Post by King Awesome Dawg! on May 13, 2020 9:12:00 GMT -5
Trust me bro DONT DO IT YOUR SELVE! You probaly like everboddy and gone CRASZY from all our FREE DOMS being tooken a way by the librels and we cant even get a hair cut!! We all like wild aminals gone CRASZY yo!! But trust me yo DONT DO IT YOUR SELVE!!!
Dawgfood went and took sissors and a bowel and try and cut his owen hair and it went BAD bro!! He cut like halve of it off on the one side but then none on the other and he got a bunch all sticking up and like big pathes of nothing!! HAHHAAH it is the funnyest thing you every even seen yo!!
Lucky for him he is uggly and noboddy want to get with him so noboddy cares that his hair look like a horrable rats MESS!! He can just keep his cammo hat on over it all and noboddy will even care!!
Pew he is LUCKY!! Not me tho I got a LOT of people care how I look yo!! I got to keep my hair looking GOOD!! Short up the front but long and WILD in the back!! Like a REAL man!! PLuss a baddass mustash that them girls LOVE to kiss on!! Thats how I role and I would never hear the end of it from the old ball and chain and my girlfreinds and my side peice and the girls down to da clubb if I ever went arround with a hair cut like Dawgfoods!! I wouldent NEVER get none!! That would SUCK so BAD bro!!
So let that be a lessen to you Cheesze bro!! DONT give youselve a hair cut!! Go find some girl who work at a beuty parler and pay her some money under the tables to cut it RIGHT!!
And if you SMaRT then you can totelly hook up and SCORE!! You know them beuty parler girls all WANT it they spend all day with they hands in peoples hairs and it puts IDEARS in to they heads!! Now with this craszy new virrus from Chinna and they cant run they fingers thru everboddys hair no more and they got to stay all couped up in side all day they all probaly gone CRASZY from wanting it! Trust me bro!! You can buss a move when you over there just getting you hair cut!!! HAHAHA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BRO!! Totelly!!
Post by King Awesome Dawg! on May 13, 2020 23:09:29 GMT -5
Damn bro not no cases for six days that is a long time to go with out dranking!! I usely drank up a case ever week at lease!! You must be gone craszy to not drank that long!! Damn bro I fell bad for you I will go and drank some more beers for you right now bro!! Here is to you Cheesze head poor guy cant even get no beers!! Dont worry I will drink them FOR you bro!! Be cause we best freinds!! I allways have a drink for my freinds who cant be cause I am so nice and such a good freind!!
No need to thank on me for it thats just how I role bro!! I am gone to go get a nother one right now! Yum dranking tastes GOOD and getting tore up!!
--------------------- FAKE NEWS!! WHICH HUNT!! LIBREL LIES!! WHAT ABOUT HILLERY!!!
I am The King of this Massage Board and it RULEZ!!! They use to call me Bandwagon Boy now they call me KING AWESOME DAWG!