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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 14, 2022 8:03:25 GMT -5
WOW they are letting Tigger play again! They feel so sorry for him they are letting him the ball with his golffing stick! All the real golffers are there to try and win but they are being nice and letting Tigger play too! Thats so nice of them! But this is sports and that means its SERIOUSE BUSNESS so they need to quit being too nice and get ready to do WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN!
They need to get pyshced up and pound each other on the chest like foot ball players do and go running out there onto that golf feild and yell and holler there heads off and be ready to KICK SOME ASS! Show some team SPIRRIT!! Thats how you WIN!
No more of this walking around not saying nothing! That is for loosers! They need to get FIRRED UP and holler and scream! That would proove they want to WIN and it would fire up the crowd too! No wander golffing crowds are BORRING! These guys need to show some SPIRRITS and get FIRED UP for once!! On the first play they need to take the other guy OUT! BOOOM! Thats called SENDING A MASSAGE! It prooves that you want to WIN and dont like LOOSING!!
Let me tell you something the first golffing guy who does that will totelly KICK ASS bro! He will be unstoppible! The others would be too SCARED to even try to stop him! WHEN will they FINLEY lissten to ME instead of pussy footing arround trying to be nice to old Tigger who cant even bat the golffing ball any good any more!! Forget that! Go out there and holler and shove and FIGHT! That is how you WIN!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 15, 2022 14:07:53 GMT -5
Tigger Wood got CUT! HAHAHAHA YESSSS!! I CALLED IT! I totelly CALLED it!
WOW I am a genious at perdicting! I perdict I will be RIGHT AGAIN next time too!!
USA USA USA!!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 18, 2022 10:01:26 GMT -5
FINLEY a good ole AMERCAN boy wins the golffing!! This Camron Smith has AWESOME hair! Its short in the front and LONG in the back just like MINE! That kind of hair cut prooves to every one that you are a totell BADASS who dont take no BULLCRAP offen any one and that you LOVE to PARTAY! Finley we get a REAL redblooded AMERCAN to win the golffing instead of all the Woke Mob Antifa types who usely win the golffing! Go Smith! USA USA USA!!!
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Post by CHEESE on Jul 19, 2022 2:03:35 GMT -5
FINLEY a good ole AMERCAN boy wins the golffing!! This Camron Smith has AWESOME hair! Its short in the front and LONG in the back just like MINE! That kind of hair cut prooves to every one that you are a totell BADASS who dont take no BULLCRAP offen any one and that you LOVE to PARTAY! Finley we get a REAL redblooded AMERCAN to win the golffing instead of all the Woke Mob Antifa types who usely win the golffing! Go Smith! USA USA USA!!! Bogan Queenslander
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 19, 2022 17:00:26 GMT -5
What! Who! How! What the hell you talking bout bro!! You dont make no SINCE! I like postings that make SINCE! Not ones that DONT! Thats just how I role bro!
WERD!
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Post by gimrat on Jul 23, 2022 13:20:10 GMT -5
That goffer is not a Amercan cant you tell by the wierd axcent. He from ausritallia which I dident even know they even had goffers from their its like one big dessert how you goin to grow any goffing grass in a palace like that. But not Amercan truss me on that one.
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 25, 2022 0:35:37 GMT -5
Bro ANYbody with that haircut is a AMERCAN! He might of USE to be in Austria but NOW he is a redblood AMERCAN MAN! Any one who says he aint is FAKE NEWS!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jul 30, 2022 9:58:12 GMT -5
Now they got a EPECK new golffing legaue! Its called LIVE Golffing! And its NOT all Woke like the regulaer gollfing! NO WOKES ALLOWED! geuss who ALLSO isnt allowed into it! TIGGER WOOD!! YES! HAHAHA!! YESSS! They got ALL the REAL supperstars like Phil Fickelston but NOT Tigger! OWNED!! And they are playing at Our Presdents place! SO EPECK yo!! MAGA GOLFFING LIVE! www.nytimes.com/2022/07/29/sports/golf/donald-trump-liv-bedminster.htmlThat sounds AWESOME!! This is the BEST golffing news EVER!! USA USA USA!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Aug 1, 2022 8:26:11 GMT -5
YESSSS this new golffing legaue is the BEST!! Listen to them chant LETS GO BRENDAN!! That is a SECRET CODE that means Cram It Joe Bidan!
Libs dont know what it means so when we yell it that totelly OWNS them! Its so damn FUNNY yo!!
LETS GO BRENDAN! LETS GO BRENDAN!! HAHAHAHA SO DAMN FUNNY! WE WIN!! Libs LOOSE!!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Mar 8, 2023 16:02:45 GMT -5
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Mar 10, 2023 10:25:30 GMT -5
Thats just exgirlfreind who is probaly JEALOUS of his new girlfreind! Trust me bro I got to deal with that all the time! I never thoughut of this genious idear to make them sign up a CONTRACT to keep there MOUTH shut tho! That is a great idear!
WOW I never expected Tigger Wood to be the guy who thoughut of THAT! Tigger needs to quit golffing which he SUCKS at and be a LAYWER! I would hire him up in a second to make up one of them contracts that keeps there MOUTHS SHUT!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jun 30, 2023 7:41:52 GMT -5
BRAKING NEWS!! MEHOMES AND GRONK WIN THE GOLFFING CHAMPION SHIP OF THE WORLD! WOW!! They beated Steth and Dray Mon for the belt! TAG TEAM CHAMPS! OF ALL GOLFFING!! Tigger Wood dident even MAKE it there! HAHAHA what a looser! He probaly couldent even find no one to even be his tag team partener I bet! SAD! LOOSER! HAHAAHA!!
I totelly CALLED Mehomes and Grock winning the belt! I am a expert of foot ball and golffing so I knew they would do it! AND WE DID!! CHAMPS BAYBAY!! Nobody beliefed in us but that dident stop us!! WE DID IT!! CHAMPS!! YESSS!!!
Tigger is so JEALOUS of our golffing! Why dont YOU go and try a new game TIgger! Go play tittlywinks or bandmitten or something HAHAHAHA!! You suck!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Nov 10, 2023 14:05:18 GMT -5
WOW this Tigger Wood guy NEVER stops doing stuff! At lease NOW he is trying FIX golf and make it WAY less BORRING! www.wired.com/story/golf-tgl-tiger-woods/FINLEY we will have gollffing TEAMS playing it INDOORS with YELLING fans! They need to have some good rocking TUNES blasting too! For exitment! And they REALLY need to let them play DEFFENSE like a REAL game! Lets see them try and make a punt if the other guy can come running in to BLOCK it beffore it goes into the hole! THAT would be EXITING! And they could have TACKELING and SHOVING too like all the REAL sports! And they should put the gollffing hole up on a pole ten feet up in the air so its not so EASY to golf like it is now! Let them use there hands to pick up the gollffing ball and SLAMDUNK it into the hole! BOOOOOM!! That would RULE bro! If they lissten to ME and add DEFFENSE and TACKELING and SLAMDUNKING then they will FINLEY have a GOOD game! I would watch that on TV! Probaly!
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Post by vivianharperGRANNYPANTS on Jan 8, 2024 14:21:38 GMT -5
Gatorade has dropped Woods from their sponsorship. I believe NIKE should do the same. Woods is a disgrace. Vivian Harper Bandwagon Boy: Nike has taken my advice. They have dropped Woods. FINALLY. Vivian Harper
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Jan 8, 2024 14:36:52 GMT -5
WOW grany you finley got some thing RIGHT! Congradulatons on your perdicton from a millon years ago! Way to get some thing RIGHT for onsce!
SEE!! THAT is how you congradulade some one if you got any CLASSYNISS and Sport Man Ship like ME!! Too bad not a one of you people EVER congradulade ME when MY teams win all the CHAMPION SHIPS and kick the ASS of all your looser teams!! DO YOU!! Looks like I am the ONLY one with any classyniss or Sport Man Ship!! SO TYPECAL!!
SAD!!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Feb 21, 2024 9:34:15 GMT -5
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 12, 2024 22:18:36 GMT -5
WOW they let old Tigger play again! This guy STINKS bro! They showed him on the Tv and he went up for his first bat and he batted the golffing ball but he MISSED the golffing hole!! By a MILE!! LOLL UNREAL!! And if that aint bad enough he did a NOTHER bat at it and for his second shot he miss AGAIN! Not even close!! The golffing ball dident even get CLOSE to score the gold! UNREAL what a BUMM! Serious this guy is the WORSE golffing guy ever! I bet hes miss WAY more shots then any body! How do they keep letting him go into these golffing games and MISS all them shots! This is getting out of controll! They need a real LEADER! Who is not WOKE!! Or Poltical Correct! A TOUGH matcho man who shoots from the lips and goes with his GUTTS to tell Tigger YOUR FIRRED! Like THIS!! YOUR FIRRED TIGGER WOOD!
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Post by King Awesome Dawg! on Apr 14, 2024 17:44:40 GMT -5
Hahahaha Tigger lossed by a MILE! Just like I perdicted! Wow I so good at perdicting!! Schlotty Sceffer kicked his ASS! All over the golfing feild!
And knew Sclotty would win! He is BEST of alltimes! Tigger SUCKS!! Admit it hatas!
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