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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 21, 2004 15:08:52 GMT -5
This is the most famousest story of all the olden times! It happened like 30 years ago but people still talk about it because it was so awesome! Way back in olden times when people still liked to watch baseball the Great Babe Ruth was this big fat guy who was drunk all the time and ate 25 hotdogs ever day! And he was awesome at base ball! So he bought the awesome CHAMPION Yankees and he said Yo I am here to kick some ass like all of the great Yankees champions of the olden days and so I will do it! In all you faces you jive turkies!! And then he hit like a million homeruns which was the record for a fat guy! And in the first World Serieses of all times he came up in the bottom of the 9th verse looser Redsox and the bases were loaded and there was two outs and stupid Redsox thought they were FINELY going to win a championship for the only time ever but Babe Ruth came up and pointed to the bleechers and he goes "Hey Redsox go to hell and cram it I am Babe Ruth and I CURSE you to SUCK forever because you are a bunch of CHUMPS and then he hit the next pitch for the homerun and YANKEES win the first world serieses and then won ever one ever sense except for a couple where they STUPID CHOKER manger lost the game for them by being a CHOKER and a desgrace!!! And ever since then the CURSED Redsox have never been to the World Serieses and have allways sucked like junk and have allways choked and blown the big game!!! And everone knows they are chokers and Yankees are CHAMPIONS and that the way it will allways be just because the Great Bab Ruth was so smart to put a cruse on Redsox!! What a great idear wow I am going to do that to all the scrubby teams and then they will allways SUCK!! Hawhawhawhaw!! Hey Duke foot ball you are a desgrace and I CURSE you forever and ever and ever to allways SUCK!! Hey Arzona Cardnels I CURSE you for scorring them points against my Patriats last week so you are CURSED to suck forever!! WOw this is great!!! I win again!!! I Always win!!!!! Babey Ruth has been dead for like 20 years and he still rules!!!! Cram it!!!
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Post by CHEESE on Sept 22, 2004 9:20:04 GMT -5
what about the candy bar that was named after him? bandwagon boy, here's a good prank you can play. put a baby ruth candy bar on the bottom of a pool
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 23, 2004 11:32:55 GMT -5
What would I put a damn candy bar at the damn bottom of a damn pool that is stupid you are a retard! Dont change the damn subject this damn subject is about Babe damn Ruth you damn moron!!!! Why dont you writ eabout how he is awesome and he cursed out the looser Redsox and told them to go to hell and how thats why they never won anything and they never wil!! Why dont you!!!! Jerk!
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Post by Spaulding Smails on Apr 28, 2005 23:23:55 GMT -5
Doodie!
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Post by Mrs Smails on Apr 28, 2005 23:25:15 GMT -5
Spaulding, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Judge Smails on Apr 28, 2005 23:26:05 GMT -5
I want that pool scrubbed and disinfected!
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Post by Carl Spackler Cinderella Boy on Apr 28, 2005 23:32:44 GMT -5
It's no big deal. CHOMP!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Apr 29, 2005 7:17:54 GMT -5
What is going on here?
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Post by thedoom on Apr 29, 2005 8:07:06 GMT -5
yo that is caddyshak wich is a crapy old movie that my dad watches all the time.
that is liek the best scene where this guy puts a candybar in the pool and everyone thinks its poopie and this guy eats it!!!!!! oh man it is funny too bad the rest sux except for some boobies
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Post by gimrat on Jun 6, 2005 18:40:26 GMT -5
Ok but you mist a lot of the story of Babe Ruth the cool stuff of when he was a kid and his father owned a saloon in Baltimreo and he was drunk all the time and then the Cathlicks got a hold of him and they brought him up to be a tailor! And he hadn't never played baseball until on this Cathlick team they needed a catcher so they stuck him out there. And he was lefhanded but there wasn't such a thing back in the days of a lefhanded catchers glove so he had to catch every pitch and then take off his glove to thow it back to the pitcher again. And how he was making fun of the pitcher and calling him a looser and all and laffin but then the Cathlick preist got up behind him and said if you think you can do any better sucka then go do it. And they stuck him on the mound and he started stricking everybody out and the other pitcher never got his spot back no matter how much he wined! And then the Cathlicks sold him to the Orioles but they were a bunch of minoir leage loosers at the time. You missed all that part banwaggin boy.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jun 6, 2005 23:56:41 GMT -5
Ya right!!! You are so full of it!! You and you're storys! Baby Ruth playing catcher and being cathlick and lefthandeded and all of that you are justmakking ity up face facts you dont know what you're talking about!! Well you cant foole me I know your full of nonsince!! Stop lying on MY board!!
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Post by gimrat on Jun 27, 2005 13:43:26 GMT -5
No Im serious he got brout up by the Cathlicks and so when he married some girl in the offseasin one time and then later she was like a ball and chane to him he couldn't just divorce her! Cause the Cathlicks had took him over. He could get as many other womin as he wanted if you know what I mean but he had to stay marry to her all those years until she got burned up in a fire. That's the Cathlick way. When he took over the all time homers record it was only 138, time he left off it was over 7 hundred and nobody else even had 500 yet. But he still couldn't marry any of the other womin he wanted to, trust me on that.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jun 27, 2005 16:37:21 GMT -5
You and you're storys!! You are full of it!! Why do you come here and talk all kind of nonsince! No one lisstens to any thing you say!! Plus you spelling SUCKS learn how to spell thigns!! Duh!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 26, 2005 10:33:29 GMT -5
I am typeng a posting in the threadd to send it back up to the top of the pile of threadds so that the stupid CUBS wont be on the top anymore! And allso to remined all you loosers how the Great Baby Ruth said I curse you to CHOKE Red Socks you will ALLWAYS loose out to my Yankees who are the Kings and Champs!!! And he was right we rule biggest comback ever in all hisstory!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!YESSSSSSS!!!
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Post by Dr. Superior on Sept 27, 2005 23:09:20 GMT -5
HEY BWB. The Yanks choked and lost the big game last year to the ‘gasp’ Red Sox. You, the Bambino and the rest of that pinstriped troop go down in ignominious defeat!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 28, 2005 9:24:02 GMT -5
Who cares stop living in the past! Beside I loved my Red Socks back when we had the great Padro Ramirez and allso that blondheaded boy David Low! Too bad they too cheap to resine them now they suck all they have is CHOKERS!! Beside last year was just a flouck any ways and no one care about last year that talk is for loosers!! Red Socks ALLWAYS CHOKE!!! Except for when I cheer for us! Which was only last year to teach Yankes a lessen to stop being loosers and make Torrey wise up and think better! And now they do!!! So it all work out for the best!! So now everthing is back to normel and Red Socks suck again and CHOKE and Yankes RULE again and are CHAMPS!!! Hey Red Socks 19-18 19-18! Cram that one loosers!!!
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Post by tDoO on Oct 29, 2007 14:49:20 GMT -5
9] Red Socks you will ALLWAYS loose out to my Yankees who are the Kings and Champs!!! And he was right we rule biggest comback ever in all hisstory!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!YESSSSSSS!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 29, 2007 15:30:25 GMT -5
WRONG!! TODO = WRONG AGAIN!! Hahaha todo you keep panwing youself! WHY! Hahah!! AWESOME!!
PAWNED!!
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Post by tDoO on Oct 29, 2007 15:37:01 GMT -5
Ur right King Awesome dawg I been PAWNED AGAIN!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Dec 5, 2007 14:28:06 GMT -5
YA REALLY! All you hatas who said that Red Socks were just a blimp under the radarr are full of it we win again!!! HA HA AWESOME!! CHAMPS WE RULE I RULE YESSSSS!!!
But NEXT year my Yaknees are BACK yo! We got rid of the CHOKER Joe Torry so I can go back to loving my faverite team YAKNEES!! Remeber last year when I said Yaknees were DEAD to me untell they got rid of choker Torry! Well now that we did I will take them back!!
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