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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 13, 2020 15:16:11 GMT -5
Everone been missing the Naszcar so BAD but dont worry its allmost BACK baybay!! Its allmost DAYTONIA DAY bro!! Time to start getting TORE UP to get ready for it yo!!
I seen on the news how Rickey Henhouse win the warm up race for the pole!! That is a GOOD thing to do I know all about the Naszcar and trust me bra you want to get that pole!! If you got the pole then they let you get a head start on everboddy eltse!! It dont seem fair but thats how they do!!
But dont sleep on the under dawg Kile Bush bro!! All the hatas hate on him but I am telling you he is GOOD at drivving real fast!! I wouldent be suprise to see him pull the big UPSETT and win the race!! Call me craszy!! I dont even care bro!! This Bush is THAT GOOD!! But dont get tricked be cause he got a brother Curtis who AINT so good at drivving real fast!! So ONE Bush is good but the second one SUCKS bro!! Dont get FOOLED like a FOOLE!!
Annyways the point is how noboddy can even wait for Daytonia Day and everone is so glad its FINLEY allmost here!! Its allmost like a hollyday this week end ITS CALLED DAYTONIA DAY!! YESSSS!!!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Feb 13, 2020 20:02:08 GMT -5
Bandwagon Boy:
I am not interested in watching cars drive around in circles.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 14, 2020 0:01:09 GMT -5
Ya I figgured you wouldent be abel to under stand it!! You got to be a REAL MAN who knows about CARS to be smart enough to like the Naszcar!! You got to know all about carburaters and stink shifts and pealing out and doing donuts and big engenes and tires and how fast do it do in the qarter mile and all like that! Its real complecaded!!
Whoosy colledge boys and little old laddys wouldent NEVER be abel to figgure it out!! Its not for yous its for REAL MEN!! Like ME!! VEROOOM VEROOOM VEROOOM that is the sound of a race car gone REAL FAST!! VEROOOM VEROOMO VEROOOM!!
They is a LOT of us REAL MEN arround whitch is why they should make a HOLLYDAY this week end for the Daytonia Day!! My theroy is how everboddy gets all TORE UP to wath the big race!! So the NEXT day aught to be a hollyday ITS CALLED COMMEN SINCE!! Plus allso sense I figgured out this plan I allso seen how this week end is the Nba allstars game!! SO ITS PERFECT! Make it a hollyday you dumb moran congaress LOOSERS!! Everboddy need a gotdamn DAY OFF onsce in a while I work my figners to the BONES all the damn time WHERE IS MY HOLLYDAY!! WHERE IS IT!! We aint had a damn hollyday sense way back to New year eaves!! Thats months and months aggo! When do I ever get a gotdamn BRAKE NEVER thats when!! UNREAL!!
Us hardworking REAL MEN need our ritefull hollyday this weekend!! If I had a job I wouldent even go in on the next day I would bang out sick!! Why not!! Its only fair!! But of course I dont GET a gotdamn hollyday NEVER now because of my tradjick carpool tunnels that hurt so BAD I cant go to work a job so that means I NEVER get a hollyday!! NEVER!! HOW IS THAT FAIR!! IT AINT!!
So typecal why am I allways the only VICTEM!! WHY WHY WHY!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 16, 2020 19:22:41 GMT -5
GOTDMMIT ARE YOU KITTING ME!! CANSCELLED!! WHAT THE HELL THIS IS BULLCRAP!! UNREAL!
I PLANED ON THIS GOTDAMN RACE!! I BEEN GETTING TORE UP ALL GOTDAMN DAY!! FOR WHAT!! NOTHING!! UNREAL!!
A little RAIN who CARES!! GET OUT THERE AND DRIVE YOU BAYBAYS!! That is what they give you wind sheild wippers for YOU BAYBAYS!!
I cant even belief they aint drivving in a little RAIN!! I DRIVE IN THE GOTDAMN RAIN ALL THE TIME!! Let ME race I would win NO PORBALEM verse these WHUSSES!! BAYBAYS!! GET OUT THERE!
Did you notisce how OUR LEADER the Grate Doneld K Trunp SIr was out there drivving HE dident care he is BRAVE and TOUGH and a REAL MAN!! ITS CALLED TOUgHNISS!!
These librel LOOSER drivvers are all BAYBAYS!! FIRRE THEM ALL!! Put in some more REAL MEN!! Let like ME and OUR PRESDENT and Stone Cold and Rock and Jayjay Watts and Coach Kay and all the REAL MEN drive them cars WE dont care!! WE aint scarred!! WE can drive in the gotdamn RAIN!!
This SUCKS bro!! SUCKS!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 14, 2021 16:43:24 GMT -5
THIS TIME its NOT cancelled! Cram that one libs youre cancell cultures FAILED this time!! DAYTONIA DAY BAYBAY!!
Ricky Bowmen got on the pole! But they is allso a lot of other good car drivers there! Ricky Newmen and Calvin Harvick and Jonny Laguna and Curt Ray Bush and Ricky Bush and Kyle Ray Bush and Marvin Trueax and Trickle!
O NO A WRECK ALLREADY!! WOW it was a GOOD one! BOOOOOOOM!! WOW!! Chris Bell and Al Milora and Ricky Newmen and Ricky Bowmen too!! WOW!!
And now a damn RED flag! What the hell is this bro!!
SO MUCH DRAMMA!! GO NASZCAR GO!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 15, 2021 12:03:46 GMT -5
FINLEY they came back! And Malcom Macdowall WINS!! WOW NOBODY thoughut he could do it exscept me! He did a GENIOUS move where he let all them other cars CRASH in to eachother then he drived FIRST across the Finnish Line! TO WIN!! GENIOUS!!
Jonny Laguna and Ricky Keyslooski CRAsHED UP and allso cracked up Kyle Ray Bush!! BOOOOOM!!! And Macdowall just drive right passed them SO SMART!! SO EXITING!! YESSS!!
SO EPECK yo!! SO MANNY hours of Daytonia! This is why everbody loves Naszcar so bad bro! YESSS!!! Macdowall CHAmP I CALLED IT!
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