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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 22, 2015 11:53:06 GMT -5
The big movies play offs are TONITE!! Noboddy can even stop talking about it! FINLEY this time they got a GOOD movie to give the champion trophey to! AMERCAN SNIPPER is the BEST movie of alltimes that is about snippers! AMERCAN ones!
Snippers are army men who KILL everone! BOOOOOM! So you know this movie RULZ bro! The AMERCAN army man goes and KILLS all kind of bad guys! AND AMERCA WINS!! Why cant they be more movies like this one that is full of FACTS and is GOOD! All them other movies they try to put up for a awarad look DUMB as HELL! I dont got time to look at that bullcrap! A movie about a foreing motell who the hell wouold even go and wath that! And then one about a Boy! SO BORRING I AM FALLING TO SLEEP EVEN TYPENG THAT zzzzzzz that is the sound of me falling to sleep! HAHAHA!! And then one about a guy who is a BIRD! WHAT!! Who the hell even thinks up these dumb MORAN movies and then trys and give them a AWARD! For THAT! UNREAL! What a bunch of NONSINCE!
Allso it is a BAD jipp that Exspandabels 4 dident even get put up for a awarad! It is to GOOD for the WERDOS in WERDO WOOD! That is my knick name for Holywood I call it WERDO wood be cause they is so manny WERDOS up there!
This Oscer guy hardley never pickes the RIGHT movies for the playoffs but at lease THIS time he picked ONE good one! So AMERCAN SNIPPER better WIN! Or eltse it is all CHEATING by the LIBREL MEDEA to save OBAMMA they BOY FREIND! TYPECA!L
Well we will see if it is FAIR or if it is more CHEATING! May be if he gets riped off and doesent even win then the Amercan Snipper will shot the head right offen that trophey of the naked gold guy BOOOOOM! That would teach them all a lesseon for onsce! Hahaha that would be so FUNNY! DO IT!! YESSSSS!! BOOOOOOM!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 23, 2015 8:56:08 GMT -5
BOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO! UNREAL WHAT A JIPP! They dident even let Amercan Snipper win! What a bunch of dirtay CHEATING! This Oscer guy is worser then even the REFFS with all his cheating! I wander why he dont even show his face on the Tv huh why! TOO YELLA because of his cheating pickings! That is why! UNREAL!
BOOOOOOOOOO!! BOOOOOOOOO!! Amercan Snipper got riped off so BAD! I am DONE with these dumb Oscers awards for the rest of the year! NO MORE! Bird Guy for best movie COME ON!! They hardley isent NO action or killing in it at all you can even tell just from the preeveiws! It had Bat Man in it but they dident even let him punch noboddy unreal how dumb is that! Amercan Snipper is WAY better and should of won OVIOUSLY! DER!
SUck it Oscer you suck!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 24, 2019 22:27:26 GMT -5
Well they got the Oscers awarads again! As USUEL they got all the WRONG movies!! For Best Movie they should of did Jurasick Parks 6 The Next One! And the Amazeables the cartopn about the supper heroe famly that everboddy loves!! And OVIOUSLY Avgenders Part 7 Ifnity War!! That is the BEST movie of ALLTIMES!! But NO!! This moran Oscer guy dident even nomunate it even ONE time!! WHY does this MORAN get to vote for all the movie awarads he dont know a gotdamn thing about movies!! That is like letting like KILLERY CLINTEN vote for Best Presdent!! That would be a DESGRASCE she knows LESS about it then ANNYBODDY! This Oscer guy is the same thing he dont know a gotdamn thing about movies but they let HIM pick the winners!! UNREAL!!
At lease they got Black Pathner out there for a chance to win!! At lease that is ONE good movie!! WHERE THE HELL ARE THE REST OF THEM!! Get rid of all these WERDO movies that noboddy ever even seen and everboddy HATES and give some ritefull awarads to the GOOD movies!!
Like Anvegers Ifnity War!! Amazeballs!! Spiddermen 12 in the Spidder Verse! Black Pathner!! Ant Guy and Bug Girl! Inpossible MIstion Fallback!! Jurrasick Park 7!! Death Pool 3!! THE GOOD MOVIES! Not these scrubby LOOSER movies!! BOOOOO! BOOO!! They need to finley FIRRE this Oscer guy Fire him and give ME the job I will fixx up EVERTHING!! DO IT!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 25, 2019 9:45:57 GMT -5
These awarads SUCK but at lease the Green Miles winned! It was a nice movie about how the cool guy teaches the black guy how to live! It was kind of borring and they wasent no explotions or killings or hot girls or supper heros or nothing but at lease it made commen SINCE and at lease it wasent some DUMB WERDO DUMB thing like all the others!! I will have to go and see it now that it winned the champion ship of ALL!!
Did you see that little rascest JERK Spite Lee ATTACK OUR LEADER with his viscous LIES!! UNREAL!! He needs to get LOCKED UP!! Why aint he in the JAIL sense everone knows he is a RACEST!! Just lookit him you can tell he is a bigtimes REVERSE RACEST who HATES the whites!! And our PRESDENT!! But NO the librels all LOVE him and his revserve racest JUNK!! How come he can come onto the Tv and say he wants to murter all the whites and NOTHING HAPPENS but ever time someboddy on the tweeter goes a little too strong on the OTHER races they get BANNED and ATTACKED and the librels STEAL they FREE SPEACH!! THAT IS CALLED A DOUBLE STANDER!! ITS NOT FAIR!!
I am not like you people I am AGAINST all racests!! Even the RESERVE RACESTS like little Spite Lee! Everone knows how reserve raceism is even WORSER then the reguler kind!! But the librels LOVE it!! NOT ME!! I AM AGAINST IT!! I dont even care who knows it!! I aint scarred to speak up my mined and shoot from my lipps and take a stan and do the RIGHT thing and be AGAINST ALL RACSEM!! I made up this saying and it goes like this ALL LIFES MATTER!! ALL!! Not just onley the black lifes like the reserve racests allways say!!! ALL!! ALL is better then just ONE!! That is just math!! You cant argue verse figgures!! ALL!! ALL LIFES MATTER!! ALL!!
So that is why the Green Miles was the BEST movie!! Out of the ones they put up for nominadding!! Not counting all the BETTER ones they dident!! Like Avnegers Inftiny Wars and Jurrasick Parks 7 the Next One and all the rest that SHOULD OF winned all the awarads but this Oscer moran is too damn DUMB to do it!!
WERDO WOOD!! ITS SO WERD AND DAMN DUMB!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 10, 2020 14:29:45 GMT -5
YESS FINLEY the Tv playoffs for the movies CHAMPION SHIPS is BACK! I call it the Oscers awarads!! Oscer is the knickname I made up for that guy who envented Tv!
Annyways ever year the Oscers playoffs come on for the BEST moveis and Tv shows of ALLTIMES! And they allways MESS IT UP!! Ever time!! First it was too much polticks of LIBRELS out of CONTROLL! Then it was too much reverse rascesm of reserve racests like that little Spite Lee guy!! Then they never sport OUR TROOPS and allways badmouth them and call all kind of mean names on them!! And then ever time they ALLWAYS pick the WRONG movies!! Its suppost to be BEST movies not WORSE movies you dumb WERDO WOOD looser Oscer!! They need to FIRE that Oscer guy and let some one SMART make up all these awarads!! Its getting even WORSER and MORE redinkuluous then EVER!!
This time he give the award to a FOREING movie!! WHAT THE HELL! That is a DESGRASCE these WERDO WOOD CRASZY LIBRELS are more out of they mineds then EVER!! NOBODDY WANT TO SEE A GOTDAMN FOREIGN MOVIE!! The words are all like bla bla bal bla!!! A bunch of NONSINCE!!! They put up them stubtittle words on the pitchure but you got to READ them!! What the hell am I some kind of READING looser!! NO I AM NOT!! I dont wath a movie to READ it!! If I wanted to READ I would go and buy a damn BOOK and read it BUT I DONT WANT TO DO THAT!!
Reading is BORRING and DUMB and for nurds and pondexters!! I look at a movie to RELLAX not to make my head hurt from starring at a bunch of gotdamn WORDS!! But this MORAN Oscer choosed some WERDO FOREING movie to give all the awarads to!! ITS POLTICAL CORRECTNISS OUT OF CONTROLL!! Why cant they make ONE gotdamn movie ONE time about a AMERCAN!! But NO its allways these WERDO movies about FOREINGERS who are so damn DUMB they cant even speak ENGLESH!! You want to show you movie in AMERCA then you talk ENGLESH!! Case CLOSE!!
I am so SICKENTIRRED of these ungreatfull FOREINGERS comming to ARE COUNTREY and talking some dumb WERDO languidge that noboddy can under stand and taking all our JOBBS and getting all on WELLFARE!!! TALK ENGLESH OR GO HOME its the LAW in the consituton!! Follow the LAW or you a CRIMINOLE that is just COMMEN SINCE!! But NO they dont do it and what does Oscer do HE GIVES THEM A AWARAD!! Can you even belief it!! What is NEXT!! Awards for the terristes!! Probaly!!
Why dident BEST MOVIE awarad go to Star Track 9 the Finale Starrwalker!! Or Jocker!! Or Avegners!! Or that other GOOD one with the guy fighting the BAD guys and he had to kill them to save everone and it look like he was gone to FAIL but then at the end he did a trick and he DIDENT fail he WON!! And the bad guys blowed up in the big explotion and the good guy got the HOT girl and he made like a smart commint at the end that was real funny and everone laugh!! But then at the VERY end they was like a extra part and the BAD guys were gone to get to gether a gain and try a gain!! SO you KNOW they will be a squeal of this movie next year and then a nother one to make it a trillobyte which is a Holy Wood word that means 3 movies!! What the hell was that movie called I think it was Danger Fight or Kickpunchers 5 the Finale Battle or Exsessive Force!
Some thing like that annyways the point is it totelly RULLED!! But did Oscer give it its ritefull awarad NO HE DID NOT!! SO TYPECAL!! And so damn DUMB!!
At lease they let the great Emminam come on and do some hiphopping!! He RULLED as usuel they should of give HIM a Oscer awarad for Best Most Baddass Wrapper of ALLTIMES!! But did they even do THAT much NO they did not!! Its UNREAL how dumb and bad these WERDO WOOD librels are!! They get EVERTHING wrong!! That is why I am cutting WAY down on all the movies I go to!! I probaly will only go onsce or twice a week now and NO more!! And NO gotdamn FOREING movies and no gotdamn READING movies!! NONE!! I have HAD it with Oscer and his WERDO freinds!! NO MORE!! Cram it!!
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Post by baddass on Feb 10, 2020 14:37:08 GMT -5
For a guy who hates reading, you sure do write alot.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 10, 2020 15:23:55 GMT -5
Ya bro you know it ITS CALLED HARD WORK!! Thank you for the complemint!! I do so much HARD WORK WAY MORE then ANNYBODDY eltse!! I would just make up a vidio ever time I go on to here enstead of doing all this hard work of typeng but then you got to figgure out how to make the video go from the phone up on to the web site its real hard and complecaded I aint got time to do all that no way its just easyer to type it!!
So I type untell my figners allmost BLEED with BLOOD!! And my hand get all soar from all my carpool tunnel!! It HURTS bro! HURTS BAD!! But I do it annyways be cause I work so much harder then annyboddy eltse!! But do you ever hear ME complane!! NO!! ITS CALLED TOUGHNISSS!!
This Oscer looser could take a lessen from ME and learn about HARD WORK for onsce in his laszy live!! No wander his pickings for awarads are so BAD!! Laszy!! You can tell just by looking at what he picks!! Sad!!
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Post by baddass on Feb 10, 2020 15:43:34 GMT -5
Who has time for reading? NO ONE.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 10, 2020 16:01:55 GMT -5
Ya you called it bra!! NOBODDY!!
Read!! Ya RIGHT! Like a chunp NURD!! I aint no pondexter bro I am a baddass rebbel and if i dont want to read then I WONT read nothign!! I do what I want! Not them!! They cant make me!! ITS CALLED BEING A REBBEL!!
Yo bro what was the name of that AWESOME movie I was talking about beffore!! You know that one what is it bra!! Is it Exsessive Force 3! I think that was it but they spelt it like this XSV 4s3! I think! Some thing like that!! Remeber that one it RULLED!! But did Oscer give it the award NO HE DID NOT!! So typecal!
Yo I dont even care if this Oscer envented Tv or not he need to get FIRRED!! Put ME up for that job bro!! I would fixx everthing!! Could you even emagine how EPECK it would be if they firred that Iooser and put ME up in his place!! I would totelly FIXX all the probalems Oscer made!! EASY!!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Feb 10, 2020 17:27:12 GMT -5
BadAss:
I read the Bible.
Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 10, 2020 20:11:18 GMT -5
Wow Grany thats sad you aint even finnish reading the bibbel by now when you a thousend years old what is taking you so long!!
I readed it way back when I use to had to go to church that winter when when my mamma was going with a preacher man!! Trust me yo its BORRING!! SO DAMN BORRING!!
Its all bla bla Himmham begathed to Missouthelah and Missoulutha begathed to sanit Cruscifer who lay with a unclean girl and totally scoored with her!! But that is bad for some WERD reason so then the jesus was all like Yo bro check youselve you not suppost to role like that trust me bra I would totelly score with ALL hot girls if I wanted to role like that and then Mozes went up to Binzbaffaly and to the Jirousallem and slinged a rock at the head of the sinners and bla bla bla!! SO DAMN BORRING!
Lucky for ME I readed it WAY back a millon years aggo so I know it all by hart and I dont got to read it NO more!!
You need to hurray up and finnish that bibble Grany beffore you croak!!
Here I will help you SPOLIER ALERT he come back to live and floated up to outer space!! And then later everthing gets all blowed up to HELL except us GOOD ones!!
The end!! Youre wellcome!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 11, 2020 13:36:19 GMT -5
WAIT this foreing movie they give the awarad too is Paradise!! I remeber that movie!! It wasent FOREING you dumb Oscer!! ITS AMERCAN!! DER!! They aint no stubtiles to look at its in AMERCAN!!
Why is everone so damn IGNORENT exscept ME!!
Lookit I even found the commertial for it!! It was ePECK bro!! 3d!! Craszy killer monsters in everones GUTTS!! So cool!!
Remeber that movie no wander it winned the awarad!! Its got Demmy Monroe the HOT girl!! And its got the bad guys the Merchints who tooked over everthing and put out these craszy Alian bug monsters that go in to everones GUTTS and then BUST out with big bitey TEETH!!
The sceintist guy trys and stop them but they send this merchint guy Wolve after him!! Then a bunch of lowlive red neck hobbos mugg him and steal the bug monster!! But then they team up and FIGHT verse the alian bug monster and they trick Wolve and get him to eat it and then they blow him AND the bug monster in a big explotion BOOOOOM!! Right in 3d yo!! That wins the war and then you know Demmy and the sceintist gone to totelly hook up!!
That was a GOOD movie bro!! The spetial affects wasent that great but it was from olden days so what do you want!! They should of got Demmy all naked you know she likes that but they dident!! And they should of had more fighting and killing beffore the big ending but even still it was pretty good yo!! No wander Oscer liked it!! May be he aint so gotdamn DUMB after all!!
But STILL they should of give the awarad to a good NEW movie!! Like Avegners or Star Track or some thing!! Them got WAY better spetial affects then Paradise!! But at lease the librel medeas was WRONG AGAIN AS USUEL when they were all like its a foreing movie from foreingers!! NO ITS NOT YOU DUMBYS ITS RIGHT THERE IN ENGLESH!!
Some people are so damn DUMB!!
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Post by CHEESE on Feb 20, 2020 21:59:06 GMT -5
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 20, 2020 23:04:26 GMT -5
Ya he is totelly right!! FINLEY we got a Presdent who is BRAVE enough to say how WERDO WOOD SUCKS!! Bout time some one was BRAVE and sayed how the movies suck!! Noboddy eltse would but HE aint scarred! ITS CALLED LEADER SHIP!!
WOW now that is a GOOD PRESDENT!! We are ALL so lucky to have him for presdent!! Everone out there you need to get up offen you laszy ass and SALLUTE him!! He is our LEADER!! They call him COMMANDER OF CHIEFS!! So you SALLUTE him NOW!! Show some pride for onsce in you live!! Ether you a PATRIAT and you SALLUTE our leader or eltse you a CROOK and a COMMY who HATES AMERCA!! LIKE EVERONE IN WERDO WOOD like Oscer with his dumb awarads!!
SALLUTE HIM NOW!! DAMMIT!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 13, 2023 8:55:03 GMT -5
I dident see the Oscars Awarads this time! TOO WOKE!!
Who did Fresh Prince slap this time!! I hope he slap some one real hard this time!! BOOOOM!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 10, 2024 19:03:27 GMT -5
Hey Oscer is giving out his WOKE awarads this year! I dont watch his show ever sense he went WOKE! Lucky for ever one I got my OWN awarads for Best Movies! My King Awesome Movie Awarad CHAMPION SHIPs will kick Oscers ASS and put him OUT of BUSNESS!!!
I been thinking HARD about these awarads all after noon! I did a lot of hard work and crutched all kind of nubers and satistics!! My damn fingers are soare from typeng all the FACTS in to my claclulater!!! But dont worry I dident QUIT I did all the hard work to make the King Awesome Movie Awarad CHAMPION SHIPs! You just look right HERE for the BEST movies and DONT waist your time looking at Oscers DUMB WOKE Awarads! The REAL ones are right HERE bro!
And the King Awesome Movie Awarad CHAMPION SHIPs for best acting guy! Give me that envelop now! It IS! Danish Dasoouser in 20000 Mules!! This is the EPECK movie that tells all about how the damn WOKES STOLE the electon from Our Presdent! Its ALL right there in the movie! Do Your Own Research and watch this movie a few times! You will see the REAL FACTS that all true Patriats believe in!
Danish was REAL good in this movie! He explained all the Seceret Tricks the Dirty Demms did!! He was WAY better at Acting then any of those Leftist that got awarads from Woke Oscer!!
WAY!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 10, 2024 19:05:03 GMT -5
Now the King Awesome Movie Awarad CHAMPION SHIPs for Hottest Acting Girl! Give me that envelop PLEASE!! The winner IS!! Elma Stones! She is the HOT girl in that movie The Poor Ones! She gets NAKED in that bro! SO NAKED! She WANTS it!! Its worth sitting thru that dumbass movie just to see her GET IT!! NAKED!! AND NUDE BRO! FOR REAL!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 10, 2024 19:05:11 GMT -5
Now the King Awesome Movie Awarad CHAMPION SHIPs award for Best Movie! Yo gove me that envelop please yo! The WINNER is!!
NOPE! NOT BARBY!! Too damn WOKE! And NOT Gardains of the Glaxies! Too LONG and borring! Not enough KILLING!! And NOT Antman and Bug Girl 3 the Quantamnixing or Willie Wonky or even Indana Johnson the Temple of Dooms 5 the Trial of Density!! NONE of those!! WHAT IS IT!? YOU DONT KNOW!! You are dying to know i bet!!
THE BEST!
CHAMPION!
MOVIE!!
OF THE YEAR!
IS!
SUPPER MARO BROTHERS!!! It was SO epeck bro!! Maro totelly MURTERS Browser!! And then him and Louie G team up to totelly CRUSH the Krupas! SO EPECK!! Its like if a vidio game came to LIFE and it was a MOVIE!! It totelly blows my MINED bro! Plus it was FUNNY too!
LETS A GO!! YOU JUST GOT A LOUIE G!!!
Hahaha LOLLL!!! Best movie!!
So there are the REAL good movie awarads! The ONLY ones any boddy should even look at!!
YOUR WELLCOME!!
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