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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 21, 2023 17:39:21 GMT -5
DIUH WHITECLUAS is likjew a BBERR BUT NOT a beer! You know~! HARRD Seltzser! Booxze! But tastes GOOD! YUMM!! Gewt you ass DRUNK offenn it!!
BRALKING NEWS! I finley made my perdictomn for the first game I been crutdshing al l the nubers and satisdics and I am calling it for JAGWIORES!!! HUGE UP SETT!! I Perdict Mehomes wONT hardley do NOTHING! I perdict he will be pretty use lss and Lawdrence Trevers will pull the HUGE UPSETT! BEAT MEHOMES!! HE WILL DO IT I CA N FEEL IT IN MY GUTTTS! I am calling irt bro! UP SETT!!! WOW that is teh most BRAVEST take of ALLT IMES!! What a SHOCHIKNG PERDICTON No one can even belief it but I am totelly CALLING THE UPSE TT RIGHT NOW!! Trevers over MEHOMES!!!!!
But then Chieves will STILL win anyways! But CLOSE!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 21, 2023 20:46:14 GMT -5
My Egales are kicking asds so ba d bro! I KNEW we would kick they ass so BAFD and now e. DO! I called it yesssss Eglaes uns toppinle! Hurst is BEST QUATER BACK OF ALL TIMES even BNETTER then Daniel Johnston from Giants!! That s a fact bro!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 22, 2023 19:52:35 GMT -5
MORE FOOT BALL!! YAAAAAAAA!!
I got a bad headacke today for some reason its so unfair why is it always ME that gets the bad luck but anyways that wont stop ME from toughing it out and showing GUTSS and STRENTH and MANNING UP and watching foot ball on TV today!!
I am VERY confadint in My Bengles to kick the ASS of Bufflo!! Every one is AGAINST us and nobody gives us a chance and nobody beliefs in us exscept ME! But I BELEIVE my Bengales will pull the ULLTAMITE UPSETT verse Bills and WIN the Big Game! I dont even CARE how many people are AGAINST me and ATTACK me for my BRAVE perdicton I am STICKING TO MY GUNS and going Bengales all the way!!
Then oviously its COW BOYS verse 49rs!! WOW now THAT is a BIG GAME! Of FOOT BALL!! All you HATAS who say it isent a big game are FULL of it! You are WRONG and I am RIGHT why cant you just ADMITT it!! BIG GAME!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 22, 2023 21:45:24 GMT -5
REFFS!! REFFSS!! STEALING! CRIME!! REFFS!! SOME ONE DO SOME THING!
CHEATN!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 22, 2023 21:48:59 GMT -5
WHAT ABOUT THAT PLAY!! That one where the Cow Boy tried to get a touch down but the other guy SHOVED him! WHAT ABOUT THAT!! TOTELL STEALING!! CRIMES!! WE ARE THE VICTIMS!!
And also what about the play where the other guy did that thing and we all got MAD! We got RIPED OFF!! Thats just a damn FACT!! We will SUE these reffs for there CRIMES!! SUE THEM!! Sue them like a DOG!!
UNREAL! UNREAL!! RIPING OFF!! I dont LIKE it when the reffs STEAL the game!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 22, 2023 21:52:33 GMT -5
What about the pass underfearance!! What about the off sides! What about the guy with the foering object! You ALL have to admit THAT!! TOTELLY RIGGED!! WORSE RIGGING OF ANY THING EVER!!
SO UNFAIR!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 27, 2023 9:55:07 GMT -5
Its the ulltamite SHOWDON!! My Egales verse the new suppserstar Barack Purty! WHO WILL WIN!!! Then its Mehomes verse Joe Burro!! Another ULLTAMITE SHODOWN!! WOW 2 ulltamite showdons in one day! This is why foot ball is BEST of ALL!
Dont worry remain clam I am allready working so HARD crutching the nubers and writing down satistics and watching espnn all day to put to gether the most AWESOMEST preeveiw in the HiSTORY of SPORTS!! When I am done everbody will be totelly FREAKING OUT about all my ulltamite insider info and incite!! Everbody will be running arround and yelling because of my FACTS they wont even believe it so BAD!!
I will finnish real soon I just need to cash my dissabilty check and get to the lickquor store to get some boosze and seltszer and Fireballz and beers and Yagerminster and hard lemminades and then I got to play some vidio games and watch Sport Center and Stevinay Smith and check out the Sport Jock and Randy on the raddio to finnish up my top seceret research! Rellax Im almost DONE! Youre heads will litrelly EXPLODE when you read this preeview trust me!!
FOOT BALL RULZ bro!! Rulz the BEST!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 29, 2023 20:20:37 GMT -5
EGALES! EGALES!! EGALES!! I CALLED IT!! We DID it! CHAMPS baybay!! We are UNSTOPPABLE! We are gonna WIN the national champion ship yo!
I CALLED IT!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 29, 2023 23:45:43 GMT -5
Mehomes!@ JOE BRRIO! REFFFS!! I ca;lled it that Mehomnes would be the one wh o gets tto loose to my EGALES and now he done it!!
SO EXITING !@ WOW foot bal l is the NBEST AMAZ NG and nobody can even stopl talkiong about it WOW!! Damn yo that was CRAZZY!!
SUPPER BOWELL IS NEXT WE EK WOW I cant evcn waoit for it I need aNother shot of Yagermintser now to CELLABRATE how foot ba l is the BEST of AL!!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 7, 2023 9:44:32 GMT -5
Geuss what is BACk yo! FOOT BALL! BACK! MORE BACKER THEN EVER BEFFORE!! After all this time setting around with NO DAMN FOOT BALL now we FINLEY got it back! Hard times are OVER baybay!! FOOT BALL!!!
Its Mehomes verse Loins! WOW! ULLTAMITE MATHUP!! Loins are allways garbidge and trash at foot ball but now lots of pudnits on espnn and the radio are saying they are a secret insider cindralla UPSETT pick! But MEHOMES! The BEST! Cow Boys need to FINLEY LISSTEN TO ME and TRADE FOR MEHOMES! I been saying that for YEARS but they STILL ait even done it yet! WHY!
The point is Billy Ray got the pointer spreads for Mehomes by 14 points! That looks like a LOT to me and I am a expert so I will probaly put like a couple hunderd on Loins to COVER THE POINT! BOOOM! UPSETT! GENIOUS PERDICTON! When I win that money I will be so RICH yo! RICH!
Betting and gamboling is the BEST! Plus it to FOOT BALL and you got the BEST of ALL! Its the combonaton that CANT BE BEAT! Thats why everone is so exited about FOOT BALL BEING BACK! MORE BACKER THEN EVER BRO!!
I need to get down to the store to get some booze to get my PREGAMMING started! FIREBALLZ! Yagerminster! Beers! White Claus! AND GET TORE UP! FOR FOOT BALL BAYBAY!!
YESSSS!! FINLEY!! Thursady Nite Foot ball is BACK!!
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Post by gimrat on Sept 7, 2023 17:25:30 GMT -5
Are you kidden me where the hell is this Billy Ray if he is given Lines+14 all the other famdules and drafkedings and vagus dident have no morn Lines+7 and that was before the trajick injery to cheifs tigt end hapent now its Lines+6! Or even Less! And you cant take no Lines if they getting less thn 7 you juss cant.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 7, 2023 20:34:00 GMT -5
Bro Billy Ray is the BEST gamboling guy out there! He hardley charges too much of a bet fee and not much for shipping and handeling nether! PLus hes got like all kind of extra ways you get get MORE POINTS added on by combinning things! Its very complicaded but SO AWESOME! I am gonna get so RICH bro!
So long as Mehomes dont win by MORE then 14 points and Mehomes catches 1 touch down and Loins miss at lease 1 Extra Point then I WIN!! That is called a LOCK bro! EASY MONEY! Hell I allready spended halve of it buying booze today! GET TORE UP BRO!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 7, 2023 20:44:08 GMT -5
And Mehomes al lready throw a touch down! I AM ALLREADY HALVEWAY THERE BAYBAY!!
Time for MORE YAGERMINSTER SHO(TS!! !
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 11, 2023 9:24:09 GMT -5
WOW!! COW BOYS!! We are the BEST in the WORLD now! Everone was all talking about how Ginats would slotter us well NOW who got slottered huh! WE slottered THEM! 40 to ZEROE! YESSSS HAHA HA YESSS!! I betted so much on Cow Boys to win by 35 and we DID! Now I dont owe Billy Ray hardley NOTHING no more! Just the handeling fee and the betting charge but NOTHING else! From down a thousend to back to ZEROE!! WOW that is genious betting! Because I KNEW Cow Boys would totelly SLOTTER them! AND WE DId!! My gamboling System is the BEST! Just like my COW BOYS!
We are UNSTOBBILE! UNDEFFEATED! We dident get NO respect but did that stop us NO it did NOT! Cow Boys are the NORTA DAME of Nfl!
O ya geuss who is ALLSO undeffeated at foot ball! NORTA DAME thats who! Just like Cow Boys Norta Dame never gets no respect from the LAME stream media! NONE! EVER! Its all BIAS against us! Well NOW what do you say LAME streams huh?? NOW WHAT!!
FINLEY foot ball is FIXED and RIGHT! Norta Dame! Cow Boys! UNDEFFEATED! BACK! More backer then ANYONE! EVER! CHAMPS! YESSS!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 13, 2023 13:45:17 GMT -5
Do you know who is OVERRADED! Allabamma! I totelly called it that they would be overraded and NOW look! How RIGHT can one man even BE! If its ME then its VERY right thats how right!
Plus geuss who is UNDERRADED! Texass! We beated the hell out of Allabamma! That is a HUGE win! We SCHOCKED THE WORLD when we WON! Nobody beliefed in us! Nobody gave us no REPSECT! NOW lookit us! All the HATAS are CRYING so bad! Because of the JEALOUSY! Of US!
Wow bro colledge foot bal is the BEST! We all got SO MANY HOT TAKES yo! Mine are BEST!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Sept 13, 2023 13:56:08 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I believe the Duke Blue Devils are underrated. Duke defeated Clemson.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 13, 2023 14:26:30 GMT -5
Bro we talking FOOT BALL! NOT basekball! FOOT BALL! Duke foot ball might not be as much garbidge as usuel but nobody cares if they win 3 or 4 games! Enstead of 1 or 2 like usuel!
I talk about BIGTIMES teams! CHAMPION teams! Like NORTA DAME! And Texass! And Gerogia! NOT scrub teams like Duke foot ball or Northeast Upper South State or West Dekota Tech!!
I let LOOSERS talk about SCRUB teams!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 18, 2023 8:30:26 GMT -5
COW BOYS BAYBAY!! WOW what do all you HATAS say to me NOW huh!! WHEN will you people FINLEY apalogize to me for badmouthing my team! All the HATAS was ATTACKING me and my team personnelly with viscous attacks! But did I back down HELL NO! I NEVER back down on ANY THING! Its called bing LOYAL! And I am the loyallest Cow Boys fan EVER! Thats what makes Cow Boys try harder to WIN! If you think about it they are AWESOME because of ME! I desserve this undeffeated team SO BAD! FINLEY I am getting my ritefull undeffeated CHAMPION TEAM!
We are crushing EVERONE! Dax is a supperstar who is unstoppible! SO awesome! And the rest! SO many supperstars!
I am ready to except all your apalogies! Go on! Do it! Give me what I desserve! NOW!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 23, 2023 8:56:31 GMT -5
NORTA DAME!! Verse Oiho State! Its the ULLTAMITE SHOWDON!! Again! WOW nobody can stop talking about this one!! WHO WILL WIN??!!?! WHO!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 23, 2023 22:28:14 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAA WE DID IRT! WE DIFD IT! OIHO STATES BAYBAY WE WIN IT AT THE BUZZERFD JUST LIKE I KNEW WE WOULD!! YESS CHAMPS CHAMOPS CHAMPS! NORTA DAME STUPID COACH COSTED THEM THE GAME WITH STUPID CAoCHING!! I KNEW HE WOULD! That new quaterback Hardmen SUCKS! I KNEW he would CHOCKE! TOTELL CHOKEW JOB!!
OIHIO STATES BAYBAY! My Buckize = CHAMOS WE DID IT!! !
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