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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Sept 7, 2004 14:10:02 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I just found out that I may have to move to Europe soon. What's the job situation like there? Do you know how they treat basketball players' mothers? Maceo Sloan is not returning my calls.
What place has the best culture? There are a lot of countries there.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 8, 2004 9:49:04 GMT -5
I know all about Eruope! The most importent thing about it is that it is for loosers! Only COWARD jerk girlie men live there with they funny axcents and werdo cloths and smellyness! Trust me only jerks go there! Or live there! Look at France wow what a bunch of loosers! But they have good foods at some places there well only Itilie really where they make the pitzza and spigettie! Or like my little cousen Peewee calls it paskettie!! It is very funny to say paskettie instead of spagettie! But it is less funny now that Peewee is all grown up! But anyways the point is that pitzza and paskettie = good food! I go out for the Italien food all the time at the Papa Genios down at the shopping center they have pitzza that is real good and they allso have the passta bar which is what snootie Eruopeans call a paskettie bar with the all you can eat on Tuesdays from 4 to 7 and yo trust me homes I eat so much paskettie you wouldent belief it they try and cut me off and say it is 7 when it is only 6:58 on my watch so I tell them to go back to Europe where they come from even though I know that cook guy from shop class in high school he aint no Italiean but he does look funny like one! And so I have to help myself to a bunch of breadsticks and pitzza slices and papparonie sticks and rolls and tablecloths and silver wares and fill up my NASCAR bag with everthing to make sure that I get my money worth and they dont rip me off by cheating me out of my two minutes of eating time because that is what they do over there in Eruope trust me they are all criminoles!! So face facts thats all you need to know about Europe is that it sucks except for Ietalien food and everone there is a smelly looser! Look at how many gold metals AMERICA just won in the Olympecs like a MILLION and look how many Eruope won like NONE! Wow they are loosers there! So stay out of Eruope unless you are going out for pitzza in Italie! And France and Affrica are the worst places in the that whole looser country trust me French are scaredy cats afraid of a little war and Affrica is all dangerous it is in the bad part of town and poor and full of wild savages whoe are caniballs and who would steal you hupcabs if they had a chance! So face facts Eruope is a terribel place stay away if you have any since! USA = NUMBER #1!!!! USA USA USA USA!!!!!
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