Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 27, 2005 10:10:11 GMT -5
I went and seen the WORST movie ever the other night with the old ballandchain! She kept crying and whinning about going to see this new movie that is full of all kind of awards and is suppost to be very good! So to shut her up I brung her to it!
It is called Sidewards and it is crummy! It is all about this cool guy who is the dumb guy from Wings who is going to get marryed so oviously he needs to go and get some from some other girls beffore he gets all tied down and dragged down to a wive! So he goes off to score and get some but he brings his looser freind with him who is a real looser! He is this little geeke who was Pigvomet in the Howard Sterns movie! Anyways all this nurd guy does is drink wine and complain! He doesent even drink a REAL drink like Bicarty Ice or Bud just wine! Unreal what is he a girl or a foreiner!
Anyways all this uggly complainy guy does is ruin the whole trip! The cool guy scores with the girl who is Arlesses secertery on HBO who is kind of hot even though she is Chineese! But the looser guy cant even get with some hot chick who wants to knock boots with him! Of course this stupid movie is so stupid that they dident even show ether girl naked how borring!! Unreal!
Anyways I hated this Sidewards guy they aught to of called him Backwards instead of Sidewards! Get it because he was a nurd and a looser! His wife dumped him and was going to get marryed to another guy and he dident even punch the other guy out wow no wander he is a looser! So the movie was all borring and dumb! There is one part where they need to get a wallit that the cool guy dropped when he was getting with a chick but it gets desgusting and grosse when they show this big fat naked guy running trust me it is grosser then even Jassen verse Freddy! I was so offended and mad that they put that in there i am going to write a letter to the guy in charge of keeping stuff out of movies and tell him he needs to get FIRED for letting that be in there! What is this world comming to wont someone think of the CHILLDREN who might have to see this GROSSE big naked fat guy running it is horribel!!! Thats what happens when you let HILLERY CLINTON be a Congressmen! Why wont someone do something about it!!!
Anyways the whole movie is just them going around drinking whine like girls and compaining! If I want to hear complaining I will stay home and the old ballandchain will do it all night and it wont cost me allmost twenty gotdamn dollers PLUS popcorn and jewjewbeats! Unreal whoever said this movie was good was full of it it is a ripoff and even the dumb guy from Wings cant even save it! Sidewards go back to having Howerd Sterns call you names at least then it wasent so gotdamn borring! Sidewards = BAD trust me face facts dont waste you time on this rotten movie!
It is called Sidewards and it is crummy! It is all about this cool guy who is the dumb guy from Wings who is going to get marryed so oviously he needs to go and get some from some other girls beffore he gets all tied down and dragged down to a wive! So he goes off to score and get some but he brings his looser freind with him who is a real looser! He is this little geeke who was Pigvomet in the Howard Sterns movie! Anyways all this nurd guy does is drink wine and complain! He doesent even drink a REAL drink like Bicarty Ice or Bud just wine! Unreal what is he a girl or a foreiner!
Anyways all this uggly complainy guy does is ruin the whole trip! The cool guy scores with the girl who is Arlesses secertery on HBO who is kind of hot even though she is Chineese! But the looser guy cant even get with some hot chick who wants to knock boots with him! Of course this stupid movie is so stupid that they dident even show ether girl naked how borring!! Unreal!
Anyways I hated this Sidewards guy they aught to of called him Backwards instead of Sidewards! Get it because he was a nurd and a looser! His wife dumped him and was going to get marryed to another guy and he dident even punch the other guy out wow no wander he is a looser! So the movie was all borring and dumb! There is one part where they need to get a wallit that the cool guy dropped when he was getting with a chick but it gets desgusting and grosse when they show this big fat naked guy running trust me it is grosser then even Jassen verse Freddy! I was so offended and mad that they put that in there i am going to write a letter to the guy in charge of keeping stuff out of movies and tell him he needs to get FIRED for letting that be in there! What is this world comming to wont someone think of the CHILLDREN who might have to see this GROSSE big naked fat guy running it is horribel!!! Thats what happens when you let HILLERY CLINTON be a Congressmen! Why wont someone do something about it!!!
Anyways the whole movie is just them going around drinking whine like girls and compaining! If I want to hear complaining I will stay home and the old ballandchain will do it all night and it wont cost me allmost twenty gotdamn dollers PLUS popcorn and jewjewbeats! Unreal whoever said this movie was good was full of it it is a ripoff and even the dumb guy from Wings cant even save it! Sidewards go back to having Howerd Sterns call you names at least then it wasent so gotdamn borring! Sidewards = BAD trust me face facts dont waste you time on this rotten movie!