Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Aug 16, 2012 20:52:13 GMT -5
I was talking to Billy Ray about how OBAMMA is reunning everthing! And Billy Ray says Obamma is gone to make everone get GAY marryed beffore Newt Rommny can even kick him out! FACTS! That is the worse thing I every even hear!
But Billy Ray had a smart plan he say the SMART thing to do is to go get marryed to a NORMEL guy beffore the GOVERMINT picks out a gay FOR you to marry! That way you gay hubsand wont try to do nothing DEGUSTING on you and you allso dont got to pay no taxes! Because OBAMMAs law says if you are a gay then you dont got to pay no taxes and you get to cut ahead in lines and you allso get FREE money from the govermint!
But if you DONT get gay marryed now then OBAMMA and his govermint will pick a GAY for you to get marryed to and you will HAVE to! Or eltse hi death pannels will GET you! And you know that gay will do all kind of GAY stuff to you! DEGUSTING AINT NO ONE DOING THAT TO ME BRO! NO WAY! So me and Dawgfood figgure sense we are both NORMEL MEN we will go ahead and get gay marryed so the GOVERMINT and OBAMMA cant make us REALLY do it! CRAM IT OBAMMA! I OUT SMARTED YOU AGAIN!! IN YOU FACE!! HAHHA I WIN AGAIN!!
For a faver Billy Ray will be the minster and take the pitcures for us for only $50 dollers money! That is a good deal and pluss when we are gay marryed we wont got to pay NO MORE TAXES!! And PLUSS the FREE MONEY from the govermint! So its the SMART thing to do! I will show that OBAMMA and teach him all kind of lessen YOU DONT MESS WITH ME BOY!!
So annyways the point is all you girls YOU REMEBER THIS I AM A REAL MAN I AINT NO GAY IT IS JUST TO MAKE OBAMMA CRAM IT AND MAKE HIM GO TO HELL! THAT IS THE ONLEY REASON! I will get with allmost ANNY girls just you wait I am the REALEST MAN in the world! NOT a gay! FACT! Whip out you thingys and you will see that is a FACT girl! NOT a gay I am ALL REAL MAN 100%!! FACTS!!
Not that there isent nothing wrong about it! BUT I AINT ONE!! And I will punch annybody in the mouth what say I am! PUNCH!! DONT EVeN THINK AbOUT IT!!
I dont want to do it but OBAMMA dont give us no choise he tooked away all our FREEDOM and tryed to make us all get with the gays but I will show him I will trick him so bad! Its worth it to get FREE MONEY and NO TAXES too! YOU ALL BETTER REMEBER THE REAL FACTS TOO!! NOT GAY!! NOT!!
I am willing to stand up to my grounds and do WHAT EVER IT TAKE to put a stop to this OBAMMA and his tricks! WHAT EVER IT TAKE I DONT EVEN CARE I WILL TEACH HIM A LESSEN! FOR REAL!!
I am the REAL HEROE if you think about it! What are the rest of yous doing to save AMERCA! Nothing probaly TYPECAL! Only us REAL HEROES will SAVE AMERCA!!
But Billy Ray had a smart plan he say the SMART thing to do is to go get marryed to a NORMEL guy beffore the GOVERMINT picks out a gay FOR you to marry! That way you gay hubsand wont try to do nothing DEGUSTING on you and you allso dont got to pay no taxes! Because OBAMMAs law says if you are a gay then you dont got to pay no taxes and you get to cut ahead in lines and you allso get FREE money from the govermint!
But if you DONT get gay marryed now then OBAMMA and his govermint will pick a GAY for you to get marryed to and you will HAVE to! Or eltse hi death pannels will GET you! And you know that gay will do all kind of GAY stuff to you! DEGUSTING AINT NO ONE DOING THAT TO ME BRO! NO WAY! So me and Dawgfood figgure sense we are both NORMEL MEN we will go ahead and get gay marryed so the GOVERMINT and OBAMMA cant make us REALLY do it! CRAM IT OBAMMA! I OUT SMARTED YOU AGAIN!! IN YOU FACE!! HAHHA I WIN AGAIN!!
For a faver Billy Ray will be the minster and take the pitcures for us for only $50 dollers money! That is a good deal and pluss when we are gay marryed we wont got to pay NO MORE TAXES!! And PLUSS the FREE MONEY from the govermint! So its the SMART thing to do! I will show that OBAMMA and teach him all kind of lessen YOU DONT MESS WITH ME BOY!!
So annyways the point is all you girls YOU REMEBER THIS I AM A REAL MAN I AINT NO GAY IT IS JUST TO MAKE OBAMMA CRAM IT AND MAKE HIM GO TO HELL! THAT IS THE ONLEY REASON! I will get with allmost ANNY girls just you wait I am the REALEST MAN in the world! NOT a gay! FACT! Whip out you thingys and you will see that is a FACT girl! NOT a gay I am ALL REAL MAN 100%!! FACTS!!
Not that there isent nothing wrong about it! BUT I AINT ONE!! And I will punch annybody in the mouth what say I am! PUNCH!! DONT EVeN THINK AbOUT IT!!
I dont want to do it but OBAMMA dont give us no choise he tooked away all our FREEDOM and tryed to make us all get with the gays but I will show him I will trick him so bad! Its worth it to get FREE MONEY and NO TAXES too! YOU ALL BETTER REMEBER THE REAL FACTS TOO!! NOT GAY!! NOT!!
I am willing to stand up to my grounds and do WHAT EVER IT TAKE to put a stop to this OBAMMA and his tricks! WHAT EVER IT TAKE I DONT EVEN CARE I WILL TEACH HIM A LESSEN! FOR REAL!!
I am the REAL HEROE if you think about it! What are the rest of yous doing to save AMERCA! Nothing probaly TYPECAL! Only us REAL HEROES will SAVE AMERCA!!