Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 15, 2006 17:29:26 GMT -5
Yo I am all about the girls yo! Trust me they all love me!! So to be nice to you people I will tell you some of my seceret tricks for getting girls!! WOW you all owe me now!!
First of all you got to be goodlooking!! I am very strong I bench like over 100 pounds! All by myself! Even tho I am very wirrey and thin I am very strong and muscley!
Allso girls are into like hair and cloths and all of that! So I have very nice hair it is long in the back and short in the front it looks very cool! Plus I have a moustash because it shows the girls you are a rebbel and a bad boy! They love that! My babaymomma say it tickels her mouth hahahah if you know what I mean! When we MAKE OUT!!
So allso you need to wear fine cloths to impress the girls! Ties are for jive turkys I dont where no damn tie on MY neck it is like a prison coller to me! I am a badass so I where awesome teeshirts that are black with awesome dezignes on them! Like big flammes or skullz or famouse singers names and pitctures! And you have to wear the best jeans too! Or leather pants if it is a HOT girl you getting with! It shows you wild and rebbel!!
Girls are dumb so they dont like a lot of sport cloths but I am my OWN man and I do what I want so I will still wear my Oihio State hat and my Cardnels CHAMPIONS jacket if I feel like it!! My old ball and chain dont like it but too bad NO women tells me what to wear and allso my girlfreinds like it so too bad for her!!! Hahahaha!!!
So then you need to take the girl out to a nice restrant and buy her dinner beffore she will get with you its not fair and a jipp but thats how it goes! Ollive Garten is more expansive then TG Ofridays but they onley have forein food like spugetty there!
Those are some of my AWESOME tricks for getting girls!! I am keeping the rest SECERET!! They are MINE and you cant have them! I already told you too much you owe me bigtime now! You need to go and wait in line for the new Ps3 exbox and buy one for me!! You owe me that much!! Your wellcome!!!
First of all you got to be goodlooking!! I am very strong I bench like over 100 pounds! All by myself! Even tho I am very wirrey and thin I am very strong and muscley!
Allso girls are into like hair and cloths and all of that! So I have very nice hair it is long in the back and short in the front it looks very cool! Plus I have a moustash because it shows the girls you are a rebbel and a bad boy! They love that! My babaymomma say it tickels her mouth hahahah if you know what I mean! When we MAKE OUT!!
So allso you need to wear fine cloths to impress the girls! Ties are for jive turkys I dont where no damn tie on MY neck it is like a prison coller to me! I am a badass so I where awesome teeshirts that are black with awesome dezignes on them! Like big flammes or skullz or famouse singers names and pitctures! And you have to wear the best jeans too! Or leather pants if it is a HOT girl you getting with! It shows you wild and rebbel!!
Girls are dumb so they dont like a lot of sport cloths but I am my OWN man and I do what I want so I will still wear my Oihio State hat and my Cardnels CHAMPIONS jacket if I feel like it!! My old ball and chain dont like it but too bad NO women tells me what to wear and allso my girlfreinds like it so too bad for her!!! Hahahaha!!!
So then you need to take the girl out to a nice restrant and buy her dinner beffore she will get with you its not fair and a jipp but thats how it goes! Ollive Garten is more expansive then TG Ofridays but they onley have forein food like spugetty there!
Those are some of my AWESOME tricks for getting girls!! I am keeping the rest SECERET!! They are MINE and you cant have them! I already told you too much you owe me bigtime now! You need to go and wait in line for the new Ps3 exbox and buy one for me!! You owe me that much!! Your wellcome!!!