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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 22, 2006 15:49:57 GMT -5
Thanksgiven is one of the best hollidays EVER it is definitely in the top 10 of all hollidays!! It is so much better then Colombos Day and Iresh Day and Parrade Day and Marten Luther Day!! On Thanksgiven you get to EAT!! LOTS!! Tomorow I will eat like both legs off the turkie and halve a can of cramberry sauce and lots of smashed podadoes and gravie! Plus allso lots of peas and stuffing and dressing and jelloe and freto pie and cream corn! And I will finish it all down with a big ole piece of punkin pie! YESSSS!!!
DAMN I cant even wait this RULZ!! Plus Thanksgiven is all about the FOOT BALL whitch is the awesomest game ever invented of all times anywhere on earth! They have foot ball on TV all day on Thanksgiven so I will set on the couch and get tore up and yell at the foot ball game it is the best day EVER!!! The damn old ballandchain better keep it down with her cleaning up when I am trying to wacth the foot ball! And keep them drinks comming!! I will be full up of food but not DRINKS do you know waht I am saying yo!!
Plus allso Thanksgiven is very serious too be cause it is the day that everone in Amerca gets together to all thank the Jesus for being the BEST!! And allso when we remeber all our brave soldiers overseas that DIED just you librels could mouth off and complain about everthing!! Even the olden days ones that were called Pilgrems and foughted the Indians out of here so we could be FREE and we could have the Jesus!! YOUR WELLCOME!!
So make sure you put up signs for our troops overseas tomorrow it is THANKSGIVEN!! It is the day for remebering the troops you ungreatful Librels! If you dont put up signs for the troops and pray for them on Thanksgiven then you are a dirty Librel who loves the terreristes!!
Damn I cant wait to eat all that turkie this is going to RULE yo!!!
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Post by CHEESE on Nov 22, 2006 17:38:45 GMT -5
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Post by JERKFACEILovePawlusFromDuke on Nov 23, 2006 14:51:56 GMT -5
MAN I CANT WAIT FOR DINNER TONIGHT! GRAVY AND TURKEY AND POTATOES WOO HOO
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Post by gimrat on Nov 28, 2006 12:17:20 GMT -5
So they invited all my couzens over and made the 25 elb turkie with the mesh potates and gibble stufing whatever the hell that is but then they say too many people at the tabel today so were not putting the pots on the tabel this year going leave them all on the stove and pile up your plate in their then go sit down. So I got their first and piled up my plate til my couzin said don't pile so much on their homes you can always come back for secons. So I go sit at the tabel they told me that chair in the corner over there but dont eat it all up yet we gonna say Grace. So I wait and wait and only dip my finger in the mesh potates and gravie a couple of times and lick it til everybody sitting don and says Grace which then a couple of other people kept it going after Grace was over thanking for everything they could think of but finely we dig in. And then I clean up my plate empty and I thinking about secons but Im stick in the damn corner and I cant get out! Gipped! You cant crall under of hop over or anything I have to wait til Ant Joan clean off HER plate first so she get up for secons get out of my way, but shes talking andtalking and not eating do I have to waite forever I mena come on now! And then I seen my couzin on the wressling team he gets up and goes for secons and my couzin the Grace Autonomy exerpt she goes for seconds and everybody going in for seconds but Ant Joan and me and my grandmater who so skinny she probly NEVER geting any secons but finely Ant joan gets up and I am rigth behind her yo dawg like its not even funny! And I get out to the stove no mesh potates left! And the turkie only the dry stuff is still there! And sombody hogged all the cramerry sauce! They got lots of lima beans and yams with the skin on them and green beens but come on, who wants that? what a gip! Nex year I sitting on the other side of Ant Joan damn it.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 29, 2006 0:48:05 GMT -5
WHO CARES!! NO ONE!!! Cripes I cant even hardley read that nonsince you wrote!! Learn how to spell!! Plus also in edition put in a parograph so it dont all run toegtehr! Also who cares!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 26, 2015 10:31:25 GMT -5
Yo bro it is THANKSGIVEN AGAIN!! YESSSS I cant even wait to eat the HELL out of that turkie bro!!
Remeber this topeck from last year when it was allso Thanksgiven! Damn it is allready a YEAR sense last year! That is so werd it seems like hardley even 11 months sense then! But NO it is Thanksgiven AGAIN!! Whitch RULZ so bad bro it is the BEST holyday EVER!!! Exscept for Chrismass oviously! And Newyear Eave! And my birth day! But better then the rest of them sucky ones!!
Annyways the point is we get to eat ALL the food! YUMMMMMMMMMM!!! AND THEN GET TORE UP AND WATH FOOT BALL THIS IS BEST OF ALLTIMES BRO!! Allso remember our TROOPS and shoot off you gunns in the backyard to show the terristes we will kick they ASS!! O ya allso pray to the Jesus for the food my aunt gets all Jesusy and gets mad if you dont move you mouth like you is saying the praying so remeber to do that too! At lease we can still do it the LIBRELS aint RUINT it yet with theyre WAR ON THANKSGIVEN!!
Give it up librels you will NEVER stop me from eating a turkie and wathing foot balland getting tore up and shooting my gun no matter how bad you hate Thanksgiven! YOU WILL NEVER STOP US!! THIS IS AMERCA!! FREEDOM!! USA USA USA!! CRAM IT JERKS! YOU SUCK SO BAD QUITT RUINNING EVERTHING!!
So that is why I say God Bless You Amerca and Happy Thanksgiven to everone! Exscept librels!! TIME TO GET MY EAT ON BRO!!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 25, 2020 20:05:53 GMT -5
THANKS GIVEN IS RUINT!!! Spoilt! RUINT!!
We got halve the damn famly of the old ball and chain comming over here to morrw what the HELL bro! I dont want them snobb loosers all over here eating MY food!! PLUSS ALLSO Randy Butts and Pinkie Willey are comming TOO be cause they wifes are freinds with the old ball and chain WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BULLCRAP! BOTH them guys are fat as hell and eat SO MUCH!! OF MY FOOD! HOW IS THAT FAIR!! HUH!! WHY!!
PLUSS if that aint bad enough I had to go the gotdamn STORE to day and get milk and flower!! WHY DO I GOT TO DO ALL THE DAMN WORK!! AND WHO EVEN PAYED FOR IT hum I wander O YA ME THATS WHO!! I do ALL the WORK but I am the one who has to PAY too!! NOT FAIR!! Do I look like I am made of paying for milk and flower NO I AM NOT!! UNREAL!! But NO! I did it ANNYWAYS be cause I am too NICE thats MY probalem!! And do I even get a THANKING FOR IT!! Hardley even! I carry it all in side from my truck and all she even go is like O thanks! THATS IT!! AFTER ALL I DID!! 2 LOUSEY WORDS AND THATS IT!! That is BULLCRAP yo!! ITS CALLED HALVE ASS THANKING is what THAT is called!!
But do you hear ME complaneing about it NO YOU DO NOT be cause I am a MANS MAN and I never complane!! I just SUFFER in SILLENTS!! I keep QUITE like a REAL MAN!!
And thats even MORE not fair!! I got to lissten to all HER gotdamn complants all the damn time! Why dont you got a job! why dont you do nothing arround here! go to the gotdamN STORE for me! you need to pay halve of the lights bill! you need to start chimping in for some rent! turn down that noise! dont leave you under ware in the livving room! why dident you come home last nite! did you go to you exwifes again! pay back my cousent that money he loanded you! get you muddy shoes offen the couch! take out the garbidge AGAIN! why dont you every take me no wheres!
BLA BLA BLA I am so SICK of it its UNREAL!! AFTER ALL I DID FOR HER!! IT NEVER ENDS!! NEVER!!
And now all her gotdamn rellatives comming over!! And pluss allso her FAT freinds to eat MY food! I bet I dont even get ONE gotdamn drumbstick! ONE!! IN MY OWEN HOUSE!! This is the WORSE thing that EVER happen to ANNYONE ANNYWHERES EVER OF ALLTIMES!! Got DAMMIT!!
This holday SUCKS!! ITS ALLREADY RUINT!! After all my hard work too! I am bout to LOOSE it bro!! If her moran step cousen or that fat ass Randy Butts starts calling me knicknames again they are gone to GET IT! THIS IS MY DAMN HOUSE you wath you gotdamn MOUTH!! YOU DONT CALL ME THAT I CALL YOU THAT!! HUH!! THATS RIGHT!!!
At lease they is foot ball on the Tv!! And I am gone to totelly sneak all kind of seceret bites offen that turkie beffore them loosers even get here HAHAHHA YAAAAA what a EPECK idear YESSSSS noboddy can stop me and my amazeng seceret plan YESSS I WIN AGAIN I ALLWAYS WIN YESSSSS!!!!!
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