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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jun 13, 2021 19:14:25 GMT -5
It is that time of the year again for the Nazcars allstars game! This is when ALL the bigtimes car driving guys of the Nazcar get together and RACE their cars all arround a big track! Nobody can even wait for it! This RULZ bro! Finley we will get the matchups we all want but never usely get to see! All for the BIG CHAMPION SHIP to the winners!
Just try and emagine it!! Kenny Larsen! Kenny Bush! George Custer! Bill Eliot! Joe LaGanoe! Junier Trueaxe! Calvin Harvick! Number #5! Kenny Bush! Alex Baldwin! That other guy who had the big WRECK last year! That other guy who had the big CRASH the year beffore! Number #42! Bobby Ray Kezeloutski! Number #21! AND MORE!!
ALL racing at each other at last! Hopefully Nascar will not be a bunch of WOKE LEFTIST like the Indie 5000 when they only did the naitonal amthen ONE TIME and only had like a couple minutes for praying and never even said the PLEGE OF ALLEGIENTS even ONE TIME!! So UNFAIR! So BIASS against REAL GOOD OLE AMERCANS!! Nascar is getting too wolk so I cant watch it no more but I will give them the chance tonite because its the big ALLSTARS GAME!! FINLEY!! DONT MESS IT UP WITH DUMB WOLKENESS you dumbys!
Just get all the oldtimes HEROS out there like Da KING Pettie and Rickey Rudds and Bobby Unger and Mario Anderty and Darrell Ironhart out there to lead the plege and the praying and to throw out the first car and all like that! Then let them allstars RACE! VEROOOOOM! VEROMMM!! YES!!!!
Nascar allstars game is the BEST allstars race of all YEAR! Its even so exiting as FOOT BALL allstars game! Then right after Nba allstars game and a head of base ball borring allstars game! And you KNOW that Nascars will have the MOST wrecks out of ALL of them!! SO EPECK BRO!!
Just remeber to TURN LEFT hahaha get it!! VEROOOOM VEROMMM!!
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Post by htpatroit on Jun 28, 2021 21:27:03 GMT -5
Hello every body, my name is Hater and I am one of King A-Dawg’s best freinds and know him through our clabaraing together to basically dominate the world. I won’t get too indepth about how exactly we managed to OWN THE WEBS but the suffith it to say I’m sure you all don’t exactly find it too hard to imagine that anything The King puts his mine to doing ends up being f’ing EPIC and our work together is no acception, Another reason I’m not going to get too into weed about what we do is because I know that talking about politics is not aloud here and although this thread is an acception because it’s NASCAR thread and therefore every one who would be interested is a REAL PATROITIC AMERICAN who loves President Trump and can’t stand SNOWFALKES or cancel couture or the racist intolerance LEFT and of course OWNS THE LIBS, I still will give no endications as to what me and King Awesome Dawg’s poltical beliefs are. And while I will reveal my true identity as the Wingman-elect of The Honorable Representative Matthew Gaetz, Stonecold Playa from Florida, that doesn’t necessarily mean I am partial to one party or the other. I could be a ultra Conservative PATROITiC Republican or a looser ass Libtard SoCalist woke Commie Birkanstop wearing Prius driving soysucking Democrat, or even a looser toole Left wing America hating Independant. I’m not gonna fall into your globolist trap and let you lable me or my brother King Awesom Dawg because I am just two smart for that, which should have been exactly who you expected to find here when you clicked on a NASCAR threat because there ain’t no decent race tracks in Manhatten or Hollywood or the crime enfested birthplace of Kenyan first President to ever never really have been President because he wasn’t born on a birth certificate in America, Barrack OBAMMA’s hellscape, the Wendy City, Chicago. You only find NASCAR caliber tracks in REAL AMERICA, good ol’ Dixie Land, the place where people still have morales, THE CONFEDRACY, aka THE SOUTH! There ain’t no descent up standing Yankee hating PATROITS in NEw York City or Taxachusetts! Elizabeth Warrant & her evil genius boyfriend Mike Dukakis ran the last decent Bostoniun Scott Brown out of town, and in NY, the only guy who isn’t a total Nazi SoCalist woke ass cancel-fruit is Curtiss Sliva, now that President Trump has chosen to spend his summer vacation at Marralaggo in the great state of Florida. I think I got my point across even to those of you who aren’t as entelligence as me and King Awesome Dawg, which I’m sure is every single one of you. To those of you who don’t already know about my work, You are welcome!- you are in for a real treat and you’re also going to learn a few things. I am a young, white, buff, hansome, virill, skilled, single, infromed, self-educated Christian man and retired professional athelte who now makes a living as a karate instructor(sensay) to SEAL Team Six. I enjoy coaching Little League, protesting against counterprotesters like Antifa & BML, and I also volunteer my time helping supermodels learn how to make out, and soon will be sworn in as the new Wingman to America’s Congressman, Rep. Matt Gaetz(so it goes without saying I am Venmo and CashApp-proficient and love to party and smash monster rails). If any of you would like to know more, please leave a message below and I will get back to you at my convenience. God belss!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jun 28, 2021 22:30:06 GMT -5
WOW good posting bro! Thank you for youre service!
Why cant the rest of yous be SMART like this guy! Come on you could do it if you just TRY! I dont care what every body else says about you! You can do it!
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Post by htpatroit on Jul 28, 2021 9:42:49 GMT -5
Well it looks like I shut up any challangers to my supreamacy as the number two(2) head honcho on this board after my good friend KING AWESOME DAWG! I didn’t think anyone was gonna step up an take me on after that epic post but I hoped someone would so I could make an axample out of them. Allas, none of you have the cowhonies to take on a SENSAY karate teacher for SEAL TEAM SIX who rides along on missions when I’m worried my students might be harmed- although they don’t get it right in the movie with Chet Haze’s dad in it, the truth is I am the one who snipered “I’m the captain now!” while my SEAL Team Six buddies shot other Kenyans and none of us hit Tom Hanks Haze. And I also came up with the idea of wasting all those pirates when the US military brass wanted to pay them ransom. Well I’m glad to be the number two to KING AWESOME DAWG here just like he is my number two on my website called Twitter.com . You all should check it out some time King AWESOME DAWG and I are doing great things with out PATROIT POSSEE, basically keeping the Libs at bay until President Trump retakes his Presidentcy in a few days. Okay that’s all as you were GOD BELSS
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 28, 2021 10:47:08 GMT -5
Wow you totelly pawned all of them! I figured they would be too scarred to try and get into a burn battle verse you bro!
You made a type-o up there where you sayed I was youre nuber #2 on the twitter! Whops you typed that wrong oviously I am the number #1 there out of EVERY ONE! You must of meant you was my #2! Oviously! You should be carful to not make type-os in you typing it can cause people to miss understand!
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