Well Billy Ray is out on a delvery so I dont have time to wait arround for him so I will make this myself I have been in courts of law manny times and so I am very wise and smart about law things so it will be easy trust me!!
Term and Servince Agreemint of this awesome massage board! Which is MINE!! Dont worry about reading it too close it is just very basic and simple terns of servants thing that everone has to sign it is just some leagel munbojunbo dont even worry about it just hit reply and say YES and that means you agree!! NO TAKE BACKS!!! So anyways here it is the munbojunbo!
1. The party of the first party who is named from now on! In the vourseof human events there will be! # This service plan protects remote control products which fall into the following categories: Color LCD remotes, Touch screens, Smart home remotes, IR repeaters/extenders.
# 100% comprehensive parts and labor coverage
# 12,000 nationwide authorized service centers
# Zero deductible
# Convenient toll-free 800 number
I agree that I will not be a JERK on here!! I wont sassmouth the BOSS of this page! Which is King Awesome Dawg Man! [Bandwagon Boy is olden name which is still here! But you know who I mean! ME!) I will not backsass King Awesome Dawg and will do whatever he say!
B. YahThis massage board! provides users with access to a rich collection of resources, including various communications tools, forums, shopping services, search services, personalized content and branded programming through its network of properties which may be accessed through any various medium or device now known or hereafter developed (the "Service"). You also understand and agree that the Service may include advertisements and that these advertisements are necessary for Yahoo! to provide the Service. You also understand and agree that the Service may include certain communications from Yahoo!, such as service announcements, administrative messages and the Yahoo! Newsletter, and that these communications are considered part of Yahoo! membership and you will not be able to opt out of receiving them. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, any new features that augment or enhance the current Service, including the release of new Yahoo! properties, shall be subject to the TOS. You understand and agree that the Service is provided "AS-IS" and that Yahoo! assumes no responsibility for the timeliness, deletion, mis-delivery or failure to store any user communications or personalization settings.
I will NEVER EVER sue King Awesome Dawg Man for anything ever! No matter what!! If I lie and go back on this then I give King Awesome Dawg Man the right to punch me right in the face! No fake!! And I wont even hit him back or get mad! And then his laywer who is very good and allways WINS can sue ME for being a big LIER and JERK!! And King Awesome Dawg can take all my money!! Thats what I get for being such a LIER!!
C. Blahb;ahblahblahblahblahblahblah leagel munbojumboblahblahblah etc ect ect etcet!
3. I will never make any money offen this massage board for anything!! All the money from here bellongs to King Awesome Dawg!! I will allways PAY him the money ever time I go onto the Preemeum page!!! And will pay all the money I allready OWE him for all the times I been on there!!
3. I hate Duke foot ball! They are WORST team of all times!! They SUCK and blow at foot ball! They are bad at it!!
4. King Awesome Dawg has the right to take anything I put up onto here and tell everone that it was all HIS idear in the first place! Come on you know it was annyways!! So he can say it!! And when he gets RICH he gets to keep all the money and bling he ERNED offen this massage board!!!!
5. Annyone who wont sign the Term and Service agreement is a big fat JERK and a LOOSER who needs to CRAM IT and will be banned offen here FOREVeR!! I HAVE SPOKKEN!!
5. Seriousley I will NEVER sue King Awesome Dawg for ANNYTHING EVER!! NO WAY HOSEA!! This PROOVES it!!
6. Other complecated stuff blah blah blah etc ect etc! And soforth and so on until the end of all times ever!
So there you go that is just some leagel stuff dont even read it its very complecated and you dont want to waste you time reading it you wouldent understand it anyways just go ahead and hit reply and type YES!! And then you wont get banned!!! DO IT!!