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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 30, 2005 14:15:06 GMT -5
Back in the olden times when Duke use to get SUPERTSAR awesome playas instead of choker loosers we had this kid who was the best you ever seen and his name was Shane Battyer! He was awesome and won all kind of awards and set records and everone loved him! He use to score like 50 points a game and he would dunk the ball on everone and grab his junk and say I just punked you out beeyotch suck it!!! He invented this play where you Take the Charge and it was this cool trick where he would fall down and the other guy would get called for a foul! It ROCKED holmes!! Shane was the hero of Taking the Charge and set all kind of records for it that will never be brokw face facts!! So oviously Duke won the championship like 5 times when we had the Great Shane! And he was a big hiround draft pick into the NBA! But then he had a real bad trajety where he wrecked up his bicycel and broke his knees and he was never abel to play again it was the saddest thing you ever heard of! Or maybe he was the guy who wrecked up his car when he was driving all drunk I cant remember but anyways who cares the point is that it was a TRAJETY and horribel and the worse thing that ever happen to anyone ever and we are all sad that we never got to see the Great Shane dominate the NBA like he would of if he dident get hurt!
So there you go that is the story of the Great Shane! He was the best playa of all times and a hero and would kick you ass if you dident get out of his way! So cram it hatas!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Mar 30, 2005 19:24:42 GMT -5
My two sons and I had the pleasure to first meet this fine young man when we visited Duke when my oldest son was in High School. My oldest son enjoyed winning the championship with his friend Shane.
Vivian Harper
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