Aron Rogers do NEXT! Nobody knows!
One thing is for SURE he will do SOME THING!! SOON! Thats MY take on the big braking NEWS!! Nobody can even stop talking about it!
WHAT WILL ARON DO NEXT!!
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