Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 31, 2015 10:54:46 GMT -5
IT IS ALLMOST TIME FOR THE BIGEST HOLYDAY OF THE YEAR THE SUPPER BOWEL!! YESSSS everone been waiding all year for it and now its allmost here! FINLEY! EPECK!!
It looks like they gone to let the CHEATriats play o well it dont matter annyways Seaddle can handel them no probalem! It will oviously be a real exiting game be cause ALL Supper Bowels are real exiting! How couldnet they be with all the ACTION and EXITEMENT and CELBRETYS and FOOT BALL and everone getting so TORE UP! That sounds like the BEST thing of alltimes ever and it IS bro!
It is the day beffore so that means it is very importent to get everthing ready for the big day! I allready made up my list for the old ball and chain to go and get me! You know I take this big game very serious! I do not mess arround! I allready got it all planned out for all of what I am gone to be dranking and eating you got to make a plan or eltse you will be like a looser who dont even get tore up the right way for the bigest game of the whole wide YEAR!
First tonite I will need to start out with a bunch of Mikes Lemminade to get my PREGAME on! I am a EXPERT of foot ball so everone need my onpinoin on the big game so I need to set there and studyy up all the satistics and find the latest news and incite! I got to look at the espnn.com AND allso nfl.com and even some MORE websites to get all the insider sorces and FACTS! It is called RE SERCH and it is why us EXPERT reporters got the BEST facts of ALL! It sound pretty borring to just set there and lookit a bunch of satistics but that is what the Mikes Lemminades is for DER! Pluss I allways put my commints in the commint parts to fire up some burns and pawnings of the LOOSERS that go there and try to talk junk! I dont set for none of that ignorent talk so I like to go there and set people STRAIT and teach them lessens with my BAWLER commints!
So I will probaly spend LOTS of time tonite on that pregamming and re serch beffore I get out to da club! That is when the REAL partay start! Everone want to partay and go CRASZY the night beffore the big holyday! That means girls want it so bad bro it is like the BEST clubing nite of the year exscept for New Year eaves!
Then it will be the BIG DAY! FINLEY! I will be too exited to even sleep so I will be up and at that computer by the crack of noon or one may be to bust out more commints and find more braking news from my sorces at them web sites! It is allso time to start the REAL partay! Supper Bowel brekfast is all about screw drivvers whitch is votka and oringe juisce so its like breakfast drank but POWERFULL to start the big day! Pluss some paincakes and backon and eggs and frenchfrys! But dont eat too much for brekfast you got to pace youselve for the allday PARTY!
I been envited to like 40 Supper Bowel partys but I dont know if I will go to them be cause most of them arent too SERIOUSE about the GAME! They let GIRLS talk at them and everthing COME ON! I am all about FOOT BALL I cant be lisstening to some GIRL talk about who got the prettyist unaforums and all junk like that! This is the seriousest busness game of ALL YEAR! I need to focuss on the GAME! So I will probaly just have my most trustedest and smartist freinds over to my house! Like Dawgfood aint too smart on much but at lease he know to shut the HELL up when I am telling him the FACTS of the Big Game! And he usely brings lots of boosze to drank too! And Fong dont know nothing about foot ball so he dont talk too much so I can tell him all the facts too! We make a exscellent team of foot ball wathing! It is like Freinds or Gerry Sinefelt with a crew of AWESOME freinds who are all FUNNY and cool only but one of them is the GENIOUS leader who is a foot ball EXPERT!
So oviously my partay will be BAWLER and epeck with twitsed tea and whiksy and beers and what ever other awesome dranks Dawgfood brang over! And I will set out a whole bag of chips be cause nothing but the BEST for me and my freinds bro! And allso I will make my EPECK BAWLER NATCHOES for the game whitch is the baddassest foot ball food of all times it is sceintefficly prooved! My seceret rescipee is all about corn chips and a whole can of cheese! And other seceret stuff like a tub of that soure creme and hallopinas and other stuff!
But the importent thing is the twominites warning! That is when we got to hurray up and get down to Shebooms in times to get there for they FREE BUFFAY at halvetime! FREE BRO! Chickin wings and chickin figners and MORE natchoes and MORE dranks from the bar and even MORE stuff! They try and get CHEAPSKATE on me and put in a new rule last year about only two plates of buffay for a person! UNREAL what abunch of chepskats! So LOOSER! But that dont stop ME bro you wouldent belief how much food I can cram onto one of them little plates and my pockits and allso Fong dont much like good food so I make him fix me up his plate two times so I can get my fair moneys worth and tech them loosers a lessen abotu what FREE BUFFAY is suppost to mean this is AMERCA and when you say FREE BUFFAY you dont make some dumbass rule of TWO LITTLE PLATES that is illeagle and UNAMERCAN and a desgrace and I wont set for it!
So annyways after the halvetime ROCKING show whitch is allways epeck and that one time even had a NAKED BOOB RIGHT IN IT no fake we got to get back to my place to finnish wathing the game! The end is the most importent thing of alltimes and I need to conscentrate on it so I swith to just some beers and maybe some Yagermister for the second halve! Everone know that the rule at MY house is for the second halve of Supper Bowel you SHUT YOU DAMN MOUTH durring the game and NO TALKING! Exscept for me to explane what the moran coaches should of did and to explane all the rules that happen and you people need a expert to explane to you why the refs messed it all up so bad! And then when the game is over if my team wins the CHAMPION SHIP OF THE WORLD whitch we allways do DER then it is time for Dawgfood to drive us all arround in his truck with the Queens singing WE ARE CHAMPS MY FREINDS blatsing out of his bawler car stero and then I can stand up in the back telling everone how MY team is CHAMPS and how I RULE and am a WINNER and chunk some bottels and stuff at sings and moran jerks peoples houses it is called CELBRATING and I am BEST in the world at it so you know it is gone to be EPECK bro!
So ovioulsy you see my EPECK plans for the BEST SUPPER BOWEL PARTAY of ALLTIMES it is the best day of all years and ever REAL Amercan cant even wait for it all to start it is allmost here it is allmost gone to start soon i cant even wait noboddy can even waait YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
It looks like they gone to let the CHEATriats play o well it dont matter annyways Seaddle can handel them no probalem! It will oviously be a real exiting game be cause ALL Supper Bowels are real exiting! How couldnet they be with all the ACTION and EXITEMENT and CELBRETYS and FOOT BALL and everone getting so TORE UP! That sounds like the BEST thing of alltimes ever and it IS bro!
It is the day beffore so that means it is very importent to get everthing ready for the big day! I allready made up my list for the old ball and chain to go and get me! You know I take this big game very serious! I do not mess arround! I allready got it all planned out for all of what I am gone to be dranking and eating you got to make a plan or eltse you will be like a looser who dont even get tore up the right way for the bigest game of the whole wide YEAR!
First tonite I will need to start out with a bunch of Mikes Lemminade to get my PREGAME on! I am a EXPERT of foot ball so everone need my onpinoin on the big game so I need to set there and studyy up all the satistics and find the latest news and incite! I got to look at the espnn.com AND allso nfl.com and even some MORE websites to get all the insider sorces and FACTS! It is called RE SERCH and it is why us EXPERT reporters got the BEST facts of ALL! It sound pretty borring to just set there and lookit a bunch of satistics but that is what the Mikes Lemminades is for DER! Pluss I allways put my commints in the commint parts to fire up some burns and pawnings of the LOOSERS that go there and try to talk junk! I dont set for none of that ignorent talk so I like to go there and set people STRAIT and teach them lessens with my BAWLER commints!
So I will probaly spend LOTS of time tonite on that pregamming and re serch beffore I get out to da club! That is when the REAL partay start! Everone want to partay and go CRASZY the night beffore the big holyday! That means girls want it so bad bro it is like the BEST clubing nite of the year exscept for New Year eaves!
Then it will be the BIG DAY! FINLEY! I will be too exited to even sleep so I will be up and at that computer by the crack of noon or one may be to bust out more commints and find more braking news from my sorces at them web sites! It is allso time to start the REAL partay! Supper Bowel brekfast is all about screw drivvers whitch is votka and oringe juisce so its like breakfast drank but POWERFULL to start the big day! Pluss some paincakes and backon and eggs and frenchfrys! But dont eat too much for brekfast you got to pace youselve for the allday PARTY!
I been envited to like 40 Supper Bowel partys but I dont know if I will go to them be cause most of them arent too SERIOUSE about the GAME! They let GIRLS talk at them and everthing COME ON! I am all about FOOT BALL I cant be lisstening to some GIRL talk about who got the prettyist unaforums and all junk like that! This is the seriousest busness game of ALL YEAR! I need to focuss on the GAME! So I will probaly just have my most trustedest and smartist freinds over to my house! Like Dawgfood aint too smart on much but at lease he know to shut the HELL up when I am telling him the FACTS of the Big Game! And he usely brings lots of boosze to drank too! And Fong dont know nothing about foot ball so he dont talk too much so I can tell him all the facts too! We make a exscellent team of foot ball wathing! It is like Freinds or Gerry Sinefelt with a crew of AWESOME freinds who are all FUNNY and cool only but one of them is the GENIOUS leader who is a foot ball EXPERT!
So oviously my partay will be BAWLER and epeck with twitsed tea and whiksy and beers and what ever other awesome dranks Dawgfood brang over! And I will set out a whole bag of chips be cause nothing but the BEST for me and my freinds bro! And allso I will make my EPECK BAWLER NATCHOES for the game whitch is the baddassest foot ball food of all times it is sceintefficly prooved! My seceret rescipee is all about corn chips and a whole can of cheese! And other seceret stuff like a tub of that soure creme and hallopinas and other stuff!
But the importent thing is the twominites warning! That is when we got to hurray up and get down to Shebooms in times to get there for they FREE BUFFAY at halvetime! FREE BRO! Chickin wings and chickin figners and MORE natchoes and MORE dranks from the bar and even MORE stuff! They try and get CHEAPSKATE on me and put in a new rule last year about only two plates of buffay for a person! UNREAL what abunch of chepskats! So LOOSER! But that dont stop ME bro you wouldent belief how much food I can cram onto one of them little plates and my pockits and allso Fong dont much like good food so I make him fix me up his plate two times so I can get my fair moneys worth and tech them loosers a lessen abotu what FREE BUFFAY is suppost to mean this is AMERCA and when you say FREE BUFFAY you dont make some dumbass rule of TWO LITTLE PLATES that is illeagle and UNAMERCAN and a desgrace and I wont set for it!
So annyways after the halvetime ROCKING show whitch is allways epeck and that one time even had a NAKED BOOB RIGHT IN IT no fake we got to get back to my place to finnish wathing the game! The end is the most importent thing of alltimes and I need to conscentrate on it so I swith to just some beers and maybe some Yagermister for the second halve! Everone know that the rule at MY house is for the second halve of Supper Bowel you SHUT YOU DAMN MOUTH durring the game and NO TALKING! Exscept for me to explane what the moran coaches should of did and to explane all the rules that happen and you people need a expert to explane to you why the refs messed it all up so bad! And then when the game is over if my team wins the CHAMPION SHIP OF THE WORLD whitch we allways do DER then it is time for Dawgfood to drive us all arround in his truck with the Queens singing WE ARE CHAMPS MY FREINDS blatsing out of his bawler car stero and then I can stand up in the back telling everone how MY team is CHAMPS and how I RULE and am a WINNER and chunk some bottels and stuff at sings and moran jerks peoples houses it is called CELBRATING and I am BEST in the world at it so you know it is gone to be EPECK bro!
So ovioulsy you see my EPECK plans for the BEST SUPPER BOWEL PARTAY of ALLTIMES it is the best day of all years and ever REAL Amercan cant even wait for it all to start it is allmost here it is allmost gone to start soon i cant even wait noboddy can even waait YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!