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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on May 10, 2021 10:15:29 GMT -5
Lookit this parking lot it looks just like the one we hang out in! I think them guys fighting is Cody Grubbs and Jimmy Fred Pusser! I think Cody is the one with no shirt and Jimmy Fred is the one in the real tight shorts! It looks just like them it must BE them!
This vidio went virus! That means ever body seen it! I cant beleif I missed this fight! DAMMIT that should be ME standing there and watching them in the vidio NO FAIR!
Any ways the point is my parking lot is FAMOUS now! Is YOURES!! I bet its NOT!! IS IT!! No wander ever one is so JEALOUS of me any my freinds! We went virus!! YESSS!!! Famous!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on May 11, 2021 8:29:12 GMT -5
What do all you HATAS think of me and my freinds NOW huh!! FAMOUS!! Virus parking lot! Everone seen it and our baddass FIGHTING!! SO JEALOUS! Me and my freinds are so famous now!
I bet everone on the whole wide innernet are talking about how cool I am! This RULZ bro!
And allso they probaly talking about how cool all my freinds are TOo! Like Jimmy Fred Pusser and Cody Grubbs and Chester Ledbetter and Tommy Tivek and Kody and Koby and Toby and Bubb Stubbs and Craszy Mike and Whitey Scruggs and Todd Magriney and Werd Steve and Dale Tubbs!
And Luke the Drunk and Tyler Rowbotten and Jaden Beanblossem and Haden Beanblossem and Taden Beanblossem and the rest of them Beanblossems and old Chester who lives down in the holler and Robert E Bean and Bobby Dale Stucky and Tyler Dipply!!
And Todd Peters and Little Randy and Pete Toddson and my step uncle Busster and Fat Matt and Old Wayne Vander Bent and Riley Turpin and Warrin Dobbs and Mort the Cop and Shooter Tripplitt and Buddy the mail man and Rickey Sweat and Tucker Whizby and my step cousen Ronny Joe!
And dont forget Cotten Cuffmen and Piggy the bar tender and Wobbly Whitiker and Bo and Luke Griggston and Big Randys grandpa and Delburt Ray Sprout and Rodny Jinkens and Wade Scroggins and Fat Bill and that one arm guy with the beared who drives that red F150 with all them stickers on it!! And allso White Kevin and Tregg Briggs and Skinny Matt and Cooter Suggs and EVERONE down to the feed store!
ALL FAMOUS NOW! For being cool and AWESOME and BADDASS yo!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on May 16, 2021 11:35:16 GMT -5
We need to keep this FAMOUS stuff going! So now ever week end we are gone to have FIGHTS and the rest of us will vidio it on our phones and put them up on to the innernet to go virus!
Next saturday nite Taden Beanblossem is gone to fight Shooter Triplett! Its gone to RULE! They allready hate each other and got mad beef because of the time Shooter step out with Big Wanda and Taden dident even know about it but the finded out about it so he slash the tires of Shooters Silver Ado and then Shooter flicked him off in front of ever one and sayed he would get revenge and when you never expect it is when Taden should expect it! And now they gone to FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Shooter is pissed off but all them other Beanblossems are probaly going to jump in there and get him from behined when he trys to fight one of theyre kins! Them Beanblossems are little but they are MEAN yo!
This fight is gone to RULE bro! Every one on the whole wide erath will want to wath these fights! We are gone to be even MORE famouser! So EPECK! Lucky I am too SMART to fight like a chump plus allso my tradjick injurry means I wont be able to whup the ass of all them guys like I would of! So I will probaly make some vidios one I get my phone screeen fixxed after the damn cheap thing broke just from throwing it into a wall ONE time!
Or may be I will be like the manger of one of them guys and get on the mike and bragg and holler and wave arrround a cain that I can use to cheat in the fight! Like one of them genious mangers like Ayatolla Blassy or Jimmy Heart or Jim Coronet who use to hold a pingpong racket to HIT the other guy with! Like that! I would be so good at being a manger like that!
This is gone to RULE so BAD bro!! EPECK!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 6, 2021 22:52:01 GMT -5
Well some how the gotdamn COPS found out about our parking lot fights! Some jack ASS ratted and narked and told them about it and they shut it down! SO UNFAIR!
If I ver find out who the RAT is I will kick they ASS! YOU KEEP YOURE FOOL MOUTH SHUT you DO NOT talk about parking lots fights! Thats a damn RULE! Its the FIRST rule! What kind of a moran JERK brakes the FIRST rule of parking lots fights! A dumb one thats who!
Why cant we EVER have NOTHING good! WHY! If any of yous hears abotu who was the NARK who told everyone about our parking lot you tell ME and I will FIXX them GOOD if you know what I am saying yo! That means I will totelly KICK THEYRE ASS!! Thats what!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 6, 2023 16:49:08 GMT -5
Look at these LOOSERS trying to STEAL OUR idear! It is OURS! Not theres! They have NO RIGHTS to fight in parking lots like this! STEALING OUR INTELLCTUAL PROPERTY!!
THere fight is BORRING! Hardley nobody even gets they ass beat! BORRING!
ARE fights are WAY better! WAY!
And now even GIRLS are trying to steal OUR idear! SAD! Look at this! GIRLS! FIGHTING!
Ya these were girls fighting not MEN but STILL its OUR idear! Plus girls should not fight that is MANS work! Go home girls! And STOP stealing OUR idear for vireal vidios!
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