Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 28, 2011 9:13:23 GMT -5
Cooking is for girls! But now its allso for men! All kind of famouse Cheffs are men! Like Cheff Boy Ardy! And the guy who yells at everone on Tv! So that prooves that men are better then girls at cooking!
So I been doing some cooking at home latley to shut up the old ball and chain who is allways onto my back about not helpping out and like blah blah blah! Even AFTER I tooked out the garbidge last Monday! So I showed her! I cook my own supper last nite! IN YOU FACE! Quit nagging me! Nagg!
So I cooked the BEST natchoes you every even see! I will put up my resipee here be cause I envented it and its so awesome!
First you have you wommen buy a big bag of Doritios down to the piggeldy wiggeldy! And allso a can of cheesze! If she dont mess up and do it wrong then you are ready to start!
First you rip open that bag of Doritios and you dump some of it onto a plate! Then you take a can openner to the can of cheese and dump a bunch of it all over them Doritios! About one porring time or so! Be care full you do it right!
Then is the next step it is very importent dont forget it or you cooking will be ruint! You got to put the plate into the mikerorave and type in the numbers 2 for two minites! Of time! Then you got to wait arround and it gets borring but thats how it go with cooking yo!
When the mikerorave goes ping then you know it is done yo! But it is HOT so you got to be care full and like set it down real quick!
Then you got to open up a jar of the saltsa and dump some of it next to the pile! Not on top of it that is WRONG and how loosers do it! If you want awesome food you got to do it RIGHT trust me!
Then when that plate is cool down you can eat the hell out of them natchoes bro! Them are like the BEST food of all times and you even cooked it yourselve thanks to my awesome resippee! Think how much moneys you save from this some fantsy rip off restrant like Tacko Bell would of charge you like 5 dollers money for that! And it wouldent even be as good! Dont be a chunp and go to a fantsy restrant you can cook it to home youselve and save all kind of moneys and not even have to put on a shirt or nothing!
I got LOTS of awesome rescippees like that so ever day now I will type up a nother one to help you all out! YOUR WELLCOME!! AGAIN!
What would you people do with out me!
You better learn them rescippees as soon as I put them up here be cause I got a PLAN! WHen I got like 20 of them type out here I am gone to dellete them and paste them into a softwares and that will be a COOK BOOK! That I will sell and get RICH offen! Damn thats smart I should of thoughten of it like 20 years aggo! Just wait onsce my cook book is famouse then it will be ME who is on the Tv yelling at everone! And getting RICH from it! AWESOME I CANT WAIT TELL THEN!!
So you see I would of envented some awesome food if that jerk from Doritios wasent so OLD and stold it from me beffore I could even envent it!
So I been doing some cooking at home latley to shut up the old ball and chain who is allways onto my back about not helpping out and like blah blah blah! Even AFTER I tooked out the garbidge last Monday! So I showed her! I cook my own supper last nite! IN YOU FACE! Quit nagging me! Nagg!
So I cooked the BEST natchoes you every even see! I will put up my resipee here be cause I envented it and its so awesome!
First you have you wommen buy a big bag of Doritios down to the piggeldy wiggeldy! And allso a can of cheesze! If she dont mess up and do it wrong then you are ready to start!
First you rip open that bag of Doritios and you dump some of it onto a plate! Then you take a can openner to the can of cheese and dump a bunch of it all over them Doritios! About one porring time or so! Be care full you do it right!
Then is the next step it is very importent dont forget it or you cooking will be ruint! You got to put the plate into the mikerorave and type in the numbers 2 for two minites! Of time! Then you got to wait arround and it gets borring but thats how it go with cooking yo!
When the mikerorave goes ping then you know it is done yo! But it is HOT so you got to be care full and like set it down real quick!
Then you got to open up a jar of the saltsa and dump some of it next to the pile! Not on top of it that is WRONG and how loosers do it! If you want awesome food you got to do it RIGHT trust me!
Then when that plate is cool down you can eat the hell out of them natchoes bro! Them are like the BEST food of all times and you even cooked it yourselve thanks to my awesome resippee! Think how much moneys you save from this some fantsy rip off restrant like Tacko Bell would of charge you like 5 dollers money for that! And it wouldent even be as good! Dont be a chunp and go to a fantsy restrant you can cook it to home youselve and save all kind of moneys and not even have to put on a shirt or nothing!
I got LOTS of awesome rescippees like that so ever day now I will type up a nother one to help you all out! YOUR WELLCOME!! AGAIN!
What would you people do with out me!
You better learn them rescippees as soon as I put them up here be cause I got a PLAN! WHen I got like 20 of them type out here I am gone to dellete them and paste them into a softwares and that will be a COOK BOOK! That I will sell and get RICH offen! Damn thats smart I should of thoughten of it like 20 years aggo! Just wait onsce my cook book is famouse then it will be ME who is on the Tv yelling at everone! And getting RICH from it! AWESOME I CANT WAIT TELL THEN!!
So you see I would of envented some awesome food if that jerk from Doritios wasent so OLD and stold it from me beffore I could even envent it!