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Post by J.H. "Goose" Traynor-Wagner on May 28, 2019 14:04:23 GMT -5
Ha ha, la la—the Bostonetowne Dutch Bruins are playing hockey skate against the St. Louis Catholics. See the speed of the venerable puck as it sails through the air and strikes a Protestant in the Fore-Head, killing him instantly and banishing his spirit to Hell. Hear the prayers of the Dutch as they spit out their Pine Needles (A Favorite Bostonetowne treat) and resort to Swearing and Speaking Hebrew Chants To Unearth The Rumored Hockey Golem. Enjoy the soulful sounds of the Brass Instruments of the St. Louis Catholics as they root-a-toot-toot on their Saxophone Horne, a uplifting prayer to the Saints of Hockey, Like Joseph, Eye Of Cottonplant, And Lorde Schlitz, Beater Of The Dogge.
Dozens and dozens of Goode Americans are watching the Exciting Matchup of Hockey To See Which Gaggle Of Mental Invalids Will Emerge Triumphant And Claim The Prize Of Lorde Stanley's Cup, Plus A Romantic Interlude With Famous Singer Madonna, A Latina. Cheer For Hockey, Horray!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on May 28, 2019 14:48:32 GMT -5
Bro r u talking bout hocky! I cant even hardley figgure out what you saying but I think you are talking bout the hocky!! Hocky is WERD yo! They play it on skats and slide all arround and they all foringers and WERD!! At lease they got lots of FIGHTS so that is good but the rest of it is TOO WERD for us reguler Amercans!!
Soon they will play Stanlys Cups whitch is like the march madniss of hocky!! Probaly Capitols will win again! They allways win they got that guy Obenchkid! He is real good at slidding all arround on the ice and batting the hocky punk right into the gold! BOOOM! Clap shot for the gold!!
When they get to the finales I will probaly take a look but I aint got time to wath a bunch of foreingers slid all arround on frozed ICE untell they get to the CHAMPION SHIP!! Then it might be worth my time to take a look at it and tell everone the insider incite and who is the best and who is a chocker and what the mangers should of did!! So I will probaly get arround to that real soon!
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