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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Aug 3, 2023 22:08:28 GMT -5
Foot ball is BACK!!! YESSSSS! More backer then EVER! Its on TV! And I am looking at it! WOW!! SO AWESOME!! The Big Game! Its Clevlend verse NY foot ball JETS!! Who gat Aron Rodgers now! So they aint totell garbidge no more!! SO EXITING! Shawn Watkins verse Rogers WOW!! Its the ULLTAMITE SHOWDON! WOW Jets need to FIRE there MORAN coach! How the HELL is he not playing Aaron Roberts? HOW! WHO! They go out and trade for a SUPEPR STAR quaterback and dont even PLAY him??? WHY are foot ball coaches so damn DUMB?? I am smarter then all of them!! You better belief I would play Roberts a head of these CHUNPS they got out there! WOW UNREAL! Now the TV is talking about Tyrse Hills! DO JETTS GOT HIM TOO NOW? ? WHAT!! Jetts ALLSO got Tyrese Hill??? Wait WHAT! AND HE AINT PLAYING NETHER!! UNREAL this is by FAR the WORSE coaching I ever seen! FIRE THIS FOOL! No wander Jetts are TRASH! SO DUMB! WOW! Now they are loosing to CLEVLEND! WOW that is BAD bro! BAD!! I cant even wait to call up the radio tomorrow to tell everone how damn DUMB these Jetts are! IF YOU AINT GONE TO PLAY TYRESE HILLS AND AARON ROBERTS THEN TRADE THEM TO COW BOYS YOU JERKS!! UNREAL! SO damn IGNORENT!! Lucky for ME I betted on Clevlend to loose by LESS then 3 and a half points of spreads! LOOKS LIKE I WIN AGAIN BAYBAYY!! WOW!! Anyways thats why foot ball is BEST and its so EPECK to FINLEY have it BACK!! BACK BAYBAY!! YESSSSSS!!! GET TORE UP! WHOOOOOOO YESSSS!!!
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Post by gimrat on Aug 24, 2023 15:29:23 GMT -5
Them Jetts think they got supperboll apersions now they singed that Roggers but come on man. He so old even his winkles got winkles. How they gonna get supperboll with that kind a old guy meber when Brent Farve played when he was too old not good bro.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Aug 24, 2023 17:31:17 GMT -5
WOE bro you must be HIGH on the gass hufing again bro! BRENT FAVER WAS A SUPPER STAR! Everyone agrees he was BEST of ALLTIMES!! Exscept for Braddy! And Joe Wyoming! And Mehomes and Payten and Ely Manning and Troy Akemen and Rodger Stallback and Bigben Rufflesberger and Dan Merino and Curt Warrener and Aron Roberts and Lemar Johnson and Joe Burro and Jared Alan and that guy from Raders who winned all them Supper Bowels!
He was BEST of ALLTIMES exscept for them! Every one agrees with THAT! COME ON MAN!!
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Post by gimrat on Aug 24, 2023 19:05:43 GMT -5
A coarse he was but lissen what im tellen you here Father Time is unfeeted! They get old! Ever Body! Is a led pipe sinch a stone cole certainly a abslute nobraner you can mark it down and take it to the bank and bet the morggage on it and put it in you pipe and smock it from here to hell and gone! Father Time unfeeted! Is Dirk Jeeter still Yaknee shortstop no he is not. Is Marioandro Riviera still comen out the bullpean in the ninth can Jim Plamer thow the ball make it to home platte even on the bounce any more? Farve retared three times too many and now Roggers is goen follow that same dum thing. And the Jetts is hoopen and walleren!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Aug 24, 2023 21:42:21 GMT -5
Bro I am like 90% SURE that Aron Roberts is YOUNGER then Brent Faver! By a couple YEARS at lease! YOUNGER!!
So BOOOM there goes youre whole arguement totelly BLOWED UP by my lodgic! Thats what happens when you try and debait verse ME bro! BOOOOM! DONE!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 5, 2023 8:39:11 GMT -5
FOOT BALL! BACK!! MORE BACKER THEN EVER!
Geuss who I perdict is OVERRADED! Clempson! All you people keep saying they will go undeffeated and slotter everone well I say NO! They will NOT! That is my BOLD perdicton and I am standing on my guns and setting it on a stone and sticking to my gutts! Clempson= OVERRADED!!
FACTS!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 17, 2023 0:10:28 GMT -5
NORTA DAME!! YESSSSS we did it again!! We kicked ASS so bad again! MORE undeffeated then ANYBODY! MOST undeffeated of ALL!
Hum I wander WHO told you all that Norta Dame is BACK and would be AWESOME again! WHO!? HUH!! WHO?!
ME thats who!
Next my undeffeated COW BOYS will kick MORE ass! BOOOOOOOM that is what it sounds like when my undeffeated CHAMPION foot ball team kicks everones ASS!!
GET READY FOR MORE BOOOOM!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 17, 2023 9:29:39 GMT -5
Coach Primes Times wins AGAIN! Coach Prime Times use be named Deon Sanderson! He was EPECK at playing foot ball for COW BOYS! Now he is a manger of a foot ball team!
WOW I dont know if any one EVER did both COACH AND PLAYER of foot ball ever before! Probaly not! That is why everone is so exited!
Coach Prime Times is manger of Western Collorado and they been TRASH and GARBIDGE for a millon years until HE got there! Now we are high rank! AND UDEFFEATED! What a miracel! Everone is cheering for him and his Sleepier upsett Cindrella UNDER DAWG team! If these players keep LISTENING to him then they will go undeffeated! All the way to the playoffs! And then get slottered by Georgia or Norta Dame!! AWESOME!
But if the stupid players DONT lissten to him then they will LOOSE! Last nite they DIDENT lissten to his Coaching untill late in the game and so the players allmost LOST! But then in overtimes they started LISSTENING to Coach Prime Times and so he WON! UNDEFFEATED! FINLEY! SO EXITING!
Hey you dumb players DO NOT let down your coach with dumb playing! You LISSTEN to him when he says to go make a TOUCH DOWN! Or else you will SUCK and LOOSE and RUIN his season! Like a DOG!
The point is this is why colledge foot ball RULZ! Everone loves Coach Prime Times the UNDERDAWG!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 21, 2023 22:16:14 GMT -5
Its Thursday so you know what that means FOOT BALL!! YESSSS!! Totelly EPECK mathup! 49rs Prock Burdy verse Daniel Johnston and NY Ginats! WOW!! BOTH these teams use to be GOOD! REAL GOOD! And now they are playing! Foot ball!
WOW this is so exiting! No wander I am ALLREADY SO TORE UP! YUMMMMM BOOSZE IS SO GOOOD BRO! I LIKE TO DRINK IT!
The point is everbody got all kind of HOT TAKES on this huge showdon but MINE is hottest! I am calling it RIGHT NOW 49rs will KICK ASS of Daniel Johnston! No probalem!
I dont care how many hatas go after me with viscous personnell ATTACKS just because I am making a brave bold perdicton on this foot ball game! I will NOT back down! Yo I NEVER back down! I am like Tom Peddy bro NO I WONT BACK DOWN!! Hey bayaby they aint no easy way to get out! NO I WONT! BACK! DOWN!! A! I! No I wont back DOWN!
I NEVR back down I only DOUBLE down! Thats why I am going for the DOUBLE point spreads in my bet this time! If 49eers only win by 24 or MORE points then I WIN!! MONEY!! YESSS!!! I LIKE money! I use it to buy things with! And I am gonna be so RICH after this game bro! MONEY!!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 23, 2023 16:04:56 GMT -5
WOW these worthless LOOSER players are costing Coach Primetimes his ritefull WIN! They are getting there ASS beat by Oragon! Even tho Coach Primetimes is telling them to WIN and NOT loose! They arent even LISSTENING to him! They all need to get FIRRED and CUT and then BENCHED! ALL of them! Exspecally this SCRUB BUM Of a quaterback! I am so SICK of this SCRUB costing Coach Primetimes all his WINS and making them into LOOSES! That SUCKS yo!
Poor Coach Primetimes he is the VICTIM of dumb scrubby players! He would of gone UNDEFFEATED if these players dident LOOSE the game and WRECK it for him! What a bunch of worth less BUMS! FIRE THEM ALL! NOW!!
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Post by tdoo on Sept 23, 2023 16:23:56 GMT -5
It’s OVER. Primetime pwn3d. Go back to the booth.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Sept 23, 2023 22:25:56 GMT -5
Ya just like i called it! Those chocker looser players costed Coach Primtimes his ritefull undeffeated season! They should all be ASHAME of themselfs! Its desgusting the way they let down Coach Primtimes! SAD! FIRE ALL THE PLAYERS!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 1, 2023 12:33:46 GMT -5
Do you know who is a real Cindrella underraded Under Dawg team of all! Maimi Dolphfins! Nobody even remembers they even play foot ball any more but we DO! We NEVER get NO REPSECT from the Medias and nobody beliefs in us but we are actuelly pretty GOOD!
We score TOUCH DOWNS ever time! TOUCH DOWNS are GOOD bro! My calclulatons PROOVE that teams that score lots of touch downs are BETETR then teams that dont hardley score NO touch downs! Thats why my theroy is that Maimi is pretty GOOD at foot ball all of the suden!
Dolphfins got that quaterback who use to be GOOD for Allabamma Toowa Tagliavioviolia! PLUS Tyrese Hills! And that other kid from Allabamma! I allso got a theroy that says foot ball guys for Allabamma are GOOD at foot ball! Thats just another FACT bro! Everone calls me crazy and attacks me viscously for my theorys but they are damn FACTS yo!
WOW Maimi GOOD at foot ball! Whats next! Clevlend being GOOD at any thing! HAHAH LOLL just kidding!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 1, 2023 13:28:13 GMT -5
I just Did My Own Research and crutched some satistics and geuss WHAT! It turns out BUFALLO is even BETTER at Touch Downs then Maimi! WOW! Nobody could ever emagine THAT! But its a FACT! Bufallo = GOOD at touch downs!
Crazy that a place that NEVER Wins the Big One in ANY sport would be so GOOD at Touch Downs! But its 15000% TRUE! Figgures dont lie! You can argue with me but you CANT argue with figgures! Thats a FACT bro!
WOW! Bufallo!! Who figgured THAT??!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Oct 29, 2023 14:38:31 GMT -5
COW BOYS! BACK BAYBAY! MORE backer then EVER before! Kicking ASS of Ramms so BAD yo! We are UNSTOPPIBLE! Dax = BEST quaterback SUPPER STAR! But the LAME STREAM MEDIAS and the JEALOUS HATAS never give us NO love! Everyone is AGAINST us! Nobody beleifed in us! No body give us our ritefull REPSECT! SO UNFAIR!
COW BOYS! I told you all that we were back but did you LISSTEN to me NO YOU DID NOT! NOW look at how we KICKING ASS bro!! Its EPECK! AWESOME! WE RULE AGAIN!!
That moran coach better not mess this up! He is the only thing holding us back from being BEST EVER of ALLTIMES by a MILE!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 4, 2023 20:34:23 GMT -5
Do you know who is underraded! My CHAMPION Gerogia Bull Dawgs bro! We RULE! We never get NO damn respsect from the LAME STREAM MEDIAS! Nobody beliefs in us! Everone is AGAINST us! Its SO UNFAIR! But do WE care! No we do NOT! Because we are CHAMPS! Any one who dont love us is just a damn JEALOUS hata!
We are the BEST!! ADMIT IT!! NOW!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 12, 2023 11:48:28 GMT -5
This daylite saver times bullcrap sucks yo! Foot ball is ALLREADY on TV! I just WOKE UP! I aint even had no time to get tore up yet! And the game is allready halve over!! HOW!! SO UNFAIR!! I AM THE VICTIM!! Of missing halve of Colts verse Patroits! WHY does the GOVERMINT do this to us Innocent Foot Ball Fans with there CRAZY time change BULLCRAP!!
I will NEVER get back my ritefull first halve of this Important foot ball game! WILL I! NO I WILL NOT!!
Just A NOTHER time of the WOKE ANTIFA GOVERMINT TAKING AWAY OUR RIgHTS!! I am OWED more FOOT BALL! With time to get tore up to watch it! Without getting tore up on whiskey and votka and white claus this game SUCKS and is borring!
Its all the fault of the damn GOVERMINT! Way to go BIDAN! This NEVER happen with Presdent TRUMP in charge DID IT!! SO UNFAIR! NObody EVER been treated so BAD!! Lets Go Brandon!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Dec 2, 2023 19:17:41 GMT -5
Big Game! My 2 favoritest teams Gerogia verse Allabamma! SCC championship! Who will win! Both teams are so epeck! could see ether one of them winning! I bet one will!
I am allready prettty tore up on the white claus and Yagerminster and Fireballz this rules!!! What a game! My Crimpson Times got the lead! But here comes my Dawgs!! Wow this is awesome!
None of you loosers knows how EPECK it is when you’re two faveritest teams are versing each other for the SCC championship! Trust me bra it is the BEST!! Yaaaaaaaa!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Dec 2, 2023 19:19:11 GMT -5
Yaaaaaaa Jaden Melrose for the touch down play!!! Yaaaa!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Dec 2, 2023 19:20:08 GMT -5
Wow here comes Dawgs! Go! But we can stop them! Unless we get a touch down!
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